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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 10, 2014 19:19:34 GMT -5
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Post by Hypnosis on Nov 10, 2014 19:24:54 GMT -5
No, because his eyes were sewn shut.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 10, 2014 19:27:18 GMT -5
When Beaulah told him she was tired.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 10, 2014 19:34:58 GMT -5
I bet he ate his way out.
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 10, 2014 19:36:16 GMT -5
"Dreamer broke the box because he was so fat."
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Nov 10, 2014 20:26:12 GMT -5
Yes it was five minutes later, how do you think he got twin girls
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 11, 2014 3:49:23 GMT -5
"Dreamer broke the box because he was so fat." I think I gave Raven my spare change today
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2014 13:01:40 GMT -5
More appropriate now than ever.
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Post by amazingoopah on Nov 11, 2014 13:19:44 GMT -5
He was so hungry he ate himself and died.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2014 17:06:57 GMT -5
He got out...because he ate the box.
Because he's fat.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 11, 2014 19:09:48 GMT -5
He turned the box to mush with his tears.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Nov 11, 2014 19:12:46 GMT -5
They deliver donuts to the box.... he never wants to leave.
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Post by H-Virus on Nov 12, 2014 0:50:03 GMT -5
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Post by 67 more on Nov 12, 2014 4:03:33 GMT -5
Marge: Kids, that's not very nice. Lisa: Mom, they're professional athletes, they're used to this kind of thing, it rolls right off their back!
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 12, 2014 9:24:55 GMT -5
How could a single box contain the power that is Twitterpants?
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Post by jagilki on Nov 12, 2014 13:36:16 GMT -5
Marge: Kids, that's not very nice. Lisa: Mom, they're professional athletes, they're used to this kind of thing, it rolls right off their back! The only Rolls on Dreamers back are rolls of fat.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 12, 2014 16:42:06 GMT -5
No, because they couldn't find a box big enough for Tommy.
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Nov 13, 2014 10:55:00 GMT -5
No. Inside the box he and Taz are watching all their old matches on the WWE Network, and trolling Heyman and Joey Styles trying to convince the world hardcore wrestling is still "relevant".
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 13, 2014 12:19:59 GMT -5
I wrote on another thread that I hate Dreamer, don't ask me why, I think he should've retired right after he left the WWE, now he's a parody of himself, I think the one thing that sent me over the edge was when he came out wearing a headband like Terry Funk, at this point I think even Funk is begging for Dreamer to retire.
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Post by Hypnosis on Nov 13, 2014 22:22:43 GMT -5
"Feeeee-e-e-eed my mouth! (Can you sew it shut?) Steaaaaa-a-a-aks were foooouuul! (Were not too well-done.) Foooo-oo-oo-ooood went south! (Vo-mit on the floor.) Feeeee-e-e-eed my mouth! (Now you've sewn it shut.)"
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