Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 30, 2014 16:26:16 GMT -5
People keep asking me where my costume is. I tell them "This IS my costume, I'm dressed as a nudist!" Swerve!
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The Legend of Groose
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Voted for Mason Ryan
BRO You just promo'd cringe! You're going lose demo!!!
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Oct 30, 2014 17:06:00 GMT -5
Everyone is dressed as a New York Giants player.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 30, 2014 17:40:40 GMT -5
It's actually Saint Patrick's day!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 18:06:09 GMT -5
Trick or Treaters would have to get their candy by competing in a San Francisco 49ers Match.
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 30, 2014 18:12:06 GMT -5
At a Universal Monster Halloween event, Frankenstein's Monster comes out in street clothes; with yellow skin, no neck bolts, or awkward walk. He has some papers in his hand.
I got something to say. You see the powers that be say that I have to come out, scream "Fire, bad!" and lurch around with my hands forward like this. But I'm not following this s*** (throws down script) anymore. You're not gonna see Frankenstein playing this game because my name isn't Frankenstein. My name is Adam and believe or not I don't have green skin, I can walk as good as anybody, and oh yeah and I can talk fine too. Those SOBs in the back told me years ago that "Kid, if you wanna make it, you need to be a real monster, you need to be something scary."
So they stick me in green, tell me to put my arms out, and talk like an idiot. So for the past few years I've been the good little soldier, being the tentpole of this studio, and carrying pieces of s*** like Dracula, a guy who was told to shave his moustache, slick his hair back, talk like an eastern European, and who did all of it because he's a whore for this business. I've had to watch the original Invisible Man, a man like Jack Griffith I call my friend, get buried and forgotten about so Universal can make more money off his name without giving him the credit. I've had to see people who don't respect the business like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, get spots they haven't done a damn thing to earn, all while talent like the Mummy, talent who helped build this company get shoved aside.
Well I got news for you; I'm not putting up with this f***ing crap anymore. From this moment forward Adam is gonna do whatever the hell he wants, and if Universal, the blood sucker, or the flea infested simpleton the Wolf Man got a problem with it, well then the only torches and pitchforks the world's gonna see are the ones I stick up their ass!
Adam throws down the mic in disgust and stares at the stunned crowd before walking off.
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Goldenbane on Oct 30, 2014 18:14:11 GMT -5
I just can't get ova da fact dat people give kids candy on Halloween. Dat's just ridiculous ta me! Do I get a piece of candy if I go ta somebody's house on any other day of da year? No. And dat's just what I don't get. Oooh, dat kid is dressed as Frankenstein. Candy. Dat kid is dressed as a military man. Candy. Dat kid is dressed as a princess. Candy. It don't make no sense. Do people in dese houses actually think Frankenstein is real? Do dey actually think a military man is real? Do dey actually think a princess is real? No, none of it's real! So why do dey get any candy at ahll? I just don't get it! Dese adults in dese houses, dey ain't never gone out Trick Or Treating on Halloween night, so what right do dey have to give out any candy? It's just ridiculous, ridiculous! None of it's real!
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Oct 30, 2014 18:20:24 GMT -5
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 30, 2014 18:20:57 GMT -5
Trick or Treaters would have to get their candy by competing in a San Francisco 49ers Match. And all they get are pictures of Scott Hall
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 30, 2014 18:55:58 GMT -5
Linus sits in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night waiting for the Great Pumpkin to appear.
The Great Pumpkin shows up.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 30, 2014 18:58:31 GMT -5
All your candy is full of razor blades and arsenic instead of delicious chocolate and such!
...swerve?
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Post by Digital Witness on Oct 30, 2014 19:06:27 GMT -5
All your candy is full of razor blades and arsenic instead of delicious chocolate and such! ...swerve? The razorblades are full of candy...that taste liver and onions.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 30, 2014 19:13:16 GMT -5
Isn't Rob Zombie's Halloween a Russo-ized Halloween?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 30, 2014 19:19:37 GMT -5
Isn't Rob Zombie's Halloween a Russo-ized Halloween? Nah. The plot was actually linear.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Oct 30, 2014 19:29:46 GMT -5
Russo-ize Halloween? Damn it, does that mean Russo has access to The Misfits again? "Swerve! Your baby is alive and the sex I had with your mother was consensual!" "Swerve! Your future is actually in a trapazoid shaped box!" "Swerve! The kids actually aren't mean to me and they are actually quite impressed that I get straight A's!"
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Oct 30, 2014 20:05:40 GMT -5
I feel there should be a Christmas Tree involved somehow.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 30, 2014 20:09:39 GMT -5
I feel there should be a Christmas Tree involved somehow. Called the Easter Bunny
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Post by DSR on Oct 31, 2014 1:21:48 GMT -5
*gives trick-or-treaters Valentine's day cards*
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 31, 2014 10:06:35 GMT -5
I just can't get ova da fact dat people give kids candy on Halloween. Dat's just ridiculous ta me! Do I get a piece of candy if I go ta somebody's house on any other day of da year? No. And dat's just what I don't get. Oooh, dat kid is dressed as Frankenstein. Candy. Dat kid is dressed as a military man. Candy. Dat kid is dressed as a princess. Candy. It don't make no sense. Do people in dese houses actually think Frankenstein is real? Do dey actually think a military man is real? Do dey actually think a princess is real? No, none of it's real! So why do dey get any candy at ahll? I just don't get it! Dese adults in dese houses, dey ain't never gone out Trick Or Treating on Halloween night, so what right do dey have to give out any candy? It's just ridiculous, ridiculous! None of it's real! needs more bros. I feel there should be a Christmas Tree involved somehow. Called the Easter Bunny Dressed like a leprechaun for no adequately explained reason
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Oct 31, 2014 13:42:17 GMT -5
To go with the Misfits motif from my earlier post, how was there never a Jerry Only vs Steve Williams "Dead Cats Hanging from Poles" match in WCW circa Autumn of '99?
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Post by James Fabiano on Oct 31, 2014 13:45:11 GMT -5
Linus sits in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night waiting for the Great Pumpkin to appear. The Great Pumpkin shows up. And since it's Russo, it's actually the Great PumpkinS, as in a local stripper with big boobs.
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