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Post by wakko on Dec 18, 2014 15:15:17 GMT -5
Brock stubs his toe on the way to the ring at WM, falls yelling in pain, gets stretchered out.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 18, 2014 17:25:15 GMT -5
My client BA-ROCK LEEEEESNAR ate a bad taco last night...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 17:31:49 GMT -5
My client BA-ROCK LEEEEESNAR ate a bad taco last night... This just made me picture Brock and Heyman starring in an adaptation of Dipper Goes to Taco Bell.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 18, 2014 17:38:03 GMT -5
He loses the title to Reigns at WM. Hands him the title, and leaves.
Nice, dignified, and gives Reigns the blessing of Brock.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 17:39:00 GMT -5
With Adam Rose and the Rosebuds dancing around his unconscious body.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 17:40:14 GMT -5
Cryme Tyme do a one off comeback and sell off Great American Challenge dildo.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Dec 18, 2014 17:44:24 GMT -5
Big thing to do is to have him turn on Paul Heyman and walk away, defeated.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 17:45:28 GMT -5
John Cena, Vince McMahon and The Authoiry decide that Brock is too destructive for this world and traps him in a spaceship that sends him to a distant planet.
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 18, 2014 17:47:21 GMT -5
Brock loses his smile.
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Post by RIHT on Dec 18, 2014 17:47:30 GMT -5
They don't write Brock out. They just hang a sign around Zack Ryder that says "Brock Lesnar" Triple H beats him up and throws him into a crate marked UFC. These two ideas oddly make sense together.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 18, 2014 17:50:59 GMT -5
Brock = ET
Heyman = Elliot
"I'll beeeeee.....riiiiiiiiiight......heeeeeere"
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Post by cabbageboy on Dec 18, 2014 18:11:59 GMT -5
I don't care how they write him off really. There's no way I'm main eventing him at WM though if I'm WWE. If he's really leaving then job him at the Rumble and go with Cena/Reigns at WM (which is a legit passing of the torch moment, not a lame duck Brock match). Then I'd put Brock vs. Rusev on the undercard of WM to give Rusev a big win.
That said, if Brock does leave how utterly idiotic has the past year of WWE booking been? They would have pissed away the Undertaker's streak on a guy who quit a year later, and also had this guy squash and destroy John Cena. Jobbing him to Cena is at least an attempt to remedy that insipid booking.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 18, 2014 18:23:05 GMT -5
After losing the title at Mania, Brock and Heyman make their way to the ring. Heyman says that while he's the advocate for the BEAST INCARNATE, tonight, Brock Lesnar would like to speak to you, you himself.
I have lived a life with very few regrets. NCAA Champion. Undisputed WWE Champion. YOUNGEST Champion in WWE history. UFC Champion. But one regret that I carried with me is how I *left* WWE 11 years ago.
So three years ago, I decided to do something about that regret. I came back to this company and became the dominant force I knew I could be. My opponents, HHH, Big Show, CM Punk, John Cena, and of course, the Undertaker, pushed me farther than even I thought possible and I became stronger for having worked with these men.
People think I don't care about this company. That I don't care about anything but money. But that's not true. I care about my family. I care about my friends. And without WWE, I'd never have met my wife and started my family. I'd never have met my friend and mentor, Paul Heyman.
So, I want to thank all of the people at this company for letting me come back and all of you out in the WWE Universe for letting me perform for you.
Congratulations to the new Champion. From the first Next Big Thing to the newest, it's your show now.
*insane guitar riff*
*hopping*
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Dec 18, 2014 18:35:08 GMT -5
I want him to be played out by a mariachi band, as he drives out of the arena in a forklift whilst wearing a sombrero that's too small for his head.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 18:50:15 GMT -5
Brock loses to Reigns, then shits on the crowd for 10 minutes, telling them "I never cared about anything but the money!" and then fingering the letters of UFC in the air at the entrance of the ramp.
If he F5s a bunch of people to his car, that'll be worth it.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 18, 2014 18:52:19 GMT -5
Quantum Leap digitization as Brock returns to his own time.
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Post by krozor on Dec 18, 2014 19:12:18 GMT -5
Reigns beats Brock after a hard-fought battle where Roman seems to earn some of Lesnar's grudging respect. Rollins tries to cash in but Ambrose chases him off.
The next day, Reigns goes to Brock's house to offer him a chance to use his rematch clause, but Brock says "I can't! My family's moving!" and we see Brock waving from the back of a station wagon as it drives away. In voice over, we hear Reigns say that he never saw Brock again. And that soon, he wouldn't see much more of Rollins or Ambrose anymore either. Last he heard, Rollins was married and had four kids and Ambrose spent some time in jail and was now doing odd jobs around Stamford.
Then John Cena shows up to watch Brock drive away with Reigns. He says "You know I'll never leave, right Roman?" And in voice over, Roman says "John never did leave. He was in all the main events with me. And although he got hurt a lot, he gutted it out like he always did and made sure he stayed in those main events. Last week, he joined my Survivor Series team as a captain. Just before the PPV, two of our teammates got jumped by our opponents. They pulled out chairs. John, being the guy he is, forgot to come out to break it up. So our whole team is injured now."
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 18, 2014 19:14:14 GMT -5
He joins a secret group of peace keepers that is stationed right on the grounds of Titan Towers called Sphinx
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Dec 18, 2014 19:16:26 GMT -5
Flying Knee.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 19:17:36 GMT -5
Honestly, I'd have Rusev crush him.
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