Post by Waffel113 on Dec 15, 2014 14:22:47 GMT -5
Entrants:
21) The Great Muta
23) Super Crazy
26) Tyson Kidd
Eliminated:
4) CM Punk quit to train for UFC
3) Crazzy Steve offers Backlund some of his balloons. Offended by what wrestling has come to nowadays, Backlund proceeds to chop the ever-loving crap out of Steve, stretch him vigorously in the middle of the ring, and then chuck him over the top rope.
7) Jeff Hardy comes out, but surprise surprise, he's drugged out of his mind. So much so in fact, that as soon as he enters the ring he charges at the opposite ropes and flips over them, eliminating himself!
2) Ziggler enters the ring and immediately charging at him is Luther Reigns but he ducks out of the way and Reigns momentum eliminates himself
1) JT Smith is eliminated by an entering Sami Zayn when Zayn hits Smith with a big boot that sends him over the top.
10) Blue Pants is immediately eliminated by Blue Meanie for Gimmick Infringement
13)Perry Saturn hit's the ring and immediately goes after Backlund thinking he will be able to get the best of the old man.He thunk wrong as Mr Backlund teaches the youngster some manners and makes him pass out of in the Crossface Chickenwing.Saturn is then removed by medics.
11) Dean Malenko and 8) Dolph Ziggler eliminate themselves so that they can go have a cup of coffee at the local coffee shop.
15) Damien Sandhart comes out as Damien Sandbry but makes it no further then the ring apron as Daniel Bryan baseball slides Damien off of his feet and onto the floor
16) and 14) Jamie Noble immediately goes into the ring and after Daniel Bryan per request of the authority. After a few exchanges with D Bry the lights go out and Sting makes a surprise entrance. Who's side is he on? Sting is of course out to terrorize WWE and prevent one of their superstars from winning the Rumble. When the lights come back on Sting throws Bryan out from behind then while Noble is laughing at Bryans elimination Sting picks him up and throws him out too
12) Luke Harper Gorilla Press slams Funaki over the top
5) Bob Backlund attempts a crossface chicken wing on Harper, but Harper leverages him over the top.
20) Seth Rollins comes in with the Money in the Bank briefcase, and upon entering immediately swings it at Tajiri. The Japanese star ducks, then roundhouse kicks the briefcase back into Rollins' face and follows it up with a mighty dropkick that sends the Shield traitor over the top.
19) Tajiri is eliminated when fellow mist spitter Great Muta blinds him, allowing Zayn to clothesline Tajiri over the top
6) The Blue Meanie runs to clothesline Sami Zayn, Zayn ducks and Meanie's momentum carries him over.
17) & 18) Brian Pillman comes in, looking to defend last year's title. He quickly dropkicks Harper at Mustafa Saed, resulting in a collision strong enough to knock both big men out of the ring.
22) Sabu climbs to the top rope, botches, and falls out of the ring.
9) Sami Zayn falls back to his old ways of not being able to win the big one and is tossed out by Tyson Kidd
27) Papa Shango makes his way into the ring, but is immediately dropkicked right back out by Kidd. In revenge Shango concocts a voodoo curse causing poor Tyson to start vomiting uncontrollably.
24) Brian Pillman tries to drop kick an entering Dean Ambrose but falls out of the ring, eliminating himself!
25) Psychosis tries to hurricarana Super Crazy over the top, but Super Crazy counters and eliminates Psychosis!
28) Dean Ambrose is eliminated when Nick Bockwinkel enters the ring and farts all over him! Ambrose is so disgusted that he hopes of the ropes and runs back to puke!
29)Nick Bockwinkel thinks Raven is a pencil necked geek so he Powerbombs him out of the ring
26) Kidd whacks Nick in the head with an old NOAH tape and chucks him out.
21) The Great Muta
23) Super Crazy
26) Tyson Kidd
Eliminated:
4) CM Punk quit to train for UFC
3) Crazzy Steve offers Backlund some of his balloons. Offended by what wrestling has come to nowadays, Backlund proceeds to chop the ever-loving crap out of Steve, stretch him vigorously in the middle of the ring, and then chuck him over the top rope.
7) Jeff Hardy comes out, but surprise surprise, he's drugged out of his mind. So much so in fact, that as soon as he enters the ring he charges at the opposite ropes and flips over them, eliminating himself!
2) Ziggler enters the ring and immediately charging at him is Luther Reigns but he ducks out of the way and Reigns momentum eliminates himself
1) JT Smith is eliminated by an entering Sami Zayn when Zayn hits Smith with a big boot that sends him over the top.
10) Blue Pants is immediately eliminated by Blue Meanie for Gimmick Infringement
13)Perry Saturn hit's the ring and immediately goes after Backlund thinking he will be able to get the best of the old man.He thunk wrong as Mr Backlund teaches the youngster some manners and makes him pass out of in the Crossface Chickenwing.Saturn is then removed by medics.
11) Dean Malenko and 8) Dolph Ziggler eliminate themselves so that they can go have a cup of coffee at the local coffee shop.
15) Damien Sandhart comes out as Damien Sandbry but makes it no further then the ring apron as Daniel Bryan baseball slides Damien off of his feet and onto the floor
16) and 14) Jamie Noble immediately goes into the ring and after Daniel Bryan per request of the authority. After a few exchanges with D Bry the lights go out and Sting makes a surprise entrance. Who's side is he on? Sting is of course out to terrorize WWE and prevent one of their superstars from winning the Rumble. When the lights come back on Sting throws Bryan out from behind then while Noble is laughing at Bryans elimination Sting picks him up and throws him out too
12) Luke Harper Gorilla Press slams Funaki over the top
5) Bob Backlund attempts a crossface chicken wing on Harper, but Harper leverages him over the top.
20) Seth Rollins comes in with the Money in the Bank briefcase, and upon entering immediately swings it at Tajiri. The Japanese star ducks, then roundhouse kicks the briefcase back into Rollins' face and follows it up with a mighty dropkick that sends the Shield traitor over the top.
19) Tajiri is eliminated when fellow mist spitter Great Muta blinds him, allowing Zayn to clothesline Tajiri over the top
6) The Blue Meanie runs to clothesline Sami Zayn, Zayn ducks and Meanie's momentum carries him over.
17) & 18) Brian Pillman comes in, looking to defend last year's title. He quickly dropkicks Harper at Mustafa Saed, resulting in a collision strong enough to knock both big men out of the ring.
22) Sabu climbs to the top rope, botches, and falls out of the ring.
9) Sami Zayn falls back to his old ways of not being able to win the big one and is tossed out by Tyson Kidd
27) Papa Shango makes his way into the ring, but is immediately dropkicked right back out by Kidd. In revenge Shango concocts a voodoo curse causing poor Tyson to start vomiting uncontrollably.
24) Brian Pillman tries to drop kick an entering Dean Ambrose but falls out of the ring, eliminating himself!
25) Psychosis tries to hurricarana Super Crazy over the top, but Super Crazy counters and eliminates Psychosis!
28) Dean Ambrose is eliminated when Nick Bockwinkel enters the ring and farts all over him! Ambrose is so disgusted that he hopes of the ropes and runs back to puke!
29)Nick Bockwinkel thinks Raven is a pencil necked geek so he Powerbombs him out of the ring
26) Kidd whacks Nick in the head with an old NOAH tape and chucks him out.