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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Oct 30, 2014 16:25:45 GMT -5
Been a while since we've had a thread like this!
Seth Rogen was expelled from his junior high school for taking a dump in another kid's locker.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 30, 2014 17:08:29 GMT -5
Russell Brand has kills in the double digits during a secret period in Afghanistan with the RAF.
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Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 30, 2014 17:19:17 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is losing his marbles
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Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 30, 2014 17:29:00 GMT -5
Rob Schneider pays immigrant workers to choke him in the shower.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Oct 30, 2014 17:31:33 GMT -5
Gary Busey bit my dog
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 17:32:18 GMT -5
Jeff Goldblum and Bill Murray finance, write, star and direct an entire film featuring the two of them portraying video store clerks in the early 2000's working at a video store that gets no customers.
The entire movie will be shot on cameras with no film in them.
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Post by Reflecto on Oct 30, 2014 17:38:03 GMT -5
A group of white slavers hoping for a way to find new product for their overseas clients funded a boy band in order to lure young girls to them. This band is now known as 5 Seconds of Summer.
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 30, 2014 17:42:41 GMT -5
In the mid 70s, then relatively unknown actor Christopher Lloyd was screentested as the Doctor for a potential American Doctor Who series which itself was scrapped after execs at the BBC hated the early footage they saw. Prior to this, Adrienne Barbeau had apparently won the role of the Doctor's companion but turned it down, saying she didn't think she pull off doing science fiction.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Oct 30, 2014 18:03:00 GMT -5
Ian McDiarmid (The Emperor from the Star Wars movies) was recently arrested for soliciting elderly prostitutes in the West End area of London. It gets weirder. In a police interview McDiarmid admitted to hiring the prositutes, but denied engaging in intercorse with them. Instead he would take the women to a high end hotel, have them bathe then drink the bath water in front of them.
George Lucas paid off British journalists to keep this out of the mainstream press with the reason being McDiarmid may appear in the upcoming new Star Wars movies and he wanted to axe any bad publicity.
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Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Oct 30, 2014 18:13:38 GMT -5
Paul McGann got drunk at the Dr Who convention Galifrey One and had sex with a fan in a TARDIS in 2010.
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Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Oct 30, 2014 18:17:33 GMT -5
Rob Schneider likes to choke illegal aliens in the shower.
Oh wait... family guy already did that.
Rob Schneider likes to choke illegal aliens in his underground torture dungeon.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Oct 30, 2014 19:25:01 GMT -5
George Lazenby got in a fist fight with a cactus
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 30, 2014 19:33:01 GMT -5
Ray Liotta was supposed to be the Joker in the 1989 Batman movie, he lost the role however when he called Tim Burton a "little goth bastard"
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King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 30, 2014 20:26:17 GMT -5
Taylor Swift refers to her closet girlfriends as "my little ponies".
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 30, 2014 20:32:45 GMT -5
Axl Rose's one regret? Being banned from KFC worldwide
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Oct 30, 2014 20:36:00 GMT -5
Dave Navaro only has facial hair to prevent him being confused with Kat Von D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 20:39:45 GMT -5
Bob Barker is the world's premier assassin who will kill anyone in a brutal, efficient manner if the price is right.
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Post by mysterydriver on Oct 30, 2014 20:41:13 GMT -5
Joe Estevez came in 4th in a Martin Sheen look-a-like contest.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Oct 30, 2014 20:42:11 GMT -5
Frank Stallone is violent opposed to anyone in the world playing cricket he belongs to many anti cricket hate groups and to mention the name of the game in his presence will cause him to fly into a blind rage
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 30, 2014 20:51:08 GMT -5
Joey Travolta sits in a darkened room with his brother's movies playing and just swears
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