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Post by hotshotalex on Oct 30, 2014 18:46:48 GMT -5
"I cannot sanction your buffoonery" should be used when ever mods have to drop the ban hammer.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 30, 2014 20:20:22 GMT -5
Seriously, that line needs to become a meme. Or at very least, the Mod's catchphrase when they lock a thread. It just sounds so...garbled. Like, English isn't his first language and he's just cobbled it together, like the way GSP said "I'm not impressed by your performance" and actually meant something completely different.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Oct 30, 2014 20:35:40 GMT -5
Sounds like something Frasier Crane or Sideshow Bob or 90% of Kelsey Grammer characters would say.
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Post by edgestar on Oct 30, 2014 20:52:28 GMT -5
I have to laugh because he said that while hugging him.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Oct 30, 2014 21:15:48 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler could not sanction his buffoonery either.
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Post by bob on Oct 30, 2014 21:25:34 GMT -5
Tommy Lee Jones ------
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 30, 2014 22:43:38 GMT -5
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Oct 30, 2014 22:44:54 GMT -5
Sounds like something Frasier Crane or Sideshow Bob or 90% of Kelsey Grammer characters would say. I'm certain this is something one of his characters have said. If it isn't, it should be.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Oct 31, 2014 2:08:03 GMT -5
I have to laugh because he said that while hugging him. I'm imagining him doing it whispering into his ear while hugging, like Michael Corleone telling Fredo he knew it was him in Godfsther 2.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 31, 2014 2:16:32 GMT -5
I cannot sanction your buffoonery. I'm using that line. It'll come in handy at work.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 31, 2014 3:30:04 GMT -5
It sounds like a direct translation of something from, say, Japanese. Just so overly formal for the sentiment.
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Post by celticjobber on Oct 31, 2014 4:11:42 GMT -5
That would've been a perfect line for Lance Storm.
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Oct 31, 2014 4:59:10 GMT -5
I'm imagining him whispering "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" into Carrey's ear like lovers sharing sweet nothings with one another. Kinda leaning in so his lips are almost kissing it, you know?
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 31, 2014 5:17:36 GMT -5
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Post by CM Dazz on Oct 31, 2014 5:22:43 GMT -5
That would've been a perfect line for Lance Storm. I kind of want Vince to randomly show up on Raw & tell Sandow that while physically removing him from the building. Or, the opening line of an Adam Rose heel turn directed at the bunny.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 7:17:05 GMT -5
I can only wonder what it was like while shooting? Did Tommy Lee Jones go straight into miserable old man mode the second filming stopped? Well, his personal life was falling apart at the time, so while he may've been fine (or really really insane) when the cameras were on, when the cameras were off he probably realized that he was re-entering the real world and he got all grumpy and miserable.
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Post by Crimson on Oct 31, 2014 7:35:33 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler could not sanction his buffoonery either. Maybe next week, I won't sanction your buffoonery.
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 31, 2014 9:12:04 GMT -5
I can only wonder what it was like while shooting? Did Tommy Lee Jones go straight into miserable old man mode the second filming stopped? Well, his personal life was falling apart at the time, so while he may've been fine (or really really insane) when the cameras were on, when the cameras were off he probably realized that he was re-entering the real world and he got all grumpy and miserable. It gives me a lovely mental image of Jones switching on and off at the drop of a hat when the camera starts rolling again. "NYAHAHAHAHA! AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!" *camera stops, TLJ immediately crumples into a hunch and leans against a wall, rubbing his eyes* "My back is killing me. I need, I need to try to get into a different line of work, maybe. I can't hack this kind of..." "Action!" "GYAHAHAHAHAAH! AFTER THE BAT, YOU FOOLS!!"
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 31, 2014 9:25:14 GMT -5
I am going to start using "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" from now on as my reasoning whenever kids ask me why I've given them detention or lines to write.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 31, 2014 9:34:31 GMT -5
Strange that Tommy Lee Jones seems to tolerate Will Smith Tolerating somebody and sanctioning their buffoonery aren't mutually exclusive.
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