Nikki Heyman
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Nov 6, 2014 0:01:53 GMT -5
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Post by Clawley Race on Nov 6, 2014 0:11:51 GMT -5
I'll go to the papers if I have to!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 1:16:07 GMT -5
He's... HE'S GONNA PUKE! HE IS GONNA PUKE!
- Poet Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Beyond the Mat.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 2:13:47 GMT -5
"Wanna step up to Punchy?!"
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Post by berlynwright on Nov 6, 2014 4:11:37 GMT -5
ITS THAT A BIRD? LIKE THE DODO BIRD
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Nov 6, 2014 4:57:17 GMT -5
I'm going to climb A LAAAADDDEERRRR
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 9:03:12 GMT -5
James Storm is great, but he drinks too much. (Jeff Hardy, Impact 2012) I still wonder who thought Hardy's weekly telepathic promos were a good idea. "Hey Joe, why you running around with that...cheeseburger in yo' hand?" - Monty Brown during that half hour of Hard Justice 2006 where they were outside due to pyro setting the ceiling on fire. K must see that Monty Brown line. That's like an awesome Impact thread post come to life.
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Hypnosis
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Post by Hypnosis on Nov 6, 2014 9:40:28 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 9:50:07 GMT -5
Thank you, that was amazing. Such a rambly HOllywood Hogan style promo (they were obviously stalling for time) but still, so much gold in there. What first got me was that camera angle change at :50, with Tenay making that smug smiley face that only he can while telling us how awesome Samoa Joe is.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Nov 6, 2014 11:32:37 GMT -5
Trainers. EMTs. Referees down! - JR, from the all time classic VHS injury warning video. How do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 12:08:35 GMT -5
Trainers. EMTs. Referees down! - JR, from the all time classic VHS injury warning video. How do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder? When you see someone who's not aware they've had one drink too many stumbling to the bar: He don't have a damn clue where he is!
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MrElijah
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 6, 2014 14:41:16 GMT -5
"No sleep no foooooood, no nothing. Just maniacism. As a skeleton we still walk as ultimate maniacs, therefore... what are you gonna do... bury us now... MUHAHAHAHAHAHA" Even by Ultimate Warrior standards, this promo left me discombobulated, especially the way it was delivered. So now I often incorporate it into my own conversations just to make myself sound mysterious and deep. I love Savage's follow-up:"It gets to a point where it doesn't really matter, YOU DON'T KNOW US LIKE YA THINK THAT YOU DO!!"
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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 6, 2014 16:09:21 GMT -5
Trainers. EMTs. Referees down! - JR, from the all time classic VHS injury warning video. How do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder? I thought Shane might be injured... Now on a serious note, the original version of that warning, at least when WWE started doing DVDs...when they narrator says "Careers ended in an instant," didn't they actually show Droz being carried out after the accident? I thought footage there was on the same "Do not copy, destroy, view" shelf footage of Owen's fall is on?
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Post by HMARK Center on Nov 6, 2014 16:59:35 GMT -5
TASK-MAS-TAAAAAAAAH!
or
SULLIVAN, MY SON!
I think I just enjoy yelling.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Nov 6, 2014 17:12:23 GMT -5
That referee right there wasn't even supposed to be in the riiiiiiiiinnnggggg! --- From Ray Traylor's turn from the Guardian Angel back into Big Bubba.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 17:15:56 GMT -5
"Trust me."
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Zach
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Post by Zach on Nov 6, 2014 18:56:22 GMT -5
Its invitation only there Chicos!
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ERON
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Post by ERON on Nov 6, 2014 19:29:36 GMT -5
You are only half the man that I am, and I have half the brains that you do!
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Post by tms on Nov 6, 2014 20:12:06 GMT -5
EVERYBODY KNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW...wantstaKNOW! (beat) Where I've BEEN?!
GIMME A F'KN MIC!
Scott Steiner's Raw and PPV debut lines, ladies and gentlemen. Both equally memorable.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 22:23:30 GMT -5
"No other federation would allow their athletes in this type of environment!" JR, bragging about Brawl For All as Dr Death hits the one eyed Quebecker Pierre.
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