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Post by BlackoutCreature on Nov 16, 2014 20:06:55 GMT -5
I don't think TNA can afford the cocaine and hookers at this point.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Nov 16, 2014 20:14:49 GMT -5
Puppet the Murderous Dwarf staring into a snow globe. While spanking it in a trash can.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 16, 2014 21:04:25 GMT -5
I don't think TNA can afford the cocaine and hookers at this point. I'd argue their entire existence has been a 12 year long Herb Abrams binge.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2014 9:59:08 GMT -5
TNA should go out like Candle Cove. I've probably made that joke before but come on, picture Tenay and Tazz screaming in agony for a full two hours while Dixie sits in the ring weeping, it'd be great.
Plus learning TNA's whole existence has been a mass hallucination and it never really aired would be a huge relief.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 17, 2014 14:25:33 GMT -5
They should go out on a Bigfoot, Bacon & Amish Channel
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 17, 2014 14:38:58 GMT -5
TNA should go out like Candle Cove. I've probably made that joke before but come on, picture Tenay and Tazz screaming in agony for a full two hours while Dixie sits in the ring weeping, it'd be great. Plus learning TNA's whole existence has been a mass hallucination and it never really aired would be a huge relief. But then we'd get a bunch of terribl sequels and prequels to TNA and nobody wants that
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Post by Fauxnaki on Nov 20, 2014 7:28:42 GMT -5
put russo in a rocket propelled shopping cart flipping of the fans and screaming "f*** you spike tv" he hits the ring burst into flames the whole building goes up in smoke theres no surviors apart from samoe joe who luckily went out to get a hot dog. he arrives sees the dead bodies, throws the hot dog away and procededes to eat everyone claiming its a "traditional samoe bbq". then hulk hogan and the nasty boys come into frame. Hulk says "this is what happens when you dont listen to the hulkster brother" they all agree and start giving high fives to hogan. Then they walk off into the sunset but brian knobbs doesnt quite makes it as he falls over and dies from a heart attack as its the most excersise hes done since wcw.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Nov 20, 2014 7:41:02 GMT -5
"This is the way the f***ing Impact Zone ends, man. Look at this f***ing shit we're in. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm f***ing splitting, Jack."
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