Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 28, 2014 18:47:13 GMT -5
Chris Masters, given his penchant for perjury.
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Nov 28, 2014 20:53:35 GMT -5
they would so totally get Big Show on the flip flop deal most elections call people out on..."you dont know if your a good guy, or bad guy, during this speech, Big Show has turned face and heel 50 times!"
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Sicho100
Hank Scorpio
Easily Confused.
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Post by Sicho100 on Nov 28, 2014 21:00:38 GMT -5
"Mr. Jacobs, as so many in the country denounce partisan gridlock, how is it that you find it acceptable to deal with those with whom you disagree by electrocuting their testicles?"
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 28, 2014 21:32:21 GMT -5
Randy Orton has IED, he can't be trusted in public office. Plus he could RKO people outta nowhere The RKO out of nowhere is how we're going to win World War 3 in 20 minutes. The president of that nation will be talking in front of the United Nations, when RKO out of nowhere, knocking him out and allowing the United States to win and get a new state.
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lionheart21
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Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 28, 2014 22:47:53 GMT -5
Ric Flair, for being Ric Flair
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H-Virus
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A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Nov 28, 2014 23:20:00 GMT -5
Congressman: Mr. Angle, we have obtained video evidence of you expressing a blatant disregard for the lives of American troops, a disdain for African Americans in general, and a desire to torture the Son of God until he... 'taps out', as it were. How do you respond to these allegations?
Kurt: Oh, it's true. It's DAMN TRUE!
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Post by Some Guy on Nov 28, 2014 23:25:11 GMT -5
I would think Kane kayfabe coercing a diva into sleeping with him and getting her pregnant is up there. Or the other two things mentioned. Or the other 500 things he has done.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2014 1:43:43 GMT -5
Well, I suppose we'll have to all have to vote for Bob Backlund.
I'm totally fine with this.
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jmule
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Post by jmule on Nov 29, 2014 1:50:10 GMT -5
How bout if Ted dibiase sr and JBL have a debate about lowering the national debt?
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Post by revolverjgw on Nov 29, 2014 2:12:48 GMT -5
Crucifying a redneck probably didn't get Taker over with the Republicans.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 29, 2014 2:28:05 GMT -5
Definitely Kane
I know he's into this "libertarian" stuff, but even if he had a coherent platform, his political chances are nil given all the shit he's done in his career.
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Nov 29, 2014 2:41:37 GMT -5
Mike Adamle being Mike Adamle. I demand my opponent, Bardock O'lama , release his birth certificate!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2014 2:48:29 GMT -5
Mike Adamle being Mike Adamle. I demand my opponent, Bardock O'lama , release his birth certificate! See!? You can't prove you're from the U.S., Kenya?
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Nov 29, 2014 2:49:17 GMT -5
Kane would definitely get disqualified if he tried to run for president.
Cuz you know, he wasn't born in America.
...Oh that's not how we're going with this thread?
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Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Nov 29, 2014 4:11:52 GMT -5
Punk can't hold office in 7 US states. For real, not a joke answer.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Nov 29, 2014 5:04:09 GMT -5
Cena is surely ok, right?
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