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One Hour MTV Season Finale Special, December 23rd, 2007
Card:
Four Corners Elimination Match for the WSX Tag Team Championship: The Trailer Park Boyz vs. D.I.F.H. vs. That 70’s Team vs. Los Pochos Guapos
Mask vs. Girlfriend Match: Matt Classic vs. Matt Sydal
Mixed Tag Team Match: Arik Cannon and Mickey Knuckles vs. Vic and Nic Grimes
High Incident Championship Match: The Human Tornado vs. Jack Evans vs. M-Dogg 20 vs. Teddy Hart vs. 6-Pac
Six on Six Steel Cage Match: Vampiro, Youth Suicide, Super Dragon, MsChif, and Incoherence vs. Ricky Banderas, Sexxxy Eddie, Eddie Kingston, LuFisto, and Luke and Alkatrazz
The show opens with Lacey giving us a recap of Season 2’s events, leading us to tonight.
Los Pochos Guapos head to the ring first, but as they enter The Bunker, they’re jumped by Ruckus, Sabian, and Joker! There’s a brief brawl, before the BLCK OUT members overpower Kaos and Aguilera, beating the two down.
The remaining three teams enter as the match as apparently become a three-way dance. It’s back and forth action for the first three minutes as none of the teams can gain the advantage. At the four minute mark, Black uses Jacobs as a torpedo to take out Raymond and Webb. A huge cheer goes up, Black soaks it in, before noticing why the crowd is cheering. Kaos and Aguilera are back in the Bunker!
*Commercial*
Kaos and Aguilera take the fight to Raymond and Webb on the outside, while That 70’s Team and D.I.F.H. battle it out in the ring. After some back and forth, Black and Ryan both land super kicks on Disco Machine and Jacobs. As they fall on top of their men, the referee makes the 3-count…
Fabian Kaelin: Both D.I.F.H. and That 70’s Team… have been ELIMINATED!
The crowd boos that both teams are gone, as Kaos rolls Webb back in the ring. He goes up top, but Uncle Necro Butcher hops up on the apron. Aguilera spots him and pulls him down, leading to a brawl. Kaos sets up for the elbow, but as he leaps, Chrissy Rivera pulls Webb out of the way! Kaos crashes and burns, as Raymond hit’s a springboard leg drop! Uncle Necro Butcher holds Aguilera back as the referee makes the 3-count! The Trailer Park Boyz retain! Webb and Raymond celebrate with Johnny and Uncle Necro as Aguilera looks pissed…
Backstage, Prince Nana talks about a diamond smuggling ring in his homeland of Ghana. His family ran the biggest organization of all, until the Mexican drug Cartel crossed into their turf. Nana explains his rivalry with El Jefe, but as he swears revenge for his family, Delikado and Lil’ Cholo jump him. Koslov and Terkay rush in for the save, as Horiguchi and Yoshino also join the fray. Several officials run in to break up the brawl as we go to a break…
*Commercial*
Back in the Bunker, Matt Classic is already in the ring. Matt Sydal enters, Lizzy at his side. Sydal uses his quick offense to keep Classic on his toes, but it’s not long before Lizzy causes a distraction, making eyes at Classic. Sydal turns to yell at her, allowing Classic to hit the double sledge, then a back rake. He ascends to the middle rope, but Lizzy sprays something in his eyes! Sydal hoists him up to the top rope, then hit’s the Cyclorama to pick up the win!
Lizzy enters and hugs Sydal, who pushes her away and unmasks Classic to reveal…
Kriss Kloss: It’s Colt Cabana! Matt’s frat brother!
Sydal looks shocked. Lizzy looks at Matt, then at Colt, then back to Matt… and kicks him in the groin! Matt drops to his knees as Lizzy and Colt make out to the crowd’s boos!
Backstage, Nic Grimes swears revenge on Arik Cannon before she and Vic head to the ring.
