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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 16, 2014 1:28:57 GMT -5
I am not singling you out, but it always strikes me that I am a fan of a form of entertainment where a lot of people think a time an old man tried to climb into the ring, and both of his quad muscles tore off of his bones and left him unable to walk or even stand up is really funny, just how horrifyingly ghoulish that'd be to someone from an outside perspective. Wrestling is weird. We've heard from enough people Vince thinks sneezing is a sign of weakness, it's ok to laugh at his misfortune. He's such a cartoon character that I can't really fault people for finding the humor in it, however dark, I'm just saying that from the outside looking in, it'd be really f***ing strange.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 16, 2014 1:29:50 GMT -5
We've heard from enough people Vince thinks sneezing is a sign of weakness, it's ok to laugh at his misfortune. He's such a cartoon character that I can't really fault people for finding the humor in it, however dark, I'm just saying that from the outside looking in, it'd be really f***ing strange. Yeah, if you have feelings like empathy......freak.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 16, 2014 3:43:15 GMT -5
Nothing beats Vince getting angry at Royal Rumble 2005 and tearing his quad. You can see on his face if he could fire his own quad he would have at that moment. I am not singling you out, but it always strikes me that I am a fan of a form of entertainment where a lot of people think a time an old man tried to climb into the ring, and both of his quad muscles tore off of his bones and left him unable to walk or even stand up is really funny, just how horrifyingly ghoulish that'd be to someone from an outside perspective. Wrestling is weird. I guess it's better than a Vince McMahon Rape Moment.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 16, 2014 3:46:30 GMT -5
I am not singling you out, but it always strikes me that I am a fan of a form of entertainment where a lot of people think a time an old man tried to climb into the ring, and both of his quad muscles tore off of his bones and left him unable to walk or even stand up is really funny, just how horrifyingly ghoulish that'd be to someone from an outside perspective. Wrestling is weird. I guess it's better than a Vince McMahon Rape Moment. Certainly, though Austin shoving the tube up his ass that one time sort of qualifies. Attitude era.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 16, 2014 3:47:56 GMT -5
I guess it's better than a Vince McMahon Rape Moment. Certainly, though Austin shoving the tube up his ass that one time sort of qualifies. Attitude era. Yeah, but the beating he gave Vince before that was at least fairly hilarious.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 16, 2014 3:59:01 GMT -5
Certainly, though Austin shoving the tube up his ass that one time sort of qualifies. Attitude era. Yeah, but the beating he gave Vince before that was at least fairly hilarious. Plus, wasn't that the same segment Mr. Socko debuted in? Since Austin in the doctor disguise jumps him after Vince ejects Mankind, who would potentially be his own defense, from the room.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 16, 2014 4:36:29 GMT -5
Yeah, but the beating he gave Vince before that was at least fairly hilarious. Plus, wasn't that the same segment Mr. Socko debuted in? Since Austin in the doctor disguise jumps him after Vince ejects Mankind, who would potentially be his own defense, from the room. I'm the proud owner of a WWE mass-produced Mr. Socko and a signed, one of a kind, Hardcore Mr. Socko! I have both.
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Post by Scott on Dec 16, 2014 8:49:22 GMT -5
Austin helping Mankind win the title and Vince does this rooster before a cockfight kind of stance, almost like he's pecking toward Austin. Then Austin throws his hat at him which makes it even more hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 9:30:08 GMT -5
Austin helping Mankind win the title and Vince does this rooster before a cockfight kind of stance, almost like he's pecking toward Austin. Then Austin throws his hat at him which makes it even more hilarious. Well...Vince does love cocks.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 16, 2014 9:37:56 GMT -5
"THERE'S A FULL MOON! O.K.! I'M LOOKING AT THE MOON AND JUST TRYING TO GET SOME AIR!"
- Vince McMahon, 1999, responding to Gerald Briscoes pleas that he not run HHH over with a car.*
*Or Undertaker. I forget.
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 16, 2014 15:22:53 GMT -5
I'M GONNA KILL MY CREATION
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Post by Paul E. Funk on Dec 17, 2014 5:40:34 GMT -5
"THERE'S A FULL MOON! O.K.! I'M LOOKING AT THE MOON AND JUST TRYING TO GET SOME AIR!" - Vince McMahon, 1999, responding to Gerald Briscoes pleas that he not run HHH over with a car.* *Or Undertaker. I forget. That actually leads to my response in this thread; Vince ramming DX's limo has always been a favourite of mine. The many ways in which Vince says 'Let's play the Game' during it from the muttering to the screaming always cracked me up.
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Post by jmule on Dec 17, 2014 7:41:28 GMT -5
"it's not just a no, its an OH HEEELLL NOOOOOO!!!!!"....
"and that's the bottom line cause..vince McMahon said so.."
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Dec 17, 2014 7:50:13 GMT -5
1. Vince screaming at Austin when Austin crashed the Mike Tyson intro.
2. Vince screaming bloody murder when Jake's cobra bit Macho Man.
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Post by tms on Dec 17, 2014 11:09:25 GMT -5
We've heard from enough people Vince thinks sneezing is a sign of weakness, it's ok to laugh at his misfortune. He's such a cartoon character that I can't really fault people for finding the humor in it, however dark, I'm just saying that from the outside looking in, it'd be really f***ing strange. I can't speak for anyone else, but a big part of what makes it funny involves how Vince struts down the ring like a pissed-off badass about to show everyone who's boss (pretty sure he was a face during this period), awkwardly builds up this head of steam and rushes to the ring when he's only 15 feet away, steps in, stands up, goes down, and sits down like a kid who's rebelling in a store because his parents refuse to buy him a candy bar. Kudos to him for saving face as best he could, but taken in its entirety (and given Vince's own penchant for deriving amusement at the expense of others) it stands up quite well (pun intended).
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Dec 17, 2014 11:57:37 GMT -5
When Bob Backlund attacked Arnold Skaaland and put him in the crossface. Vince flipped trying to pull him off.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 17, 2014 15:00:52 GMT -5
Pre-1998: when Andre the Giant enters the arena for the battle royal on the pre-WM3 SNME.
Post: I forget what happened, but Austin just threw someone out of the ring, Vince was looking over him, Austin flips him off, then Vince looks up and to the side with this hilarious growling face.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 17, 2014 16:35:59 GMT -5
I'm gonna file this under rage because he's clearly lost his shit.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 17, 2014 18:22:12 GMT -5
I'm gonna file this under rage because he's clearly lost his shit. Context?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 21:36:41 GMT -5
I completely forgot about that time Vince ran the car into DX's limosine. That was hilarious. Time to look that up.
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