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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 13:37:42 GMT -5
Ron Howard's How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Stretching a storybook to two hours, people with ugly/creepy makeup, what more could you ask for?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 17, 2014 13:54:18 GMT -5
Christmas Shoes or the sequel I think it got? Apparently it's a trilogy of movies. Don't bother, just check out Patton Oswalt's routine on the song that inspired them.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Dec 17, 2014 14:01:29 GMT -5
Ernest saves Christmas is pretty horrible. This is just pure, uncut, grade A blasphemy. Ernest is/was a national treasure. My suggestions: - Christmas Vacation 2: This is really, really bad. It's honestly probably the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen. It centers around cousin Eddie going on vacation and it is the lowest form of cinematic shit. It isn't 'so bad it's good', it's 'so bad I want to cut my own wrists if I ever have to watch this again.' - Four Christmases: My better half loves this movie, so I have to suffer through it every year. There's a really funny nativity/church scene, but the rest is just pure garbage. - I'll Be Home For Christmas: Jonathan Taylor Thomas stars as a rich brat who must race home for Christmas Eve in order to receive his dad's Porsche. From that description, surely you can see why it sucks. - Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer: I'll second this being terrible. This is a 90 minute or 120 minute movie (can't remember which). Why the hell they felt a production based on that song needed to be that long, I don't know. The animation and story is f***ing awful.
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Post by Orange on Dec 17, 2014 14:11:25 GMT -5
So as some of FAN know, as of 2012, hubby and I have been in a bad movie war And as some of FAN know, I'm currently in a Christmas challenge (I used two picks in Doctor Who and Mickeys Once Upon a Christmas) I need something bad to make him throw his hands in the air Christmas Story 2? Santa and Martians? Santas Slay?!? I took a Buzzfeed quiz last night that brought... um... this to my attention... www.imdb.com/title/tt2304098/Now I don't know about you, but I'm thinking something like that just might give you the edge over him! You can find the whole thing on YouTube, and I'm sorry.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 14:27:46 GMT -5
Jingle All the Way 2
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 17, 2014 15:36:39 GMT -5
I havent seen it but Jingle All The Way 2 looks like a root canal feels. As someone who has seen it, a root canal is far less painful.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 19:43:15 GMT -5
1991's animated TV special, THE CHRISTMAS TREE. Star Wars Holiday Special. It has to be real, though. This is make believe.
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Post by Duke Delicious on Dec 17, 2014 20:02:10 GMT -5
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
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Post by bob on Dec 18, 2014 1:30:36 GMT -5
The weird Mexican Santa movie where it's Santa vs Pinch the devil
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 18, 2014 1:42:59 GMT -5
Any Pre 1930s Christmas movie
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Post by celticjobber on Dec 18, 2014 2:59:25 GMT -5
Christmas With The Cranks
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Post by ookkie on Dec 18, 2014 17:31:39 GMT -5
Star Wars Holiday Special. I'm debating showing this to my students tomorrow.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 18, 2014 20:45:05 GMT -5
Star Wars Holiday Special. I'm debating showing this to my students tomorrow. Man, you must really hate those kids.
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Post by edgestar on Dec 18, 2014 20:58:33 GMT -5
Ron Howard's How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Stretching a storybook to two hours, people with ugly/creepy makeup, what more could you ask for? My mom and I both agree, this movie sucks. The cartoon is the best version!!!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 18, 2014 21:49:59 GMT -5
Ernest saves Christmas is pretty horrible. You just made a very powerful enemy.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 3:16:06 GMT -5
Winner one of four StuntGranny®Currently watching I'll Be Home For Christmas
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