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Post by wildojinx on Oct 29, 2014 18:27:10 GMT -5
<Sign reads DANGER: Killer shark infested water>
Guy: Aw man, thats a shame, i was looking forward to a swim,,oh well (walks away)
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 29, 2014 19:07:57 GMT -5
Maybe we should find someplace a little more private and less exposed to have sex.
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dav
Hank Scorpio
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Post by dav on Oct 29, 2014 19:34:58 GMT -5
Language warning, but these guys are probably the smartest people from a horror film:
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2014 21:14:32 GMT -5
Oh Man, that killer almost got us! I'm sure glad that I shot him in the chest because he's not going move after that one!
Hmmm, wait, let me shoot him again to make sure...
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Post by General Adam on Oct 29, 2014 21:38:15 GMT -5
What a nice house. I love the fireplace. How much is it again?
GET OUT!
You know what I'm looking for something smaller and less threatening you got anything like that?
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 29, 2014 22:28:15 GMT -5
"Let's split up!"
"Hang on, wait, let's not. That never ends well."
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 30, 2014 7:14:50 GMT -5
"Seeing as I am a black guy I am going home right now"
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Oct 30, 2014 7:23:27 GMT -5
Girlfriend: Hun, I really don't think it's a good Idea to go in there.
Boyfriend: You know, I completely agree, who knows what's in there?, Let's go elsewhere instead.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 30, 2014 17:30:18 GMT -5
Gas Station attendant:"Those were some gruesome murders up in those woods." *spits tobacco.*
Guy driving car with other teens:"Sounds horrible. Ya know what? We're just gonna head to a movie tonight or something."
Gas Station attendant:"You kids stay safe."
Guy:"Thanks. you too." *drives off.*
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Oct 30, 2014 17:34:45 GMT -5
Yo that handicapped kid is drowning in the lake quick lets do our jobs and save him
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Post by CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing on Oct 30, 2014 17:35:28 GMT -5
I got the car tuned-up and filled with plenty of gas to get us to our destination.
I've also charged my phone battery, packed a spare tire and bought brand new flashlights with new batteries.
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 30, 2014 17:40:30 GMT -5
*puts down camera*
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 30, 2014 17:41:08 GMT -5
Most horror movies would be over pretty quickly.
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Post by hossfan on Oct 30, 2014 18:37:50 GMT -5
"I fail to see the tactical advantages a weaponized giant mutant snake/shark/scorpion/whatever will provide us. Let's stick to the drones."
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 30, 2014 18:47:39 GMT -5
FANville Police Station, what is your emergency? You are being chased by a supernatural monster that's trying to eat you? Well, while that seems highly implausible, I am still a professional cop and so I realize that you may be threatened by something you mistook for a supernatural being or a lunatic using local folklore as inspiration for their crimes. As such, I shall dispatch a vehicle at your location immediately instead of just dismissing your call, which would be highly irresponsible and also illegal.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 30, 2014 18:53:34 GMT -5
Instead of running into the big spooky house lets just get in the running car and drive away
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Post by Widow's Peak on Oct 30, 2014 18:53:40 GMT -5
You know, dropping pigs blood on that creepy girl sounds kind of mean. Maybe we should just leave her alone.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 30, 2014 19:01:37 GMT -5
FANville Police Station, what is your emergency? You are being chased by a supernatural monster that's trying to eat you? Well, while that seems highly implausible, I am still a professional cop and so I realize that you may be threatened by something you mistook for a supernatural being or a lunatic using local folklore as inspiration for their crimes. As such, I shall dispatch a vehicle at your location immediately instead of just dismissing your call, which would be highly irresponsible and also illegal. It will also be an officer with his partner. Both of which are neither very overweight or elderly. |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 30, 2014 19:45:10 GMT -5
"You're the experienced expert who has dealt with this kind of thing before, so I will defer to you rather than ignore your advice in an effort to assert my authority."
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 30, 2014 20:30:13 GMT -5
Randy: "Rules for a scary movie.....#1 - it's definitely Stu and Billy"
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