The Self Destruction of TNA (Hypothetical Commentary)

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

So folks with the apparent end of TNA upon us, we only have TNA to blame. Let's say hypothetically a DVD comes out entitled The Self Destruction of TNA what do you think the commentary will be

[Hawk Hart]

"Broke 6000 guitars, never drew a dime."

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[Drillbit Taylor]

Paul Heyman- And I thought I had money Issues running a compnay
Paul Heyman- And I thought ECW ran the one region thing into the ground...
Paul Heyman- And I thought ECW fans in the North East were bad....

[mrbananagrabber]

[Injustice45]

"Velvet Sky didn't want the D, so I left." - Kazarian

[SAJ Forth]

They'll use every burial comment for one DVD.

[Deleted]

They keep cutting to a HHH talking head and it's just him laughing every time.

[Sephiroth]

Mine Tenay: "What the hell was I doing in the Impact Zone???"

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Nov 18, 2014 17:25:49 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

Mine Tenay: "What the hell was I doing in the Impact Zone???"

And in the most surreal moment I can think of, Mike Tenay will be aghast as Mine 10-A, Mike Tenay's robotic equivalent, is introduced to the Impact Zone.

[Glitch]

*Ten minute monologue of JR talking as if he was actually there in TNA when things happened.*

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Scott Steiner: "Samoa Joe? He's Fat. Shark Boy? He's Fat Too? Rikishi? He's Fatu."

[Sephiroth]

CM Punk:"...I don't know what you're talking about, I never worked there!"

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

"Lockdown was pitched as a joke."

Vince learning about TNA's existence while he's being interviewed.

"What it this? What's that guy's name? Gunner? f*** Gunner!"

[saintpat]

Hulk Hogan: "I was there in the Silverdome Zone when the shizzitz went down, brother!"

[Welfare Willis]

Spud's suits were the most entertaining part of the program.

Serg's music was like elevator music played by John Tesh based on a dream of Yanni.

Dixie land drew 10,000 black guys none of which watched the show or ppvs.

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

I'd love it if they interviewed lots of people from the company's history - Styles, Joe, Daniels, Jarrett etc etc.

And everyone does their little piece, speaking about their time with the company.
And EVERYONE ends their piece with "...and then when Dixie Carter over, THAT was when things started to change..."

No nastiness or snide/sarcastic comments about the way the business was run, just that line. From everyone they interview.

[Push R Truth]

I mostly just want to see a 4 hour video of Tenay sippin' a drink and talking about shit and it gets progressively more and more crazy and he gets more drunk.

[Wolfman Rose]

Vince: What the HELL is a TNA?

[Sephiroth]

Nov 19, 2014 10:04:49 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

I mostly just want to see a 4 hour video of Tenay sippin' a drink and talking about shit and it gets progressively more and more crazy and he gets more drunk.

Actually I kind of want to see him reviewing TNA footage and ranting ala the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[Push R Truth]

I also want to see a montage of everybody being asked about the "TNA" name.

I imagine there would be some amazing eyerolls