Back in the Bunker, Knuckles and Cannon enter, but before they make it to the ring, their met in the aisle by Vic and Nic! The four brawl, Vic trading punches with Knuckles, while Nic smashes Cannon with forearms! Nic rolls Cannon into the ring to get the match officially underway. Cannon tries to beg off, only to get kicked in the face. On the outside, Knuckles and Vic fight their way up the stairs. In the ring, Nic scoops Cannon up, slam, then an elbow for a 2-count.
Mickie punches Vic, then makes her way to the top of the entrance. Vic recovers and follows her up, where the two continue to trade shots. Nic misses a leg drop, giving Cannon the opportunity to cradle her, but he only gets a 2-count. At the top of the stairs, Mickie misses a shot, Vic prepares to charge, but she moves and Vic crashes through the railing and through some electric equipment which EXPLODES!
In the ring, Nic had Cannon hooked for the Royal Butterfly, but the distraction from seeing her brother get blown up allows Cannon to low blow her, then hit the Anarchist Hammer and score the win! Cannon plants a kiss(with tongue) on Nic, before rolling to the outside to embrace Knuckles. Mickey, however, shoves him off. He grabs her by the hair, but she blasts him with a forearm, then drills him with the Redneck Hangover! Mickey exit’s the Bunker to a smattering of cheers, while Nic checks on her brother…
*Commercial*
Lacey is at ringside.
Lacey: What a show we’ve had already, and we still have two matches to go!
*Cheers*
Lacey: Coming up next, it’s the WSX High Incident Champ-
The crowd boos as LuFisto and Sexxxy Eddie enter the Bunker.
Lacey: Wait a minute. Your match isn’t until later. Why are out here?
Eddie: Please, Lacey Lace! Everyone knows, you can’t have a party without the party starters, Sexxxy Eddie and LuFisto!
*Boos*
Sexxxy Eddie: Besides, Luffie and I were just wondering. We know you like to let your hair down and get crazy, Lacey Lace. But how crazy are you willing to get?
Lacey: …how crazy are we talking?
LuFisto: You. Him. Me. Our hotel room. A fully stocked minibar. And then we see what happens.
Lacey smiles…
Then slaps the taste out of LuFisto’s mouth!
Lacey: That answer your question, “Luffie?”
The crowd cheers as Lacey heads to the back. 6-Pac’s music cues up as he enters for the High Incident Championship match. The remaining entrants come out (Tornado and Ruckus passing Eddie and LuFisto, Tornado mocking the pair as they exit) and the match gets underway.
All five men fly around the ring, looking to capture the gold, but Ruckus plays spoiler for much of the match, breaking up pins if Tornado isn’t able to do so. After a good nine minute battle, Tornado gets planted by Evans, who goes up top. But before he can hit the 630, Ruckus shoves him off the top rope! But Hart comes from the opposite corner with Open Hart Surgery! 6-Pac pulls him off, but Ruckus pulls him out of the ring! As 6-Pac and Ruckus brawl, Tornado rolls to the outside, only to be greeted by Evans. M-Dogg comes up behind Hart, spins him around, Michinoku Driver! He hooks the leg and we have a new Champion! M-Dogg goes into the crowd to celebrate as we take our final break!
*Commercial*
When we return, the Steel Cage for our main event is set up. Instead of just a normal cage, this is the same cage from the Exploding Time Bomb Death Match at last season’s finale. Fabian Kaelin explains that this match will be contested under War Games rules, with a new entrant every two minutes. Luke Hawx and Super Dragon begin the match. The two go at it until the music of Alkatrazz hits, indicating that Banderas’ army won the coin flip. Luke and Alkatrazz double team Dragon, until MsChif makes the save. The match continues until LuFisto runs out, making her the fifth entrant of twelve. LuFisto and MsChif show they aren’t afraid to get crazy, best shown when MsChif leaps at LuFisto while she’s near the cage wall. Luke pulls LuFisto out of the way and MsChif gets blown up by the impact!
Kriss Kloss: OH MY GOD! MSCHIF MIGHT BE DEAD!
