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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2014 23:51:17 GMT -5
I wonder if the two of them understand that no one is expecting Kurt to reveal he's going to WWE on Vince Russo's podcast.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 3, 2014 0:14:12 GMT -5
He'll be on pawn stars pawning his gold medal. Rick: "Look, we're seeing these all the time. Let me call in a friend to find out if it's real." Kurt: "But..I won it with a broken frea-" Rick: "Look, the market isn't what it was 8 years ago. I could maybe do $20." Kurt: "...Could you maybe come up to $50?" Rick: "$20 is the top I can do. I mean it's likely going to sit around in my shop for a long time." Old Man: "Goddammit Rick, we don't have room for this useless crap!" Kurt:  *Does a moonsault onto Chumlee before leaving* |
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Post by thetower52 on Dec 3, 2014 0:31:05 GMT -5
Wasn't this suppose to be today
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Post by Celgress on Dec 3, 2014 0:32:51 GMT -5
Wasn't this suppose to be today yup |
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Post by psychokiller on Dec 3, 2014 1:31:22 GMT -5
Well, Russo just announced that Kurt is returning to TNA.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 3, 2014 1:42:27 GMT -5
Well, Russo just announced that Kurt is returning to TNA. And the world.... goes........ head first head first into oncoming traffic after falling asleep at the shock of this announcement and hitting some black ice. Congrats VinnyRu, you swerved us right into traffic killing us all. |
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Post by psychokiller on Dec 3, 2014 1:46:48 GMT -5
Well, Russo just announced that Kurt is returning to TNA. And the world.... goes........ head first head first into oncoming traffic after falling asleep at the shock of this announcement and hitting some black ice. Congrats VinnyRu, you swerved us right into traffic killing us all. lol. Most knew that would be the case. It's just too bad he couldn't finish his career in WWE though. |
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Post by chrom on Dec 3, 2014 2:28:05 GMT -5
And the world.... goes........ head first head first into oncoming traffic after falling asleep at the shock of this announcement and hitting some black ice. Congrats VinnyRu, you swerved us right into traffic killing us all. lol. Most knew that would be the case. It's just too bad he couldn't finish his career in WWE though. They wanted him but not as a wrestler as there was no way he could pass the wellness or get a doctor to tell him he's good to go. Kurt still wants to wrestle even though his body is worthless and beyond repair right now and he spent more time in a wheelchair last year than standing up. WWE is not going to let him go out there and wreck himself with the condition he's in. TNA on the other hand, all you need is a pulse and they'll let you go out there. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 3, 2014 2:34:04 GMT -5
So, where's the big announcement?
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Post by The Sam on Dec 3, 2014 3:58:41 GMT -5
So, where's the big announcement? |
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Post by Ryushinku on Dec 3, 2014 4:08:19 GMT -5
It's like watching a replay of a big stunt jump. You already know how it's going to turn out, everyone knows how it turned out, but you're still waiting for the poor schlub to hurry up and smack into the ground.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2014 5:45:47 GMT -5
Damn. Was really hoping that Kurt was going to announce that he was playing the role of the little girl robot in a remake of "Small Wonder." Way to kill everyone's dreams, Kurt!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 3, 2014 10:14:15 GMT -5
He's going to announce that he's the new Mr. Clean and will appear in their tv commercials. For some reason I read that as Mr. Plow, and then I wondered if Kurt would have the jacket and who would be the Plow King. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 3, 2014 10:28:04 GMT -5
Wait, wait wait....that news article makes little sense. So Kurt will be telling Russo his next move tomorrow (which would have been today)... but because of timing he couldn't actually do that. However, he's still going to appear on there to talk about something that hasn't happened? The hell? You just don't understand, bro. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 3, 2014 11:18:03 GMT -5
So did Russo/Angel just swerve us all by telling us something we already knew?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 3, 2014 11:37:32 GMT -5
Kurt Angle is going back to TNA.
And not a single f*** was given
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 3, 2014 12:16:57 GMT -5
So the major announcement is he's re-signing with TNA?  Shocking, I tells ya. Next he'll be telling us that there's water in the ocean. |
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 3, 2014 13:34:10 GMT -5
It's hard not to feel like one of my favorite wrestlers of all time is going to end up seriously injured in the next couple of years and that's shitty. Goddamnit Kurt, is working the same match you've been having for the last five years really worth a triple digit TNA check?
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Post by fortknox on Dec 3, 2014 14:23:58 GMT -5
Kurt Angle: "Good news everyone I have resigned with TNA.
And I have also wrestled Chavo."
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Post by chrom on Dec 3, 2014 14:46:52 GMT -5
It's hard not to feel like one of my favorite wrestlers of all time is going to end up seriously injured in the next couple of years and that's shitty. Goddamnit Kurt, is working the same match you've been having for the last five years really worth a triple digit TNA check? Triple? More like Double |
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