mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 16, 2014 19:18:56 GMT -5
So Lawler said he got a sweater for Christmas, but he wanted a moaner or a screamer.
Aaand he kinda killed the commentary booth with that one.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 16, 2014 19:27:32 GMT -5
He also wished that Cole would have used his present from last year which was a burial plot
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Lila
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Post by Lila on Dec 16, 2014 19:30:21 GMT -5
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 16, 2014 19:33:19 GMT -5
Lawler knows he has a job for life, and sounds like he's seeing how far they'll let him go.
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 16, 2014 19:38:13 GMT -5
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Post by Boo! on Dec 16, 2014 19:59:19 GMT -5
It's quite a funny like actually.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 16, 2014 20:10:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 20:16:32 GMT -5
It's quite a funny like actually. It really is. I presume this thread isn't complaining about it? Because that's the edgiest thing he's said in years.
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Post by Boo! on Dec 16, 2014 20:17:46 GMT -5
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 16, 2014 20:24:49 GMT -5
It's a clever line. Coming from JBL (or even Cole) it'd have been great.
But coming from Jerry "I get to hug the winner of Diva of the Year!" Lawler, it's just creepy. He's a legit "dirty old man". Especially after that (Yahoo) news-making cringe-fest that was his attempt to hug AJ.
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Post by Andy Martin on Dec 16, 2014 20:25:57 GMT -5
It was funny.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 22:16:05 GMT -5
Booker T had a dream that Cole died.
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Post by ayumidah on Dec 17, 2014 2:02:15 GMT -5
Commentary was just... somethin' else last night. Jerry had quite a few lines that had me gaping in disbelief, haha.
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Post by celticjobber on Dec 17, 2014 2:04:27 GMT -5
Well, it's better than Jerry's joke about his ex-girlfriend with the red head.
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Post by chazraps on Dec 17, 2014 2:08:54 GMT -5
It's quite a funny like actually. It really is. I presume this thread isn't complaining about it? Because that's the edgiest thing he's said in years. Two years, to be precise. During a Spring 2012 Brodus Clay match: Michael Cole: I'd be a T-Rex if I were a dinosaur. Lawler: If you were a dinosaur, the only thing you'd do is suffer from reptile dysfunction. The booth legit couldn't hold their composure after that line. If you look up the match (Santino & Brodus vs. Ziggler and Swagger) you can see Cole trying his absolute hardest not to laugh. It's pretty funny.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 2:37:21 GMT -5
Cracking up, just saw the video on youtube. Lawler's got some nice lines when he needs to.
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Post by ayumidah on Dec 17, 2014 12:56:27 GMT -5
Well, it's better than Jerry's joke about his ex-girlfriend with the red head. Haha I was thinking of that exact line when he said this. Mostly because when you do a diva's match in one of the video games, I think 2K13, he says the redhead line repeatedly. If the same doesn't happen with this line in 2K16, I'll be a little disappointed
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 13:03:11 GMT -5
I just want Lawler to keep saying the most bat shit crazy things every week
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 17, 2014 13:16:15 GMT -5
I just want Lawler to keep saying the most bat shit crazy things every week Like the time he said he wanted a dinosaur or murder Bo Dallas with his car
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 17, 2014 13:22:52 GMT -5
lol wut?
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