Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Nov 21, 2014 18:12:37 GMT -5
It's time to take some quotes from the greatest sketch comedy series of the 21st century, and give them a WWE spin.
"Why do little kids love John Cena?" "Little kids love John Cena because he makes Hulk Hogan look like New Jack."
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Post by Slapcrunk on Nov 21, 2014 18:44:52 GMT -5
With all due respect, Jerry Lawler is suffering from the mud butt.
Lil Jon: ....WHAT?
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Nov 21, 2014 18:47:49 GMT -5
Stone Cold: "That piss was digital."
*pisses on Arn*
Stone Cold: "See, I didn't even do anything"
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Dave the Dave
Fry's dog Seymour
Knows too much
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Post by Dave the Dave on Nov 21, 2014 18:52:08 GMT -5
John Cena: Carlito?! I've been stabbed and I have no idea why!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 18:52:29 GMT -5
Is Fandango gonna have to choke a bitch?
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Post by Digital Witness on Nov 21, 2014 18:56:00 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon: "Hey Big Show, what did the five fingers... say to the face!?" Big Show: "What?" Stephanie McMahon: "SLAP! Cold blooded!" *Big Show starts crying*
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 21, 2014 18:58:45 GMT -5
Xavier Woods to Big E & Kofi: We black actors, man! We gotta stick together!
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 21, 2014 19:27:19 GMT -5
Chavo Guerrero (after getting tossed into the water): "THEY ATE ME!! A MOTHER-F***ING SHARK ATE ME!!"
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Woo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Woo on Nov 21, 2014 19:39:20 GMT -5
I'M RIC FLAIR, BITCH!
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Nov 21, 2014 19:46:49 GMT -5
Triple H: "Hey Kane, I had sex with Katie, too.
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Post by Digital Witness on Nov 21, 2014 19:52:46 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon: "This ain't no show and tell, take a walk!" Triple H: "Yeah, get some rubbers!" Stephanie McMahon: "Get the big ones..." *Big Show starts crying*
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Nov 21, 2014 20:27:04 GMT -5
Is Fandango gonna have to choke a bitch? Fandango: You’d better thank Kofi Kingston… Go ahead, thank him. Fandangirl: Thank you, Kofi. I like your Rumble spots. Kofi Kingston: RUN BITCH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GET SOME HELP!
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Nov 21, 2014 21:29:48 GMT -5
"And with the first pick in the draft lottery, Smackdown selects the Rza, the Jza, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck...the Wu Tang Clan!"
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Post by Main Eventer on Nov 21, 2014 21:41:36 GMT -5
Vince: "Apparently only me and Dunn find Triple H in a Kane mask f***ing a dead girl funny.
If I could I'd do it every week."
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 21, 2014 22:08:52 GMT -5
Chavo Guerrero (after getting tossed into the water): "THEY ATE ME!! A MOTHER-F***ING SHARK ATE ME!!" *Ric Flair blades* "I GET JUICE MOTHER f***ER! JUUUUUUUUUICE!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 22:22:08 GMT -5
*Dean Ambrose's music plays as he mows the lawn*
"Mas-ter titties, master titties! Mas-mas, titties, master titties!!"
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 21, 2014 22:28:15 GMT -5
Triple H: If I had my way, I'd never bury. I'd just stay home all day, watch Conan the Barbarian 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all f***ing day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and book the matches that I like to see. But I don't got that kinda time.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 22:32:40 GMT -5
"All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Malaysian slave."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 22:32:55 GMT -5
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Post by DSR on Nov 21, 2014 22:50:42 GMT -5
*Back in the day, when The Brood would win a match*
Gangrel: "Game: Blouses"
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