Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 13:41:45 GMT -5
"All you Who's in Whoville like Christmas a lot. You trim up you're trees and feast you're feast. But I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 20, 2014 13:47:02 GMT -5
"They say tha Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day. Well, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWWWWS. The enlarged heart led to complications and now he needs a transplant. Merry Christmas!"
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 13:56:06 GMT -5
Ebeniezer Scrooge you are a brilliant businessman and a pioneer of finance! But I'm afraid I've got some bad news...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 14:15:09 GMT -5
"You might think you're buying those shoes for your mother who's about to go to Heaven, BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!!!!!!"
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Evil Homer
Hank Scorpio
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 20, 2014 14:21:25 GMT -5
" All of you wanting to watch the interview , Im afraid Ive got some bad news "
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 14:26:31 GMT -5
" Cogratulations Silas Barnaby, you're boogie men have stormed Toyland and Little Boe Peep is yours for the taking! But I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 20, 2014 14:47:56 GMT -5
Sorry Ralphie...but I'm afraid I've got some bad news...
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 20, 2014 15:05:52 GMT -5
"So you think EVERYONE in your family is on this plane that's headed to Paris? Well, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!"
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Dec 20, 2014 15:09:04 GMT -5
"Run, you think you're doing the right thing by mailing Santa's wallet back to him. An act of selfless generosity and compassion showing your moral compass is truly aligned with the spirit of the season. Now, as you make your way home to take a look under your tree, I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!"
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 20, 2014 15:10:57 GMT -5
"Howard, I see you're looking for that Turbo Man doll! But I'm afraid I've got some bad news...."
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 15:32:42 GMT -5
" Star Wars fans, rejoice! George Lucas has decided to create a television special for Christmas starring Luke, Han, Leia, and all the rest! But I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Dec 20, 2014 16:48:39 GMT -5
"So George Bailey, you think you're going to get out of Bedford Falls? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news!"
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 20, 2014 16:50:34 GMT -5
Well Rudolph, you have saved Christmas. You led Santa through an extremely foggy night, and you have earned the acceptance and respect of your peers.
But, I'm afraid I have some bad news. You are still a mutant freak with a nose that glows like a spotlight. Others will continue to label you and talk behind your back for the remainder of your life, and there is nothing you could ever do to change that. Merry Christmas you red nosed freak!
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 20, 2014 16:55:08 GMT -5
Clark Griswold, you think you're getting that well-deserved Christmas bonus? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
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Post by Injustice45 on Dec 20, 2014 16:59:54 GMT -5
"So, you want Guilty Gear Xrd for Christmas, eh? Well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news! Guilty Gear Xrd is sold out everywhere at the moment, so your parents got you WWE 2K15 instead! Enjoy the removed features! Merry Christmas!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 17:00:20 GMT -5
"So Charlie Brown, you think you've forever won the admiration of Lucy and all your other 'friends' this Christmas, gotten past the lousy tree dilemma and that all else will be well for you for the rest of your life?! Well I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD--"
"Please, you big Brit bitch. I've had my back broken at least 18 times trying to kick that football, get cock blocked regularly with that little red-haired girl, am still bald at age 8, have acquired the sexual attention of a lesbian apparently, command zero respect from my own baby sister, and am the owner of a dog that is more popular with these 'friends' than I ever will be. You think I can't handle more bad news? Well, I've got some for you, you limey ponce. You're overrated, will forever be injury-prone, will forever live in the shadow of William Regal, and will never ever ever ever EVER be more popular than Marcie, Freida, Rerun & Shermy combined.....much less me: Charlie.....f***ing.....Brown. Eat my ass, Wade."
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Boo!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Boo! on Dec 20, 2014 17:02:11 GMT -5
My school's nativity would have been made more entertaining if the first set of inn keepers could have said "So you want room for the night? Well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news!"
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 17:12:58 GMT -5
"You thought you were feeding the Mogwai BEFORE midnight? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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OzzyMandez
Mephisto
Layla's Legion Representin'
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Post by OzzyMandez on Dec 20, 2014 17:19:19 GMT -5
"You want the last Turbo Man? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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RPD88
Team Rocket
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Post by RPD88 on Dec 20, 2014 17:25:44 GMT -5
"King George the fifth you have provided a very hearty Christmas dinner and I'm sure everyone wants to hear your Christmas message, BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS....."
-Bad News Chair.
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