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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2014 13:57:04 GMT -5
So I was thinking about Jesse Ventura and I remembered there was a point in his campaign where his opponent called him a racist citing his calls during Tito Santana matches (Chico Santana, Flying burrito etc).
Then I thought that would be a funny thread idea. What have wrestlers said that would cause them problems if they ran for government?
Years ago American Badass Undertaker said that he gets pumped up during workouts by listening to Limp Bizkit. You definitely wouldn't vote for that.
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Post by Racksman on Nov 28, 2014 13:59:18 GMT -5
Years ago American Badass Undertaker said that he gets pumped up during workouts by listening to Limp Bizkit. You definitely wouldn't vote for that. His character has sent people to Hell, buried them in a cement tomb, set them on fire, tried to strike them with lightning, buried them alive, and sacrificed them using practices of the Occult. I don't think listening to Limp Bizkit in real life would be the Undertaker's issue.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2014 14:00:37 GMT -5
Years ago American Badass Undertaker said that he gets pumped up during workouts by listening to Limp Bizkit. You definitely wouldn't vote for that. His character has sent people to Hell, buried them in a cement tomb, set them on fire, tried to strike them with lightning, buried them alive, and sacrificed them using practices of the Occult. I don't think listening to Limp Bizkit in real life would be the Undertaker's issue. Actually I think it's a close call. In fact that made me laugh thinking about Undertaker's would be political opponent saying what you said and people just kinda nodding their heads. Then they say "AND HE LISTENS TO LIMP BIZKIT!" and there's this huge gasp.
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Post by dav on Nov 28, 2014 14:03:15 GMT -5
I had the mental image of Kane getting thrown out of a political debate because he hit his opponent over the head with a chair. Anyone else?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 28, 2014 14:04:06 GMT -5
I don't see Giant Tiger running for office any time soon...
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 28, 2014 14:04:36 GMT -5
"Mr. Calloway, you kidnapped your boss's daughter, with your boss's knowledge and consent, and were going to have some kind of sacrireligious marriage with her, in addition to your actual wife at the time?"
"It was just one of those days, I guess."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2014 14:08:19 GMT -5
Hogan headbutting the Russian flag is probably not a video you want repeated if you run for president.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2014 16:50:07 GMT -5
Jericho kicking Brazil's flag.
JBL goose-stepping.
Mike Adamle being Mike Adamle.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Nov 28, 2014 16:51:11 GMT -5
Randy Orton has IED, he can't be trusted in public office. Plus he could RKO people outta nowhere
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 28, 2014 17:36:51 GMT -5
The Iron Shiek in general.
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Post by RIHT on Nov 28, 2014 18:06:16 GMT -5
I just imagine this scenario in wrestling canon, and Vince McMahon gets disqualified from the presidential race by hitting his opponent with a chair during a presidential debate,
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Nov 28, 2014 18:10:35 GMT -5
I had the mental image of Kane getting thrown out of a political debate because he hit his opponent over the head with a chair. Anyone else? good luck to his opponent trying to make sense of any of his history and staying sane.
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Post by bearned on Nov 28, 2014 18:16:59 GMT -5
Years ago American Badass Undertaker said that he gets pumped up during workouts by listening to Limp Bizkit. You definitely wouldn't vote for that. I'd love an attack ad that listed all of the campy wrestling storyline stuff he has done, whilst Limp Bizkit plays in the background. Maybe have him rise out of a coffin in slow-mo too.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Nov 28, 2014 18:22:08 GMT -5
Mark Henry, Jack Swagger and Big Show are disqualified for losing to Rusev and letting 318 million Americans down.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Nov 28, 2014 18:26:45 GMT -5
Years ago American Badass Undertaker said that he gets pumped up during workouts by listening to Limp Bizkit. You definitely wouldn't vote for that. His character has sent people to Hell, buried them in a cement tomb, set them on fire, tried to strike them with lightning, buried them alive, and sacrificed them using practices of the Occult. I don't think listening to Limp Bizkit in real life would be the Undertaker's issue. Nah, most of that is a normal Tuesday in Texas. Fred Durst love though? We don't take kindly to that 'round here.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Nov 28, 2014 18:28:34 GMT -5
Kane in general, I think necrophilia is usually frowned upon
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 28, 2014 18:29:33 GMT -5
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Nov 28, 2014 18:32:19 GMT -5
Hogan headbutting the Russian flag is probably not a video you want repeated if you run for president. Actually, that would probably play pretty well in certain demographics. Russia isn't exactly well loved, these days.
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Post by JTG Fan on Nov 28, 2014 18:43:27 GMT -5
Big Johnny may have been a ruthless tyrant, but at least the trains ran on time.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2014 18:46:30 GMT -5
The idea of Rusev showing weakness by being nervous to talk to Punk has probably disqualified him from ever being appointed to office by Putin.
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