We reach the halfway mark as Delirious runs out. He checks on MsChif, then goes after Alkatrazz. It’s still 3-on-2, however, and soon Sexxxy Eddie makes it 4-on-2, MsChif not moving on the mat. Somehow, Delirious and Super Dragon fend off their opponents until the entrance of Hallowicked. Incoherence work together against Luke and Alkatrazz, while LuFisto and Eddie double team Dragon. Banderas is out next as the fifth member of his team. He doesn’t enter the cage, however, content to allow his teammates to do the dirty work. But Vampiro soon joins as the tenth entrant and begins brawling with Banderas. The two fight into the crowd, while in the ring, Delirious takes down Luke. LuFisto tries to surprise him with a low blow, but Delirious spins around, lifts her up… POWERBOMB INTO THE CAGE WALL!
Bret Ernst: LUFISTO GETS BLOWN UP! BOTH GIRLS ARE DOWN!
Eddie Kingston enters last for his team, entering the ring and staring down at Super Dragon. Hallowicked comes up behind Kingston and the two brawl, as Luke kicks Dragon in the head. Youth Suicide is the last to enter, bringing a ladder to the ring with him. He opens the door and rams Alkatrazz, then Kingston, with the ladder, before setting it up under the bomb.
Kriss Kloss: Youth Suicide looking to wrap this one up right here, perhaps!
Suicide climbs the ladder, as Hallowicked and Delirious grab MsChif and pull her out of the ring. Sexxxy Eddie grabs LuFisto as well, as Suicide hit’s the button. Eddie and LuFisto escape, but Luke and Alkatrazz grab Suicide and plant him with a double choke slam! The two get out, as do Super Dragon and Kingston, leaving Suicide to take the full explosion of the ring! Team Banderas has won!
We cut to outside the Bunker, where Vampiro and Banderas continue to brawl. Banderas goes to unleash a fireball, but Vampiro blocks it, then tosses one of his own! Banderas goes down as Vampiro stands over him.
Vampiro: Ricky… it’s time to settle this once and for all. I want one more match. You… and me… and a ring surrounded by flames. You know what they say, don’t you? Play with fire… and you might just get burned.
Card:
Four Corners Elimination Match for the WSX Tag Team Championship: The Trailer Park Boyz vs. D.I.F.H. vs. That 70’s Team vs. Los Pochos Guapos
Mask vs. Girlfriend Match: Matt Classic vs. Matt Sydal
Mixed Tag Team Match: Arik Cannon and Mickey Knuckles vs. Vic and Nic Grimes
High Incident Championship Match: The Human Tornado vs. Jack Evans vs. M-Dogg 20 vs. Teddy Hart vs. 6-Pac
Six on Six Steel Cage Match: Vampiro, Youth Suicide, Super Dragon, MsChif, and Incoherence vs. Ricky Banderas, Sexxxy Eddie, Eddie Kingston, LuFisto, and Luke and Alkatrazz
The show opens with Lacey giving us a recap of Season 2’s events, leading us to tonight.
Los Pochos Guapos head to the ring first, but as they enter The Bunker, they’re jumped by Ruckus, Sabian, and Joker! There’s a brief brawl, before the BLCK OUT members overpower Kaos and Aguilera, beating the two down.
The remaining three teams enter as the match as apparently become a three-way dance. It’s back and forth action for the first three minutes as none of the teams can gain the advantage. At the four minute mark, Black uses Jacobs as a torpedo to take out Raymond and Webb. A huge cheer goes up, Black soaks it in, before noticing why the crowd is cheering. Kaos and Aguilera are back in the Bunker!
*Commercial*
Kaos and Aguilera take the fight to Raymond and Webb on the outside, while That 70’s Team and D.I.F.H. battle it out in the ring. After some back and forth, Black and Ryan both land super kicks on Disco Machine and Jacobs. As they fall on top of their men, the referee makes the 3-count…
Fabian Kaelin: Both D.I.F.H. and That 70’s Team… have been ELIMINATED!
