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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 20, 2014 21:24:40 GMT -5
"The Wizard of Oz": A young killer and her friends join forces with a powerful politician to kill two sisters.
"Lion King": Cheech Marin and Whoopi Goldberg star in this classic about talking animals.
"Office Space": Wheel chair bound hero creates world class invention after a financial windfall. His friends commit felonies with little to show for it.
Now you do better ones.
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Post by Cela on Dec 20, 2014 21:31:05 GMT -5
Iron Man: Wealthy industrialist killed by son of company founder who nearly drove it into the ground.
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Post by bibboid on Dec 21, 2014 0:54:54 GMT -5
Star Wars - A Teenager runs away from home, breaks a criminal out of jail and vandalizes a major government installation.
The Empire Strikes Back - A young man makes numerous bad decisions which leads to his friends' capture and his own severe injury.
Return of the Jedi - A young vigilante goes on a killing spree against all those wno have done him wrong. He does not stop until he has assassinated the head of the government and destroyed billions of credits worth of government property.
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Evil Homer
Hank Scorpio
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
Posts: 5,377
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 21, 2014 1:04:59 GMT -5
Spiderman 1: Mary Jane & Peter breakup, Villan ultimately kills himself Spiderman 2: Mary Jane & Peter breakup, Villan ultimately kills himself Spiderman 3: Mary Jane & Peter breakup, Villan ultimately kills himself
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 21, 2014 1:48:35 GMT -5
Home Alone: A prepubescent sociopath, who wishes he didn't have to spend the Holidays with his family, violently tortures two hapless burglars who attempt to break into his family's home.
Beauty and the Beast: A prince is cursed to look like a beast due to his cruel ways. This ill-tempered prince keeps a young woman imprisoned in his castle, which leads to an unlikely romance between captor and prisoner.
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
Posts: 11,088
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 21, 2014 1:59:23 GMT -5
Batman: An orphan kills a clown.
(Not my joke. I saw it somewhere.)
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
Posts: 38,900
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Post by fw91 on Dec 21, 2014 2:01:52 GMT -5
Gravity: Sandra Bullock cures insomnia by pushing buttons for 2.5 hours,
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 21, 2014 2:04:16 GMT -5
Gravity: Sandra Bullock cures insomnia by pushing buttons for 2.5 hours, It's actually only 83 minutes long not counting the end credits. To some people it does feel like it's much longer than that.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
Posts: 38,900
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Post by fw91 on Dec 21, 2014 2:10:38 GMT -5
Gravity: Sandra Bullock cures insomnia by pushing buttons for 2.5 hours, It's actually only 83 minutes long not counting the end credits. To some people it does feel like it's much longer than that. yep
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 21, 2014 5:17:00 GMT -5
Inception: A con man tricks a bunch of people into sleeping with him and hopes his wife doesn't find out.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 21, 2014 5:40:50 GMT -5
Taken: Liam Neeson finds Albanian kidnappers. Kills them.
Taken 2: Albanian kidnappers find Liam Neeson. He kills them too.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 21, 2014 10:10:51 GMT -5
Ghostbusters- Paranormal investigators cover a city street in white goop and get a major publicity boost from it.
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 16,306
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Post by RKTaker on Dec 21, 2014 11:02:11 GMT -5
homefront- where the homefront is barely defended and the unrelated game is better than the movie
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 21, 2014 11:12:20 GMT -5
Gremlins; a family doesnt follow the safety warnings and a microwave needed an extra heavy duty cleaning because of it.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,038
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 21, 2014 11:14:53 GMT -5
Labyrinth: David Bowie takes a baby to mack on a teenager.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,038
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 21, 2014 11:16:21 GMT -5
Fast Times At Ridgemont High: Phoebe Cates' Boobs and Judge Reinhold in a pirate costume.
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
Posts: 13,245
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Post by Gecko on Dec 21, 2014 11:32:54 GMT -5
Paranormal Activity: A couple buy a video camera and film themselves in bed.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 21, 2014 11:59:18 GMT -5
Road House - a documentary based in real time about the comings and goings of Patrick Swayze. Also Terry Funk shows up from time to time.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
Posts: 8,915
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Post by Fundertaker on Dec 21, 2014 12:02:01 GMT -5
Taken: Liam Neeson finds Albanian kidnappers. Kills them. Taken 2: Albanian kidnappers find Liam Neeson. He kills them too. Taken 3: Liam Neeson finds Liam Neeson. Albanian kidnappers are killed.
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Hulkshi Tanahashi
Crow T. Robot
Give me back my Doritos!
Posts: 46,919
Member is Online
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 21, 2014 12:08:08 GMT -5
Dirty Dancing: Dancing instructor has sex with the 17-year-old daughter of a well-respected doctor.
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