4TheGlory
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Post by 4TheGlory on Nov 18, 2014 5:54:46 GMT -5
It's 2014, I didn't think women still thought getting over the top giant fake tits was still a good life choice.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 18, 2014 9:00:20 GMT -5
It's 2014, I didn't think women still thought getting over the top giant fake tits was still a good life choice. The keys for women to get over nowadays are giant, fake asses and/or nude picture leaks. |
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Nov 18, 2014 9:16:01 GMT -5
It's not the size of the breasts that's off about them, it's the fact that they look like they're hard as rocks and are defying the laws of gravity.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 18, 2014 10:36:40 GMT -5
It's not the size of the breasts that's off about them, it's the fact that they look like they're hard as rocks and are defying the laws of gravity. That'll be at least partly because they're brand new. They soften over time. Chyna's had hers for years and they practically look natural now because they've settled. These things aren't designed to be whipped in and out. |
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malloc
Mephisto
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Post by malloc on Nov 18, 2014 10:39:34 GMT -5
She's a woman, damned if she does damned if doesn't.
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Nov 18, 2014 11:13:47 GMT -5
It's not the size of the breasts that's off about them, it's the fact that they look like they're hard as rocks and are defying the laws of gravity. That'll be at least partly because they're brand new. They soften over time. Chyna's had hers for years and they practically look natural now because they've settled. These things aren't designed to be whipped in and out. Ok then. I guess I'll come back and give them another evaluation in 10 years. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 18, 2014 11:15:07 GMT -5
That'll be at least partly because they're brand new. They soften over time. Chyna's had hers for years and they practically look natural now because they've settled. These things aren't designed to be whipped in and out. Ok then. I guess I'll come back and give them another evaluation in 10 years. Ha. I didn't mean that, just that in a few months they will hopefully look less like balloons. Also, I agree with the other replies that have stated she didn't need these at all. I thought WWE was out of the 'everyone has fake balloon boobs' phase. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2014 11:17:16 GMT -5
Smart. Copy the boss and hope it moves you up the ladder.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 18, 2014 13:25:09 GMT -5
Ok then. I guess I'll come back and give them another evaluation in 10 years. Ha. I didn't mean that, just that in a few months they will hopefully look less like balloons. Also, I agree with the other replies that have stated she didn't need these at all. I thought WWE was out of the 'everyone has fake balloon boobs' phase. If she has had them redone (and it's not some pushup bra trickery!) perhaps she wanted them for herself. |
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Post by Mid-Carder on Nov 18, 2014 13:48:40 GMT -5
She's a woman, damned if she does damned if doesn't. Not really. She wouldn't have been damned if she'd just not got fake tits at all |
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 18, 2014 14:08:38 GMT -5
Surprised this forum is calm.
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Nov 18, 2014 18:08:46 GMT -5
Ha. I didn't mean that, just that in a few months they will hopefully look less like balloons. Also, I agree with the other replies that have stated she didn't need these at all. I thought WWE was out of the 'everyone has fake balloon boobs' phase. If she has had them redone (and it's not some pushup bra trickery!) perhaps she wanted them for herself. I would hope so, because something like this is unlikely going to get you more work in the WWE these days. |
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 18, 2014 20:38:49 GMT -5
I remember when Kelly Kelly showed up with giant looking tits one week and everyone seemed to conclude she'd had implants but it was just a push up. So titties can be deceiving, man.... We need an expert on these matters, a master if you will... |
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Post by The Tee Why on Nov 19, 2014 12:52:31 GMT -5
Bleh, she was such a good lookin girl too.
I mean...god theyre so balloony and cartoonish even pamela anderson would be like :/
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2014 13:26:21 GMT -5
She has red hair (not natural, but crayon box red), and yet the new cans are cartoonish?
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Post by Mid-Carder on Nov 19, 2014 13:39:52 GMT -5
From the orange hue, to the hair, the heavy makeup and now the fake tits, she looks like a caricature.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 19, 2014 13:49:58 GMT -5
At the very least, she has built in air bags in case she ever gets in a car crash.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Nov 19, 2014 14:07:04 GMT -5
The question is will this addition be added to the Total Divas storylines.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 19, 2014 14:36:21 GMT -5
Eva Marie might as well and marry the Bunny since she now resembles Jessica Rabbit.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Nov 19, 2014 14:41:07 GMT -5
Jericho should reuse his jokes about Stephanie from thirteen years ago on Eva.
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