The crowd boos that both teams are gone, as Kaos rolls Webb back in the ring. He goes up top, but Uncle Necro Butcher hops up on the apron. Aguilera spots him and pulls him down, leading to a brawl. Kaos sets up for the elbow, but as he leaps, Chrissy Rivera pulls Webb out of the way! Kaos crashes and burns, as Raymond hit’s a springboard leg drop! Uncle Necro Butcher holds Aguilera back as the referee makes the 3-count! The Trailer Park Boyz retain! Webb and Raymond celebrate with Johnny and Uncle Necro as Aguilera looks pissed…
Backstage, Prince Nana talks about a diamond smuggling ring in his homeland of Ghana. His family ran the biggest organization of all, until the Mexican drug Cartel crossed into their turf. Nana explains his rivalry with El Jefe, but as he swears revenge for his family, Delikado and Lil’ Cholo jump him. Koslov and Terkay rush in for the save, as Horiguchi and Yoshino also join the fray. Several officials run in to break up the brawl as we go to a break…
*Commercial*
Back in the Bunker, Matt Classic is already in the ring. Matt Sydal enters, Lizzy at his side. Sydal uses his quick offense to keep Classic on his toes, but it’s not long before Lizzy causes a distraction, making eyes at Classic. Sydal turns to yell at her, allowing Classic to hit the double sledge, then a back rake. He ascends to the middle rope, but Lizzy sprays something in his eyes! Sydal hoists him up to the top rope, then hit’s the Cyclorama to pick up the win!
Lizzy enters and hugs Sydal, who pushes her away and unmasks Classic to reveal…
Kriss Kloss: It’s Colt Cabana! Matt’s frat brother!
Sydal looks shocked. Lizzy looks at Matt, then at Colt, then back to Matt… and kicks him in the groin! Matt drops to his knees as Lizzy and Colt make out to the crowd’s boos!
Backstage, Nic Grimes swears revenge on Arik Cannon before she and Vic head to the ring.
Back in the Bunker, Knuckles and Cannon enter, but before they make it to the ring, their met in the aisle by Vic and Nic! The four brawl, Vic trading punches with Knuckles, while Nic smashes Cannon with forearms! Nic rolls Cannon into the ring to get the match officially underway. Cannon tries to beg off, only to get kicked in the face. On the outside, Knuckles and Vic fight their way up the stairs. In the ring, Nic scoops Cannon up, slam, then an elbow for a 2-count.
Mickie punches Vic, then makes her way to the top of the entrance. Vic recovers and follows her up, where the two continue to trade shots. Nic misses a leg drop, giving Cannon the opportunity to cradle her, but he only gets a 2-count. At the top of the stairs, Mickie misses a shot, Vic prepares to charge, but she moves and Vic crashes through the railing and through some electric equipment which EXPLODES!
In the ring, Nic had Cannon hooked for the Royal Butterfly, but the distraction from seeing her brother get blown up allows Cannon to low blow her, then hit the Anarchist Hammer and score the win! Cannon plants a kiss(with tongue) on Nic, before rolling to the outside to embrace Knuckles. Mickey, however, shoves him off. He grabs her by the hair, but she blasts him with a forearm, then drills him with the Redneck Hangover! Mickey exit’s the Bunker to a smattering of cheers, while Nic checks on her brother…
*Commercial*
Lacey is at ringside.
Lacey: What a show we’ve had already, and we still have two matches to go!
*Cheers*
Lacey: Coming up next, it’s the WSX High Incident Champ-
The crowd boos as LuFisto and Sexxxy Eddie enter the Bunker.
Lacey: Wait a minute. Your match isn’t until later. Why are out here?
Eddie: Please, Lacey Lace! Everyone knows, you can’t have a party without the party starters, Sexxxy Eddie and LuFisto!
*Boos*
Sexxxy Eddie: Besides, Luffie and I were just wondering. We know you like to let your hair down and get crazy, Lacey Lace. But how crazy are you willing to get?
Lacey: …how crazy are we talking?
LuFisto: You. Him. Me. Our hotel room. A fully stocked minibar. And then we see what happens.
Lacey smiles…
Then slaps the taste out of LuFisto’s mouth!
