Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on May 11, 2015 2:34:55 GMT -5
They better not yank our chains with that Minneapolis date...
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2015 13:01:21 GMT -5
They better not yank our chains with that Minneapolis date... Apparently they yanked them a little, as they had problems getting tickets for that show on sale today (the rest of the October dates went on sale today; I'm ACTUALLY going to the Chicago show) And in other news, a new match has been signed for Aniversario as Oleg the Usurper faces off against MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT!
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Post by Frizzle Fry on May 11, 2015 18:25:02 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} - there are ants everywhere you look. there are more of them every day. you cannot remember a time when there were no ants. they touch antennae in silent communication. it is too late to call the exterminator.
- the eye of tyr is a fearsome weapon. it is destroyed. it returns. nobody can stop the eye of tyr.
- tursas returns from the dead; and your skin breaks out in goose bumps at the news. in the distance, you hear a laugh as deep as the earth.
- twelve died in season 14 alone. only kevin condron remembers their names. with every passing day, another roster member forgets.
- nobody can tell obariyon and kodama apart. the face paint runs together. you begin to wonder if there was ever a difference.
- the grand championship taints every hand it touches. two of the top tecnicos fell beneath its spell. nobody seems to notice until it is too late.
- hallowicked speaks english. it is more chilling than never understanding a word he spoke. you cannot truly understand why.
- nobody knows what nazmaldun is. nobody knows who nazmaldun is. nobody knows where nazmaldun is. you only know he is coming and growing stronger with every nightmare warriors victory.
- icarus’s tattoo keeps growing. you cannot remember where it started.
- the titor conglomerate has vanished into thin air, but they are not truly gone. nothing sinister is ever truly gone. it merely waits.
- was it 17 under the mask who saved frightmare from deucalion? was it somebody else? where is 17? we will never know. we will never know.
- a masked wrestler disappears from chikara. you cannot find their name. you cannot find their face. beyond chikara shows, you cannot even prove that they ever existed.
- nobody knows what was in the sack kodama gave to ashley remington. everyone is afraid to question it. ashley’s eyes grow hollow with horror when even a joke is made about it. nobody asks.
- missile assault ant can only say his name. he cannot remember words before or after his name. he cannot remember anything other than his name. the rest of his mind is a blur. just missile… assault… ant…
- ophidian’s mouth is always open in a silent scream. he is a cobra; you fear whatever triggers that scream.
- everyone loves ashley remington without exception. his power has grown too great. nobody knows how to stop him; they are too entranced by his smile and his fruit baskets.
- ultramantis black works at a library. you walk the shelves. the lights go out. you cannot find the door. you cannot reach one of the walls. the books stretch outward in all directions. his laughter rings in your ears.
- a zombie is raised in the ring. nobody questions it. he comes and goes as he pleases. nobody questions it. he never looks the same twice. nobody questions it.
- wink vavasseur has not been seen since his father and accompanying goons kidnapped him. nobody knows where he is. nobody has seen nor heard from him since.
- it is family friendly. people are murdered in the ring. a man is abused by his best friend. people are brainwashed and made to serve their new masters. two hostages are dragged around with chains around their necks. mike quackenbush’s smile does not reach his eyes, and what is that staining his cane? it is family friendly.
Looks like someone has a lot of free time
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on May 11, 2015 18:43:54 GMT -5
For the record, I have the explanation for all that. I'm a tumblr person. It's part of a "Insert thing/place" Gothic meme, where things are summarized int he style of over the top gothic horror literature.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 11, 2015 18:56:51 GMT -5
And in other news, a new match has been signed for Aniversario as Oleg the Usurper faces off against MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT! Logic would dictate that either Oleg and Bakabella implode here or he wins, then said implosion happens during the Title match.
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Post by Rave on May 12, 2015 3:04:55 GMT -5
Heads up: tag match being announced at noon for Back to Skull.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on May 12, 2015 4:31:08 GMT -5
This week's PCAGG comes to us from one of the events of last month's UK tour, "For British Eyes Only", featuring Ultramantis Black taking on Mr. Azerbaijan!
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2015 13:31:14 GMT -5
Heads up: tag match being announced at noon for Back to Skull. And it's Fire and Worker vs. Ophidian and Argus.
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 12, 2015 20:33:59 GMT -5
Jeez, the Minneapolis show starts a bit late. 7:30. On the plus side, that means I won't have to get up too early.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on May 13, 2015 18:29:10 GMT -5
A COTI tag team match has been added to Aniversario, The Gentlemen's Club(Chuck Taylor & Orange Cassidy) vs. Crown & Court(Princess KimberLee & Jervis Cottonbelly)!
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Post by Rave on May 14, 2015 2:48:44 GMT -5
A COTI tag team match has been added to Aniversario, The Gentlemen's Club(Chuck Taylor & Orange Cassidy) vs. Crown & Court(Princess KimberLee & Jervis Cottonbelly)! Everything I've read says this is a non-COTI match. Might be seeing the Dev Corp's next challengers out of this, Jervis & Kimberlee currently have two points.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on May 14, 2015 12:35:54 GMT -5
So why is "Back to Skull" apparently named after a They Might Be giants EP and not an Arrested Development episode?
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Post by gentlemaniac on May 14, 2015 14:51:23 GMT -5
I wonder if the Colony Xtreme Force will try to poach the winner of the tryouts, you know... them being applicANTs and all...
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Post by lildude8218 on May 14, 2015 19:51:30 GMT -5
so what if a competitor happens to get killed during the Challenge of the Immortals? would a team captain be allowed to pick a replacement? I mean we've already seen a dozen guys bite the dust in the last year, it wouldn't be THAT unlikely. let's say Ashley Remington gets killed by Hallowicked for some reason. can Amasis grab Condron or an N_R_G guy? especially since Remington hasn't even wrestled a match for his team yet. I mean there's no real reason behind me thinking Remington might die soon. I mean he's barely even wrestled for the company this season so why would someone be gunning for him?
on a completely unrelated note, how awesome is it that Dalton Castle signed that ROH contract?
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on May 15, 2015 1:25:19 GMT -5
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on May 15, 2015 1:42:12 GMT -5
A COTI tag team match has been added to Aniversario, The Gentlemen's Club(Chuck Taylor & Orange Cassidy) vs. Crown & Court(Princess KimberLee & Jervis Cottonbelly)! Everything I've read says this is a non-COTI match. Might be seeing the Dev Corp's next challengers out of this, Jervis & Kimberlee currently have two points. I guess I just assumed that it was a COTI match. But you know what they say when you "assume", that you make an ass out of you & Uma Thurman.
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Post by Frizzle Fry on May 15, 2015 11:04:51 GMT -5
I can spend the whole day looking at this
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 15, 2015 15:22:13 GMT -5
I can spend the whole day looking at this GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!! THAT'S WELL OVER 400 POUNDS OFF THE TOP ROPE INTO A PICTURESQUE SENTON BOMB!!!!
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Post by lildude8218 on May 16, 2015 1:06:22 GMT -5
I wonder if they'll give a young Estonian Farmerfrog a chance to wrestle in his home state
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on May 16, 2015 1:59:17 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}missile assault ant Missile Assault Ant! MISSILE ASSAULT ANT!!! MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT!!!!!
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