Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Oct 31, 2014 12:47:48 GMT -5
I never had a McRib and I never will. I love ribs, but having ribs on a sandwhich doesn't appeal to me at all, just imagining the hassle of pulling a bone out of your mouth after every bite kills it for me. It doesn't have bones in it. Doesn't really resemble ribs at all actually. I think it's just some nasty as hell manufactured meat substitute.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 13:12:31 GMT -5
I was at McDonald's Wednesday & ordered two Buffalo Ranch McChickens (without lettuce, cuz lettuce should only be in salads). I pay for my food, & step to the side to wait for my order. A few seconds later the ancient dude next to me gets his tray of food. I look to see what the George Burns look alike ordered and see two rectangular boxes, & a large order of fries. I turn away, & nano seconds later my head snaps back to ol' dusty bones tray to see those two rectangular boxes emblazoned with the word "McRib" printed on them. I could've cried right then & there because I had no idea the McRib was back. Frickin' Methuselah over here knew about the McRib, but I didn't. A few seconds later my order came up. I thought about abandoning it, heading back out to my car, going through the drive-thru, & getting a couple McRibs for myself, but Dammit, I already paid. Next time. Next time I'll feast on those delicious McRibs like Steve Nash did on that fateful Wednesday afternoon. Never go in on an old man when ribs are on the line.
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Bad Moon
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Post by Bad Moon on Oct 31, 2014 13:33:05 GMT -5
I never had a McRib and I never will. I love ribs, but having ribs on a sandwhich doesn't appeal to me at all, just imagining the hassle of pulling a bone out of your mouth after every bite kills it for me. It doesn't have bones in it. Doesn't really resemble ribs at all actually. I think it's just some nasty as hell manufactured meat substitute. A friend of mine was in a punk band in high school, they had a song called Meat Substitute. It was about dildos.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Oct 31, 2014 14:44:39 GMT -5
I was at McDonald's Wednesday & ordered two Buffalo Ranch McChickens (without lettuce, cuz lettuce should only be in salads). I pay for my food, & step to the side to wait for my order. A few seconds later the ancient dude next to me gets his tray of food. I look to see what the George Burns look alike ordered and see two rectangular boxes, & a large order of fries. I turn away, & nano seconds later my head snaps back to ol' dusty bones tray to see those two rectangular boxes emblazoned with the word "McRib" printed on them. I could've cried right then & there because I had no idea the McRib was back. Frickin' Methuselah over here knew about the McRib, but I didn't. A few seconds later my order came up. I thought about abandoning it, heading back out to my car, going through the drive-thru, & getting a couple McRibs for myself, but Dammit, I already paid. Next time. Next time I'll feast on those delicious McRibs like Steve Nash did on that fateful Wednesday afternoon. Never go in on an old man when ribs are on the line. No doubt. McRib > sleep.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 18:52:51 GMT -5
I never had a McRib and I never will. I love ribs, but having ribs on a sandwhich doesn't appeal to me at all, just imagining the hassle of pulling a bone out of your mouth after every bite kills it for me. Dude, a McRib is like a meat analog. There is nothing even close to bony about it. I know they are back around here.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 31, 2014 20:40:27 GMT -5
It doesn't have bones in it. Doesn't really resemble ribs at all actually. I think it's just some nasty as hell manufactured meat substitute. A friend of mine was in a punk band in high school, they had a song called Meat Substitute. It was about dildos. Please tell me this song is in MP3 or other downloadable form somewhere.
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Bad Moon
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Post by Bad Moon on Oct 31, 2014 21:23:28 GMT -5
It probably is but they've changed their name like three times since then, so I have no idea what to search it under now. I know they used to be called Harlequin but then they found out there's already an Irish band with that same name so I have no idea what they're called now.
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