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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 23:32:00 GMT -5
Okay who here is the father of my baby
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 19, 2014 23:39:44 GMT -5
You mean you don't actually know??!!
YOU TRAMP!!!!!
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 19, 2014 23:42:26 GMT -5
Is your name Zeus?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 23:56:33 GMT -5
 Oh thank the lord baby Jesus! |
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 20, 2014 0:09:39 GMT -5
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Post by DSR on Dec 20, 2014 0:48:12 GMT -5
I also came here to make a Zeus joke. |
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Post by Digital Witness on Dec 20, 2014 0:59:44 GMT -5
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 20, 2014 1:19:43 GMT -5
You mean i might not be the one?!?!
*throws drink in your face like in a soap opera*
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 20, 2014 1:40:58 GMT -5
One time WebMD told me I may have testicular cancer, which is amazing considering I don't have testicles.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 20, 2014 5:33:14 GMT -5
One time WebMD told me I may have testicular cancer, which is amazing considering I don't have testicles. Hey, it's a modern society with equal-opportunity testicular cancers. Just because you don't have testicles doesn't mean it should stop you from achieving your dream of having testicular cancer. |
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 20, 2014 5:47:50 GMT -5
What if your ass replicates and then you have 2 asses? Is this world ready for one man with all that ass?
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Dec 20, 2014 7:52:18 GMT -5
I peed on this like three times....I'm in the clear! |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 20, 2014 9:32:47 GMT -5
Congratulations.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 20, 2014 12:21:12 GMT -5
I told you I should have worn a condom but noooooo you had to be all sexy with your ass. >_>
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 20, 2014 12:23:18 GMT -5
The last person who quoted you is the one who got you pregnant.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Dec 20, 2014 12:26:02 GMT -5
Okay who here is the father of my baby What if your a human chimera and aren't the mother of the kid?  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 12:34:47 GMT -5
One time WebMD told me I may have testicular cancer, which is amazing considering I don't have testicles. That you know of. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 20, 2014 12:51:20 GMT -5
I feel your pain. WebMD is constantly telling me I'm pregnant. The first few times, I was afraid it was going to jinx me. It was around the 15th time I just assumed the site is becoming sentient and this is its weird way of propositioning me. If I were to produce even half that many kids I'd assume my uterus would have setup its own Rube Goldberg machine to efficiently eject the spawn.
Congratulations though. I hope it's humanoid.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 12:51:35 GMT -5
The last person who quoted you is the one who got you pregnant.  You hear that Lila you're the father! So no more weak chimera excuses and give me my child support money I'm come to collect  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 13:10:19 GMT -5
I have a sore foot after my 2 year old nephew accidentally slammed the door on it. Web MD said I have sciatica.
Yeah, ok.
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