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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 17:23:03 GMT -5
Courtesy of @michaellangan2
Match #1: The Batiri (Kodama/Obaryian) v The BDK (Jakob Hammermeier/Pinkie Sanchez) in a Challenge of Immortals Match Obaryian p Pinkie Sanchez in 10 min after a double leg slam/knee lift. Arcane Horde is on the board in the Challenge of Immortals
Match #2: UltraMantis Black v Volgar the Unknown. Mantis has 2 pts so a win here earns him a title shot. Volgar pinned Mantis after a boot by Hallowicked. #Chikara 3 mins. This was a complete squash for Mantis until the finish. Kevin Condron out to recruit Volgar. Volgar leaves. Condron says he knows Volgar's secret. He threatens that he will eventually tell the world.
Magic Move Match is next. Juan Francisco de Coronado picked it. It will be a superkick. Match #3: N_R_G (Hype Rockwell/Race Jaxon) v Frightmare/Silver Ant v Proletariat Boar of Moldova/Prakash Sabar v Throwbacks -Dasher Hatfield p Silver Ant in 8 min with a death valley driver. Fun opening fall but felt short. -Angelosetti p Sabar after a 3D in 14 ish min. Winner of the final fall has 3pts -N_R_G take the final fall and earn a title shot. Total length was 18 min. Hype p Angelosetti after a superkick by Race into his corkscrew backbreaker.
Match #4: Icarus v Nokken for the Chikara Grand Championship Icarus won clean with the Blu Ray in 4 min. This felt really short but frankly it shouldn't have been any longer.
Match #5: The Wrecking Crew (Jaka/@devastationcorp) v Crown & Court (Kimber Lee/@gentlemanjervis / Los Ice Creams) Max Smashmaster p El Hijo Del Ice Cream after a tombstone. As expected the comedy in this was strong.
Match #6: Oleg the Usurper v Hallowicked Hallowicked p Oleg after a running kick in 9 min. Hallowicked has 3 pts.
Main event time... Challenge of the Immortals - Match #7: The Snake Pit v The Battle Hive Ophidian p Amasis after a somersault spike piledriver from the top. Seriously. Crazy finish. Went 20 min. Best match by far
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Post by EyeofTyr on Mar 8, 2015 18:27:36 GMT -5
Wow...I don't know how I feel about Icarus squashing Nokken. Talk about cutting the balls off of him.
And, ugh to N_R_G earning a shot.
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Mar 8, 2015 18:36:44 GMT -5
So, 'Wicked taking the belt off of Icarus then?
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Mar 8, 2015 18:37:56 GMT -5
Wow...I don't know how I feel about Icarus squashing Nokken. Talk about cutting the balls off of him. And, ugh to N_R_G earning a shot. Amen to the NRG earning a shot sentiments.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 8, 2015 18:45:33 GMT -5
So, 'Wicked taking the belt off of Icarus then? I would wager so. I also wonder what Volgar's secret is.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Mar 8, 2015 21:00:46 GMT -5
So, 'Wicked taking the belt off of Icarus then? I would wager so. I also wonder what Volgar's secret is. Well he wears a mask so it will end with him being banned from the locker room.
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Post by mute09 on Mar 8, 2015 21:32:51 GMT -5
I would wager so. I also wonder what Volgar's secret is. Well he wears a mask so it will end with him being banned from the locker room. He's a certain guy who used to be another guy who wrestled as another guy under a mask
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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 8, 2015 22:05:00 GMT -5
Seems pretty unfair for The Gentleman's Club to not even get booked in a match during the shows.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 8, 2015 23:21:01 GMT -5
Courtesy of @michaellangan2 Match #4: Icarus v Nokken for the Chikara Grand Championship Icarus won clean with the Blu Ray in 4 min. This felt really short but frankly it shouldn't have been any longer.I seriously hate this. I mean I know Nokken isn't the best big man yet but having Icarus beat the dude in 4 minutes in a TITLE MATCH is just completely asinine.
We get it, Icarus at this point is at God Modded Status but jeez the match should have gone ten minutes at least, let alone to beat the guy CLEAN in four minutes when he's been built up as a monster
I just don't like this booking at all.
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Post by Rick Mad on Mar 8, 2015 23:22:13 GMT -5
Glad Icarus squashed Nokken, who IMO didn't deserve a Title shot to begin with.
A thousand ughs at N_R_G. They're easily my least favorite part of Chikara right now.
Excited for Mantis vs Icarus, though. Definitely the most serious contender for Icarus' belt yet, so I can't wait to see how that goes down. Confused as to why the Mantis vs Hallowicked/Frightmare plot is either not being advanced or was simply abandoned, I don't know.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Mar 8, 2015 23:40:57 GMT -5
I wonder if they're gonna have the Icarus/Wicked GC Match on 1 of the England shows or maybe save it for Aniversario?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 23:44:42 GMT -5
Glad Icarus squashed Nokken, who IMO didn't deserve a Title shot to begin with. A thousand ughs at N_R_G. They're easily my least favorite part of Chikara right now. Excited for Mantis vs Icarus, though. Definitely the most serious contender for Icarus' belt yet, so I can't wait to see how that goes down. Confused as to why the Mantis vs Hallowicked/Frightmare plot is either not being advanced or was simply abandoned, I don't know. I'm sure once we get into the Challenge of the Immortals, the feud will heat up. And if I were to wager a guess about Volgar, it's someone who was banned from the Chikara locker room in the past. And if I'm right, he ties into the Mantis/Wicked storyline. Which, if I'm right, means... Condron is going to be the big bad of the season.
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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 8, 2015 23:49:50 GMT -5
who has been banned from Chikara?
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Post by Rick Mad on Mar 9, 2015 2:36:11 GMT -5
Yes, I'd love to hear this theory!
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Post by gentlemaniac on Mar 9, 2015 8:33:57 GMT -5
So, 'Wicked taking the belt off of Icarus then? I would wager so. I also wonder what Volgar's secret is. He can't cook a decent Clam Chowder? Would explain the Condron 'poisoning'
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Mar 9, 2015 12:08:47 GMT -5
Yes, I'd love to hear this theory! Same, We have a spoiler tag, we can take!
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Post by mute09 on Mar 9, 2015 12:28:15 GMT -5
Apparently volgar's secret is {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} He is Shane storm.] at least that's what I've heard he wrestles very similar and is build very similar
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Mar 9, 2015 12:35:23 GMT -5
Apparently volgar's secret is {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} He is Shane storm.] at least that's what I've heard he wrestles very similar and is build very similar {Spoiler}{Spoiler} Boo to that being the secret. Storm was at NPWD and Wrestling is Fun (is that still a thing?) which is connected to the CHIKARA-verse. If he's Volgar, that's another terrible decision from CHIKARA,
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 9, 2015 12:37:59 GMT -5
Apparently volgar's secret is {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} He is Shane storm.] at least that's what I've heard he wrestles very similar and is build very similar {Spoiler} it would be funny to me if Volgarr's mask is removed and underneath he's wearing the shane storm mask... as if he's that is his face
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Mar 9, 2015 14:51:58 GMT -5
I got mail. Also, No, I don't think Wrestling is Fun is a thing anymore, if you go to the website it redirects to Chikara's site after a few seconds.
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