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Post by Fuji's racist salt on Dec 17, 2014 14:09:45 GMT -5
Wins matches,defends his only friend.Seems pretty good to me.I like him and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 17, 2014 14:11:06 GMT -5
He turned me into a newt!
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 17, 2014 14:11:18 GMT -5
Nothing
He's done nothing wrong
He helps his friend, and beats the shit out of a douchey guy half the audience detests.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Dec 17, 2014 14:19:03 GMT -5
That is bad considering he's the champ and he like, doesn't show up or defend the title. I even forgot there was a champ.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 17, 2014 14:28:22 GMT -5
That is bad considering he's the champ and he like, doesn't show up or defend the title. I even forgot there was a champ. Doesn't bother me. When I was a kid, the champ rarely defended the title.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 17, 2014 14:43:36 GMT -5
F5'd an orphanage.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 17, 2014 14:48:30 GMT -5
Ate a raw elk carcass in the locker room and didn't clean up his mess. Called Paul Heyman at 3am in the morning to tell him "Say something stupid, Paul". Sings Taylor Swift songs while dropping a deuce in the bathroom and doesn't flush.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 17, 2014 14:50:30 GMT -5
Wins matches,defends his only friend.Seems pretty good to me.I like him and would like to subscribe to his newsletter. I don't know if it was intentional, but I'm laughing so hard at this bit
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 17, 2014 15:22:31 GMT -5
Ate a raw elk carcass in the locker room and didn't clean up his mess. Called Paul Heyman at 3am in the morning to tell him "Say something stupid, Paul". Sings Taylor Swift songs while dropping a deuce in the bathroom and doesn't flush. Bonus points if he sings Shake It Off.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 15:24:08 GMT -5
opposed John Cena.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 17, 2014 15:25:23 GMT -5
Made the show suck even worse than it already does by walking off with the title, and when he DOES make one of his rare appearances, it's only for like 7 seconds.
I'm not blaming him for doing that, if I could get paid $3 Million per appearance at approximately 7 seconds per appearance, I sure as hell would do it too.
But it's cock-blocked Seth's MitB and locked an already-stale Cena even more firmly into place than usual...
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Boo!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Boo! on Dec 17, 2014 15:25:50 GMT -5
Association with Heyman. Fought faces and attacks faces.
Really I'm not getting what's being missed here.
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Post by Raskovnik on Dec 17, 2014 15:34:56 GMT -5
Is it time for YET ANOTHER one of these forced "HOW IS THE HEEL A HEEL? " thread where we conveniently ignore the heelish things the heel wrestlers do, like how Lesnar broke one of the most beloved wrestler of all time's undefeated streak, mocked him, compared himself to a God and has in general acted like a megalomaniac while his advocate crows endlessly about his accomplishments and weasels around, insulting the crowd and face wrestlers because he knows his freak bully of a friend will back him up? Or, maybe we'll do one with Rusev again, and act like he's the face because of that one time Henry and Big Show teamed up on him, the same man who endlessly berates the country he currently resides in as well as the people living in it, beat up a helpless old man, and continues to brutalize wrestlers even after the bell rings with his brutal submission hold. Is it really time? Because it shouldn't be. It should never be time for this thread ever again.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Dec 17, 2014 15:41:08 GMT -5
I think there's a deeper question: Why is Brock such a big deal and so dominant? With the exception of breaking the streak (which was AMAZING when it happened and had a good immediate followup, but it came from nowhere and went nowhere), why should I care about him? I'm not sure the WWE knows how much this Brock thing depends on people knowing or caring about UFC.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 17, 2014 15:52:03 GMT -5
Is it time for YET ANOTHER one of these forced "HOW IS THE HEEL A HEEL? " thread where we conveniently ignore the heelish things the heel wrestlers do, like how Lesnar broke one of the most beloved wrestler of all time's undefeated streak, mocked him, compared himself to a God and has in general acted like a megalomaniac while his advocate crows endlessly about his accomplishments and weasels around, insulting the crowd and face wrestlers because he knows his freak bully of a friend will back him up? Or, maybe we'll do one with Rusev again, and act like he's the face because of that one time Henry and Big Show teamed up on him, the same man who endlessly berates the country he currently resides in as well as the people living in it, beat up a helpless old man, and continues to brutalize wrestlers even after the bell rings with his brutal submission hold. Is it really time? Because it shouldn't be. It should never be time for this thread ever again. Rusev is a weird case to me, due to the whole Lana factor. I find the whole Lana thing annoying and ridiculous, and feel bad for Rusev for having to be part of her act.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 15:57:26 GMT -5
He's Goliath.
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Post by Digital Witness on Dec 17, 2014 15:59:35 GMT -5
Aside from his association with Paul Heyman and fighting faces, he'll forever be the 1 who put the 1 in 21-1.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Dec 17, 2014 16:07:01 GMT -5
He turned me into a newt! talking..... erm.... typing newt *runs away*
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Juice
El Dandy
Wrong? Oh he can tell ya about being wrong.
I'm the one who raised you from perdition.
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Post by Juice on Dec 17, 2014 16:10:55 GMT -5
A Brock Lesnar face turn and a match against Rusev would have been great. Instead we got 7 matches between HHH and John Cena respectively.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 17, 2014 16:11:16 GMT -5
Beat Cena to an inch of his life and tried to destroy his livelihood as a wrestler.
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