Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 12, 2014 17:29:27 GMT -5
Suppose Dave is resentful of how the WWE Universe treated him last time, and out of sheer spite he decides to douche it up in TNA. What happens?
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Post by CeilingFan on Nov 12, 2014 17:31:18 GMT -5
New TNA World Champion!
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Post by dreidemy on Nov 12, 2014 17:36:26 GMT -5
4 times TNA World Champion in the first week
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 12, 2014 17:45:33 GMT -5
A huge paycut. Don't hold your breath on it.
Beyond that, though, he'd be champion, if for only him being by far the most famous person working there.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 12, 2014 17:47:14 GMT -5
"What's Turqoisetista doing in the Impact Zone?"
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Post by Mayonnaise on Nov 12, 2014 18:13:29 GMT -5
No one see it, his management team gets fired and he returns to WWE a year later without mention of it.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Nov 12, 2014 18:20:45 GMT -5
Dave walks into an empty gym with an "Impact Restling" banner hanging up in it. He immediately walks out.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Nov 12, 2014 18:22:35 GMT -5
"As long as they keep paying me in vintage lunch boxes, I don't care."
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 12, 2014 18:23:26 GMT -5
Arrive
Have threesome with Rebel and Brooke
Leave
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 12, 2014 18:34:51 GMT -5
Suppose Dave is resentful of how the WWE Universe treated him last time, and out of sheer spite he decides to douche it up in TNA. What happens? Velvet Sky will collect yet another VD when Batista enters her pit of danger... |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2014 18:40:12 GMT -5
Really 1.1
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2014 21:00:33 GMT -5
Batista: "Damn, I really f***ed up this time."
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 12, 2014 23:10:20 GMT -5
No kidding, Douchetista would somehow become the most likable character on Impact by default.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2014 23:11:55 GMT -5
He would demand a seventh side be installed in the ring for every match that he competes in.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 12, 2014 23:13:22 GMT -5
He should reprogram his GPS, because he clearly got lost on the way to his new movie premiere.
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Nov 13, 2014 1:13:42 GMT -5
Batista in TNA?
"STOOP THAT LOW??"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2014 10:36:33 GMT -5
If if.
If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean. But that's not the case, now is it?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 13, 2014 10:51:13 GMT -5
If if. If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean. But that's not the case, now is it? Dude! I love that line JR kept saying it over and over on Smackdown vs RAW 06 I think lol |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 13, 2014 10:51:21 GMT -5
Wins every match, bangs every Knockout.... nobody sees it happen
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 13, 2014 12:20:18 GMT -5
New leader of Blue World Order.
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