Lacey: That answer your question, “Luffie?”
The crowd cheers as Lacey heads to the back. 6-Pac’s music cues up as he enters for the High Incident Championship match. The remaining entrants come out (Tornado and Ruckus passing Eddie and LuFisto, Tornado mocking the pair as they exit) and the match gets underway.
All five men fly around the ring, looking to capture the gold, but Ruckus plays spoiler for much of the match, breaking up pins if Tornado isn’t able to do so. After a good nine minute battle, Tornado gets planted by Evans, who goes up top. But before he can hit the 630, Ruckus shoves him off the top rope! But Hart comes from the opposite corner with Open Hart Surgery! 6-Pac pulls him off, but Ruckus pulls him out of the ring! As 6-Pac and Ruckus brawl, Tornado rolls to the outside, only to be greeted by Evans. M-Dogg comes up behind Hart, spins him around, Michinoku Driver! He hooks the leg and we have a new Champion! M-Dogg goes into the crowd to celebrate as we take our final break!
*Commercial*
When we return, the Steel Cage for our main event is set up. Instead of just a normal cage, this is the same cage from the Exploding Time Bomb Death Match at last season’s finale. Fabian Kaelin explains that this match will be contested under War Games rules, with a new entrant every two minutes. Luke Hawx and Super Dragon begin the match. The two go at it until the music of Alkatrazz hits, indicating that Banderas’ army won the coin flip. Luke and Alkatrazz double team Dragon, until MsChif makes the save. The match continues until LuFisto runs out, making her the fifth entrant of twelve. LuFisto and MsChif show they aren’t afraid to get crazy, best shown when MsChif leaps at LuFisto while she’s near the cage wall. Luke pulls LuFisto out of the way and MsChif gets blown up by the impact!
Kriss Kloss: OH MY GOD! MSCHIF MIGHT BE DEAD!
We reach the halfway mark as Delirious runs out. He checks on MsChif, then goes after Alkatrazz. It’s still 3-on-2, however, and soon Sexxxy Eddie makes it 4-on-2, MsChif not moving on the mat. Somehow, Delirious and Super Dragon fend off their opponents until the entrance of Hallowicked. Incoherence work together against Luke and Alkatrazz, while LuFisto and Eddie double team Dragon. Banderas is out next as the fifth member of his team. He doesn’t enter the cage, however, content to allow his teammates to do the dirty work. But Vampiro soon joins as the tenth entrant and begins brawling with Banderas. The two fight into the crowd, while in the ring, Delirious takes down Luke. LuFisto tries to surprise him with a low blow, but Delirious spins around, lifts her up… POWERBOMB INTO THE CAGE WALL!
Bret Ernst: LUFISTO GETS BLOWN UP! BOTH GIRLS ARE DOWN!
Eddie Kingston enters last for his team, entering the ring and staring down at Super Dragon. Hallowicked comes up behind Kingston and the two brawl, as Luke kicks Dragon in the head. Youth Suicide is the last to enter, bringing a ladder to the ring with him. He opens the door and rams Alkatrazz, then Kingston, with the ladder, before setting it up under the bomb.
Kriss Kloss: Youth Suicide looking to wrap this one up right here, perhaps!
Suicide climbs the ladder, as Hallowicked and Delirious grab MsChif and pull her out of the ring. Sexxxy Eddie grabs LuFisto as well, as Suicide hit’s the button. Eddie and LuFisto escape, but Luke and Alkatrazz grab Suicide and plant him with a double choke slam! The two get out, as do Super Dragon and Kingston, leaving Suicide to take the full explosion of the ring! Team Banderas has won!
We cut to outside the Bunker, where Vampiro and Banderas continue to brawl. Banderas goes to unleash a fireball, but Vampiro blocks it, then tosses one of his own! Banderas goes down as Vampiro stands over him.
Vampiro: Ricky… it’s time to settle this once and for all. I want one more match. You… and me… and a ring surrounded by flames. You know what they say, don’t you? Play with fire… and you might just get burned.