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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 23:18:26 GMT -5
So I just realized my current sexual FANtasy is way out of my league and I nor no one else stands a chance here with him (that includes you Lila). What I'm looking for is someone who looks good in a loincloth, is funny, is a hugger, goofy, a person of power, can throw a spear to provide food, is a lover, a hater, full of passion, can swing on vines, is independent, outdoorsy, cares about the environment from them damn loggers and poachers, has a beautiful mane of hair, and other desirable traits. If you think you have any of those qualifications or any other desirable qualifications you think I like. Please state your case and apply. Also please tell me why you want to be my sexual FANtasy!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 30, 2014 23:22:17 GMT -5
I look nothing like Akeem and if I did, I'd be out of your league too.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 30, 2014 23:23:33 GMT -5
You clearly have too much time on your hands.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 16:51:30 GMT -5
I look nothing like Akeem and if I did, I'd be out of your league too. Who said it was Akeem? Well dude is a stone cold fox so duh but who said it was him?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 16:57:39 GMT -5
I look nothing like Akeem and if I did, I'd be out of your league too. Who said it was Akeem? Well dude is a stone cold fox so duh but who said it was him? Everyone knows that you've been after my sweet ass for months now.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 31, 2014 18:34:47 GMT -5
My application is as follows: EVERYBODY LOVES THE BIG GUY!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Nov 1, 2014 9:30:09 GMT -5
Oh! Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Memememememe!!!! Pick me! I mean if you want to or what ever, I don't want to look desperate or something.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Nov 1, 2014 17:24:22 GMT -5
looks goofy in a loincloth, is funny, is a hugger like Bayley, goofy, a person of Power Man; Luke Cage, can put meat on a spear as food, is a lover, a Chappelle's Show Player Haters, full of passion fruit, can swing on a chain fall, is an emotional black hole, outdoorsy, cares about the environment from them damn coal power plants, has a beautiful mane of hair when he wares a wig, and other desirable traits.like premade kids, no nasty potty training necessary If you think you have any of those qualifications or any other desirable qualifications you think I like. Please state your case and apply. Also please tell me why you want to be my sexual FANtasy! If you're willing to settle...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2014 19:03:51 GMT -5
Oh! Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Memememememe!!!! Pick me! I mean if you want to or what ever, I don't want to look desperate or something. Tell me why you want it to be my sexual FANtasy and what qualifies you to be my sexual FANtasy?
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Nov 1, 2014 21:37:12 GMT -5
Oh! Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Memememememe!!!! Pick me! I mean if you want to or what ever, I don't want to look desperate or something. Tell me why you want it to be my sexual FANtasy and what qualifies you to be my sexual FANtasy? Because...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2014 21:43:23 GMT -5
Tell me why you want it to be my sexual FANtasy and what qualifies you to be my sexual FANtasy? Because... So far you are my leading candidate
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