Why does TNA make people fat?

[Sephiroth]

Tommy Dreamer, Samoa Joe, Matt Hardy, Abyss..the list goes on. The only one I can think of actually losing weight in TNA is Bully Ray. What the heck do they serve in catering?

[Emmet Russell]

Have you ever tried to actually pay for healthy food? They can't afford a bunch of carrots and apples and lettuce. It's all fat that they can afford.

[Deleted]

They are trying to figure out if they can make someone eat them selves to death before the company dies.

[Professor Chaos]

Because it costs 6 dollars for a salad and .99 cents for a cheeseburger.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Nov 18, 2014 1:10:19 GMT -5 Emmet Russell said:

Have you ever tried to actually pay for healthy food? They can't afford a bunch of carrots and apples and lettuce. It's all fat that they can afford.

Catering just has big buckets full of fat sitting around. The heavier wrestlers have already staked their claim at the feeding area, everyone else just gets what's left after they're done.

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}Fat WildCat Braden Walker. Chris Harris

[The Dark Order Inferno]

There's no demand from management for guys to maintain a certain look like there is in the WWE so people can have a more natural body shape without really jeopardising their push.

[mrbananagrabber]

There's no HHH calling you a bumblebee.

[Tha Don]

Nov 18, 2014 2:10:55 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

Because it costs 6 dollars for a salad and .99 cents for a cheeseburger.

That may include lettuce

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Samoa Joe eats it all and everyone has to suckle at his oily teats. It's not a healthy way to live.

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Nov 18, 2014 10:53:49 GMT -5 Tha Don said:

Nov 18, 2014 2:10:55 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

Because it costs 6 dollars for a salad and .99 cents for a cheeseburger.

That may include lettuce

Except most places that sell 99 cent burgers don't provide free veggies.

It's all about cost. You can spend nearly $10 on a vegetable tray or $3 for a box of Twinkies.

Unless people figure out how to make healthy food cheaper and more available, you're gonna make sacrifices on a shoestring budget as far as eating is concerned.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Tommy Dreamer was always fat.

[A Platypus Rave]

Nov 18, 2014 11:42:54 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

Tommy Dreamer was always fat.

Matt Hardy was pretty fat towards the end of his WWE run too.

[ZERO]

Nov 18, 2014 11:49:07 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Nov 18, 2014 11:42:54 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

Tommy Dreamer was always fat.

Matt Hardy was pretty fat towards the end of his WWE run too.

Wasn't part of that do do with him working through a torn abdomen?

To answer the subject... lack of motivation to stay in shape?

As for Bully Ray... One last run in WWE?

[A Platypus Rave]

Nov 18, 2014 12:12:43 GMT -5 ZERO said:

Nov 18, 2014 11:49:07 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Matt Hardy was pretty fat towards the end of his WWE run too.

Wasn't part of that do do with him working through a torn abdomen?

That's how it started I believe yes.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Well there was that story several years about the Cupcakes. To many cupcakes around could be why. The reason answer I think is motivation. Not to say Joe came in looking like a Greek god but it bugs the piss out of me that half the roster wrestles in T-shirts.

Matt Hardy looked way worst in the end of his WWE run because after his surgery he really wanted out of the WWE and stop caring. He better now but nothing like his prime but hard too be when he had so many injuries and getting older. Matt case with his ab muscles surgery I get the feeling he may not ever be like we remembered. In risk either tearing it again and I think he could also have the pregnant woman effect in away. some woman after having kids never could get ride of there belly's and it most from women who had a c-section. Now why I bring this this up. Matt could be dealing with the same effects from his ab surgery. That because stuff was moved around and stuff it never can go right back too what it was.

[Mayonnaise]

Look at how TNA is run and treats it's employees, there are only two ways to cope with that: hard drugs or Häagen-Dazs. Now, knowing what we know about pay I think we all know what is easier for them to get.

Seriously though, they are all getting old (in wrestling age) and beaten down. Joe has multiple injuries to his knees and back (plus sciatica which killer), Abyss has destroyed every part of his body for these guys, Storm has had back and knee issues, Matt Hardy (while in damn good shape) has destroyed his body and has numerous issues and so on. It all catches up with you, slows you down and what you could do (or ignore or dope up to forget) 20 you may not be able to do at 30 or 40. That is doubly true if your not being treated, paid or motivated to attempt those things at an older age as well.

[SAJ Forth]

I think they should sign some heavy guys to complete this.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Everyone saw Cheex in the early days and thought: "Yes, I want to be like him."
Plus, catering only offers lard. Lots and lots of lard.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Nov 18, 2014 1:10:19 GMT -5 Emmet Russell said:

Have you ever tried to actually pay for healthy food? They can't afford a bunch of carrots and apples and lettuce. It's all fat that they can afford.

I know people like to say "LolTNA can't afford a piece of used bubblegum har har" but a value menu salad at a fast food restaurant costs $1 to $2 dollars. Nobody said they had to buy organic or anything.