Post by Waffel113 on Dec 17, 2014 13:56:30 GMT -5
Entrants:
22) Chris Jericho
27) Mr. Perfect
Eliminations:
4) Paul Heyman enters the match, and takes a moment to helpfully remind everyone that his client, Brock Lesnar, broke the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania! As soon as he turns around he gets a face full of salt from Mr. Fuji, a Spinebuster from Arn Anderson, and finally a Stunner from Austin, then all three of them hoist Heyman up and chuck him out.
1 and 2) Arn Anderson and Mr Fuji are both Stunnered and tossed out by Austin who does push ups as he awaits his next opponent
5) A 13 year old girl is unattended in the audience when Lawler's number is called .He never makes it to The Rumble that evening as he is making moves elsewhere.
6) Booker T pie faces Bill DeMott with Jelly Doughnuts blinding him and pushing him over the top
3) The Vigilante Sting quotes from baseball bat 3:16 and he leaves Austin beaten and bloodied and eliminates him from the Rumble because Austin winning would benefit The Authorities bottom line and Sting is in this rumble to destroy WWE.
11) Lord Alfred Hayes would rather call the action then participate so he forfeits.
7) Freddie Blassie breaks his cane over Hulk Hogan's back and throws him out afterwards
10 and 15) HHH enters the ring and immediately goes after Sting. Everyone else in the ring uses this to their advantage and they knock both Sting and HHH out when they are fighting near the ropes
9) Finlay uses the shaleleigh to eliminate Matt Striker
18) Bobby Heenan is WAY too smart to get involved in something that would likely result in him being maimed. So he forfeits, of course.
19) HBk enters the ring, moons the crowd, and then eliminates himself.
16) Korporate Kane chokeslams Corey Graves over the top
13) JBL clotheslines Billy Gunn over the top.
12) Jericho eliminated Freddie Blassie following a codebreaker
23) Dibaese pulls out a wad of hundreds and throws it at Korporate Kane to go after Macho Man. Kane feels insulted the way the money was thrown at him so he instead chokeslams the Million Dollar Man and sends him out over the top rope.
24) Tazz eliminates himself thinking this to be one of TNA's Reverse Battle Royales
17) Macho Man and 26) Mick Foley both get eliminated when Foley enters the ring and clothelines Savage, but he does so with such speed and force both of them end up eliminated.
21 and 14) JBL hits a clothesline on Finlay, literally decapitating him. JBL is then arrested for murder.
26) Malenko's 1000 holds are no match for Perfection, as Hennig dumps him out with ease
25) Kurt Angle and Flair engage in a Wooing contest before Flair pokes Angle in the eyes and tosses him over.
20) The Vigilante Sting sneaks back into the ring and him and his bat help his fellow WCW alum eliminate Kane
8) Booker T and Dusty have a dance off until Dusty eliminates Booker with the Bionic Elbow
29) The Vigilante Sting is milking out this Shtick for all it's worth and sneaks back into ring to take out his old foe Ric Flair
30) Jericho throws Dusty over the ropes, but he lands on the apron. Jericho bounces off the ropes, Triangle Dropkick sends Rhodes to the floor!
22) Chris Jericho
27) Mr. Perfect
Eliminations:
4) Paul Heyman enters the match, and takes a moment to helpfully remind everyone that his client, Brock Lesnar, broke the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania! As soon as he turns around he gets a face full of salt from Mr. Fuji, a Spinebuster from Arn Anderson, and finally a Stunner from Austin, then all three of them hoist Heyman up and chuck him out.
1 and 2) Arn Anderson and Mr Fuji are both Stunnered and tossed out by Austin who does push ups as he awaits his next opponent
5) A 13 year old girl is unattended in the audience when Lawler's number is called .He never makes it to The Rumble that evening as he is making moves elsewhere.
6) Booker T pie faces Bill DeMott with Jelly Doughnuts blinding him and pushing him over the top
3) The Vigilante Sting quotes from baseball bat 3:16 and he leaves Austin beaten and bloodied and eliminates him from the Rumble because Austin winning would benefit The Authorities bottom line and Sting is in this rumble to destroy WWE.
11) Lord Alfred Hayes would rather call the action then participate so he forfeits.
7) Freddie Blassie breaks his cane over Hulk Hogan's back and throws him out afterwards
10 and 15) HHH enters the ring and immediately goes after Sting. Everyone else in the ring uses this to their advantage and they knock both Sting and HHH out when they are fighting near the ropes
9) Finlay uses the shaleleigh to eliminate Matt Striker
18) Bobby Heenan is WAY too smart to get involved in something that would likely result in him being maimed. So he forfeits, of course.
19) HBk enters the ring, moons the crowd, and then eliminates himself.
16) Korporate Kane chokeslams Corey Graves over the top
13) JBL clotheslines Billy Gunn over the top.
12) Jericho eliminated Freddie Blassie following a codebreaker
23) Dibaese pulls out a wad of hundreds and throws it at Korporate Kane to go after Macho Man. Kane feels insulted the way the money was thrown at him so he instead chokeslams the Million Dollar Man and sends him out over the top rope.
24) Tazz eliminates himself thinking this to be one of TNA's Reverse Battle Royales
17) Macho Man and 26) Mick Foley both get eliminated when Foley enters the ring and clothelines Savage, but he does so with such speed and force both of them end up eliminated.
21 and 14) JBL hits a clothesline on Finlay, literally decapitating him. JBL is then arrested for murder.
26) Malenko's 1000 holds are no match for Perfection, as Hennig dumps him out with ease
25) Kurt Angle and Flair engage in a Wooing contest before Flair pokes Angle in the eyes and tosses him over.
20) The Vigilante Sting sneaks back into the ring and him and his bat help his fellow WCW alum eliminate Kane
8) Booker T and Dusty have a dance off until Dusty eliminates Booker with the Bionic Elbow
29) The Vigilante Sting is milking out this Shtick for all it's worth and sneaks back into ring to take out his old foe Ric Flair
30) Jericho throws Dusty over the ropes, but he lands on the apron. Jericho bounces off the ropes, Triangle Dropkick sends Rhodes to the floor!