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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2014 11:32:38 GMT -5
Next week's the last one they've got taped, so figure this is a good time to discuss this.
Let's say they get one final show on Spike - live even - at the start of the year, and they're for sure not going on past that or at least not in any form where anyone will actually ever see them again, and they've been told they can swing for the fences and do whatever they want for the night. How would you like to see them end the final Impact?
I long figured the best route would be a Styles / Daniels / Joe triple threat to end the show on, but of course, that's well past happening. And the more I think about it, I don't think it really serves TNA to go out with something like that. Nor does it fit them like they're doing of just slowly fading out, pretty much already forgotten. No, no, TNA needs to be the guy at the party who leaves early then waits until a big crowd is leaving pops out of the bushes, sticks their ass in the air toward them, and begins clapping their cheeks together while screaming the Star Spangled Banner.
Not sure what would be big and dumb enough at this point, though. Combine the beloved reverse battle royal with the junkyard match WCW did, or have MVP force Roode to eat the TNA title or something. Just go all-out and call everybody by their WWE names, even people like Bram where there's no reason to do so outside of to get sued.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 12, 2014 11:39:31 GMT -5
A live 2 hours with Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash giving their uncensored thoughts about TNA or Rebel vs Brooke Tessmaucher in a baby oil trewk off.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 12, 2014 11:46:37 GMT -5
Dixie Carter dancing around a flaming barrel of money.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Nov 12, 2014 11:54:52 GMT -5
The screen is black for the majority of the time, before the shot pulls out to Vince Russo holding a book, he closes the book (Titled: Impact Wrestling) and stares directly into the camera saying, "My best work yet. And I shall see you next time."
The shots fades to white as orchestral music (with a Serge vocal track) plays.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Nov 12, 2014 12:46:47 GMT -5
With a wimper.
Or with Shane O'Mac coming out announcing he bought it right out from under Vince. The world needs another second-rate "shell of its former self" promotion doing a half-assed Invasion of the WWE.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 12, 2014 13:20:00 GMT -5
Not?
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Nov 12, 2014 13:26:40 GMT -5
Weird Al Yankovic reads a story to the audience, cuts to the final Impact episode, then ends with Jeff and Karen Jarrett waking up in bed saying they had a weird dream, then they fly off in jet packs to Global Force Wrestling tower.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Nov 12, 2014 13:38:15 GMT -5
With a wimper. Or with Shane O'Mac coming out announcing he bought it right out from under Vince. The world needs another second-rate "shell of its former self" promotion doing a half-assed Invasion of the WWE. Actually, scratch that. Shane O'Mac comes out, looks into the camera just like he did on the final Nitro, puts the mic to his mouth...and just as he's about to "do it" breaks character and says "are you f***ing kidding me...I don't want this shit, dad it's yours". Pan to Titan Towers and Vince is sitting in his office watching TNA and mutters "f*** that". Picks up the remote, turns off the TV and screen goes black.
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Post by chazraps on Nov 12, 2014 14:04:36 GMT -5
Serious answer:
Everyone currently in conflict realizes they can just talk out there problems and not have to settle them in the ring.
Never want to see a promotion end, but always wanted to see one end like that. Would send a good message.
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 12, 2014 14:09:22 GMT -5
On a cliffhanger.
It deserves it.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 12, 2014 14:17:20 GMT -5
the most fitting way for it to go out would be some Heel stable takes over the company and immediately shuts it down.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 12, 2014 14:19:37 GMT -5
Like the last episode of Breaking Bad
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 12, 2014 14:20:37 GMT -5
End it the way it started: with Cheex breaking the ring.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Nov 12, 2014 14:59:17 GMT -5
the most fitting way for it to go out would be some Heel stable takes over the company and immediately shuts it down. At this point they should just bring in Russo so he can claim SEX finally won the war. Alternatively, everyone goes looking for Kurt to make matches for the show but no one can find him. The next 1:50:00 is spent following the wrestlers around looking for him with no luck, they go to their final commercial with Tenay saying "He's where?!" and we return to Kurt standing outside Titan Towers holding a boom box with his WWE theme playing, hoping Triple H takes pity on him.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2014 15:20:06 GMT -5
Like the last episode of Breaking Bad I don't think there's a song about how awesome swerves are.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 12, 2014 15:21:09 GMT -5
Live sex celebration betwixt Cheex and Dixie.
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Post by Chuck Conry on Nov 12, 2014 15:28:13 GMT -5
TNA isn't important enough to invade WWE. Maybe NXT.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 12, 2014 15:35:23 GMT -5
TNA is all the fevered dream of Eric Young.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 12, 2014 15:43:49 GMT -5
Shoot comments about how Dixie destroyed the company
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 12, 2014 16:02:26 GMT -5
Shark Boy eats Dixie Carter alive. Afterwards all of the talent runs out from the back and starts celebrating about how they're free!
The show ends with the talent and audience dancing around as they burn the arena to the ground, just because.
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