Welcome to WWE High School!

[Jeff Mangum PI]

They say the WWE locker room’s a lot like high school, where identities are formed, egos clash and alliances shift on a regular basis. But what if today’s Superstars were actual teenagers? WWE.com presents WWE High, where everyone’s on the ring committee. Meet the student body, then download your own WWE High class photo!

www.wwe.com/classics/classic-lists/wwe-high-school/


So I guess CM Punk's the rebellious student that got expelled on prom night?

[Bang Bang Bart]

Bray Wyatt is that dude who hangs around the Hot Topic at the nearby mall.

[BorneAgain]

I'm amused that everyone has "high" school" attire except AJ and Cena who are wearing basically the exact same clothes they always do.

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Let's look at Cena's a bit:

This athletic upperclassman’s “Hustle, Loyalty & Respect” has not only made him captain of WWE High’s football team, but one of the most celebrated students to ever grace its halls. A friend to band geeks and jocks alike, Cena has big career aspirations, intending to use his football scholarship to pursue a doctorate in Thuganomics.

Yeah f***ing right lmfao.

[BorneAgain]

Dec 1, 2014 17:44:20 GMT -5 @kn said:

Let's look at Cena's a bit:

This athletic upperclassman’s “Hustle, Loyalty & Respect” has not only made him captain of WWE High’s football team, but one of the most celebrated students to ever grace its halls. A friend to band geeks and jocks alike, Cena has big career aspirations, intending to use his football scholarship to pursue a doctorate in Thuganomics.

Yeah f***ing right lmfao.

Oh, Cena will say he's friends with them, but the moment they're getting their asses kicked by the jocks, Cena will be nowhere to be found.

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Nobody likes a teacher’s pet, which probably explains why Seth Rollins hasn’t made himself many friends since he arrived at WWE High from Nathan Xavier Tompkins Middle School.

Nice touch lol.

[mizerable]

Dec 1, 2014 17:36:53 GMT -5 Jeff Mangum PI said:

So I guess CM Punk's the rebellious student that got expelled on prom night?

For the last time, he didn't get expelled! When he was asked about his grades getting him into the college he wanted, he wasn't given a definitive answer and then he was paired up with a girl he didn't like when he clearly wanted to go with the prom queen, so he decided to stand up his date.

They only expelled him after he decided all this.

And the school nurse sounds like a real bitch.

[crabbymelt]

High school Heath: Yeah, John- my band's playing at the teen club tonight. You should totally come!
High school Cena:....um, sure? Who are you again?

[Tiger Millionaire]

Looks like the same artist who did that Gotham High thing a few years back.

[Jeff Mangum PI]

Dec 1, 2014 17:51:03 GMT -5 Tiger Millionaire said:

Looks like the same artist who did that Gotham High thing a few years back.

IDK why, but I got more of a Spectacular Spider-Man vibe from this. Maybe they're all from the same dude?

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

Dec 1, 2014 17:44:20 GMT -5 @kn said:

Let's look at Cena's a bit:

This athletic upperclassman’s “Hustle, Loyalty & Respect” has not only made him captain of WWE High’s football team, but one of the most celebrated students to ever grace its halls. A friend to band geeks and jocks alike, Cena has big career aspirations, intending to use his football scholarship to pursue a doctorate in Thuganomics.

Yeah f***ing right lmfao.

I think majoring in Thuganomics is about as wise as majoring in English when you pass with all Cs.

[thegame415]

I thought this was an actual cartoon coming soon.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I think Brock's is the best. Only person to hold a victory over Death Valley prep, never attends classes, hobbies include hunting and fishing.

[keezy]

Oddly, Bayley dressed like a grown up during this period.

[Nikki Heyman]

Dec 1, 2014 17:56:03 GMT -5 thegame415 said:

I thought this was an actual cartoon coming soon.

And even if it's about high school I MIGHT give it a chance.

Love all the in-jokes in the descriptions, too

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Just stay away from Mr. Garvin and Mr. Phillips' offices, kids...

So which one of these is the bully?

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Dec 1, 2014 19:17:30 GMT -5 @knapp said:

Just stay away from Mr. Garvin and Mr. Phillips' offices, kids...

So which one of these is the bully?

Brock obviously. Just look at that skull belt!

[The Unconquered Sun]

This picture really needs the Big Show alone and crying.

[The Robisher]

Some of these clothes should be their actual attire. If that's Orton on the top left, that outfit suits him quite well. I can say the same thing for Brock.

[the2ndevil]

Looking at the big class photo, I was wondering who the Shakespeare guy was. I'm actually a little mad at myself for not getting it was Miz right off the bat.

Funniest part about that was the one man production of Hamlet the school newspaper described as "Tolerable".

Can someone explain Seth's Middle School name for me? Someone said it was a nice touch, but I don't get it.