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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2014 13:29:17 GMT -5
New & Improved Fandango is hilarious. Its so obvious that they don't give a shit about him that the New & Improved moniker comes off sarcastic. Dat theme song tho. Very true. But even that sounds like "f*** you Alberto" situation.
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Post by PKO on Dec 21, 2014 13:41:01 GMT -5
How does Total Divas treat her? Do they acknowledge that she is awful at...well...everything?
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Dec 21, 2014 13:45:15 GMT -5
I go back and forth on the level of attraction I have to Rosa.
Somedays I think she looks pretty sexy but in a whore-ish kinda way and other days I think she looks like a transvestite....and in a whore-ish way.
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Post by Essential1 on Dec 21, 2014 13:54:23 GMT -5
She had the moves when she was with Primo and Epico.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 21, 2014 15:07:11 GMT -5
Fandango is doomed. The only thing he had going for him was the theme music, and they've changed it.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 21, 2014 19:40:40 GMT -5
There's a serious argument that Rosa is the most useless woman WWE has ever hired. She really, really runs it close I would go even farther than that and say that Rosa Mendes could be the most useless WWE signee in general. I honestly can't think of a single thing of note she's done, apart from failing at standing in place and getting her ass bared on WWE Main Event. And her "WRESTLE, FAIL, VALET, REPEAT" cycle has done more harm than good, claiming the careers of everyone she's managed, and putting a horrible match in the record books of every single woman she's wrestled. As for "The New and Improved" Fandango... I just don't know, man. Johnny Curtis started wrestling in 1999. He was officially signed to WWE in 2006. In those eight years, his highest achievement has been the FCW Tag-Team Championship. I can't even count winning NXT as an achievement, because he ended up back on NXT not a year after. And as much joy and entertainment he brought us all with Dirty Curty and BetaMax, he's lost everything that made Fandango spectacular (first Fandangirl, then Summer Rae, then Layla, and now the theme), and in it's place he's gained a palette swapped Robert Garcia cosplay and the single least talented, least charismatic, and most average-looking Diva in WWE history as a valet. Ifeel like Byron Saxton's words have to be ringing in his ears right now: "Is this it? Am I done?"
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Post by KobashiChop on Dec 21, 2014 19:43:43 GMT -5
Total Divas ruined any chance of Rosa being attractive. She is just a train wreck. I want to just hug her and tell her it will all be ok rather than go out with her. Major Woobie.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 21, 2014 20:08:34 GMT -5
Has WWE had more weird race issues recently, or are people noticing it more.
Like, it's not exactly outright racist here, but it's mostly cultural appropriation. This might go off into a different topic, but I remember listening to the Art of Wrestling with Arya Daivari, and one thing he brought up and probably didn't think of it as racist, was that one reason WWE didn't hire him was because they didn't have a middle eastern gimmick that they wanted to do. And that was a bit messed up, because Arya was complimented for his ability, he knows how to wrestle on TV, and to be honest, I think if GFW gets off the ground, Jeff Jarrett is probably gonna use him on his roster. But that is a really racist issue because there's a good chance that had Arya Daivari not been of middle eastern decent, maybe they would have hired him (though granted, they could have just told him that because they didn't think we're not interested was nice enough).
The reason I bring this up and cultural appropriation, is we have a white guy pretty much doing a gimmick that would probably better suited for someone who was hispanic, and potentially get that hispanic person a job, despite the fact that wouldn't you know who won the pony, another hispanic stereotype. But, if they're going to do a stereotype, at least the guy would be employed. So like, it's kind of a double edged sword. I guess maybe it's also my issue with ridiculous gimmicks that mean a guy is going straight to the bottom as I think this current incarnation of Fandango is worse then the one before.
Also, on a more general topic, Rosa Mendes is the worst.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 21, 2014 20:20:58 GMT -5
Well, so much for this thread. Thanks guys, I'll see you all in my next thread. It will be about how Luke Harper should be doing a Berzerker gimmick.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 21, 2014 20:23:38 GMT -5
There's a serious argument that Rosa is the most useless woman WWE has ever hired. She really, really runs it close Eva Marie Joy Giovanni
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 21, 2014 20:41:59 GMT -5
There's a serious argument that Rosa is the most useless woman WWE has ever hired. She really, really runs it close Eva Marie Joy Giovanni Don't forget Muffy and the girl who came out with Jimmy Wang Yang.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 21, 2014 21:25:44 GMT -5
There's a serious argument that Rosa is the most useless woman WWE has ever hired. She really, really runs it close Eva Marie Joy Giovanni Joy Giovanni was gorgeous,though. Rosa Mendes is basic as hell.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 21, 2014 21:31:24 GMT -5
Why the hell isn't Fandango taking inspiration from Don?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 21, 2014 21:33:35 GMT -5
Joy Giovanni was gorgeous,though. Rosa Mendes is basic as hell. Joy Giovanni was gorgeous was gonna be verbatim my response as well. Good grief that woman was/is attractive.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 22, 2014 0:34:48 GMT -5
There's a serious argument that Rosa is the most useless woman WWE has ever hired. She really, really runs it close Eva Marie Joy Giovanni I think Eva deserves a chance to improve and she at least has a unique look. Joy wasn't really around long enough to judge. Rosa has, what, six years and still can't do anything?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 22, 2014 0:42:34 GMT -5
There's a serious argument that Rosa is the most useless woman WWE has ever hired. She really, really runs it close Eva Marie Joy Giovanni Neither has botched STANDING STILL
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Post by Some Guy on Dec 22, 2014 9:26:40 GMT -5
Very true. But even that sounds like "f*** you Alberto" situation. Did someone say Alberto?
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 22, 2014 10:10:23 GMT -5
There's a serious argument that Rosa is the most useless woman WWE has ever hired. She really, really runs it close Eva Marie Joy Giovanni Eva Marie hasn't been around as long. That's the thing about Rosa. I've said it before but she is the worst performer in the 60+ year history of the company, due to how she's never improved, done anything of note, done anything well and the amount of time she's been in WWE.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 10:19:28 GMT -5
Joy Giovanni was gorgeous,though. Rosa Mendes is basic as hell. Joy Giovanni was gorgeous was gonna be verbatim my response as well. Good grief that woman was/is attractive. Which is why Joy wasn't useless. She was hired to be eye candy. She succeeded in that role because every time she's brought up, her looks come into the discussion. The same can be said of Eva Marie (also, in what limited capacity she's wrestled, Eva has demonstrated more competence than Rosa). Rosa can't work matches. She can't do promos or interviews. I'd say she's average-looking except I think most normal women are far and away more attractive than she is. I'd be tempted to say she can at least do reality TV, but anyone can do reality TV.
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Post by Abdullah on Dec 22, 2014 10:57:15 GMT -5
I'm waiting for Fandango's partner to be a guy.
They'll have to get to that point eventually, right?
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