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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 22, 2014 17:38:44 GMT -5
Not like anyone's ever gonna see me enter. By the time we return from break, I'll be already in the ring with my music playing. That's because you're a millennial who's not reaching for the brass ring
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
Posts: 13,246
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Post by Gecko on Dec 22, 2014 18:01:42 GMT -5
I got lost somewhere backstage (Divas locker room?) and got counted out.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 22, 2014 19:06:40 GMT -5
I've thought about what kind of ring entrance I'd use and here's what I'd do if it was up to me:
-"Ashes to Ashes" by Faith No More blares over the P.A. system.
-I do not breach the curtain to reveal myself to the crowd until the first chorus of the song.
-When I do reveal myself, I walk out backwards wearing a denim jacket with a patch on the back recreating the panel from The Watchmen of the newscaster announcing the birth of Dr. Manhattan by saying "The Superman exists, and he's American." After a brief pause I turn around and point to an American flag patch above my jacket's left breast pocket. Thus very arrogantly (and very heelishly) implying that I am said American Superman.
-On my way to the ring I give the entire arena full of people the cold shoulder as if I'm above them (because I am!).
-Finally, upon reaching the ring I stare right through my opponent while standing on the ring apron before entering.
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Dec 22, 2014 19:18:59 GMT -5
Lana comes out first and cuts an anti-american promo then introduces me
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 22, 2014 21:35:21 GMT -5
I'd be shaking so many hands and high-fiving, my theme would probably be "Girls in Cars"
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 22, 2014 22:19:25 GMT -5
I'd be coming to the ring with Toxic916 and our theme would be "We're Not The Mounties!!"
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 23, 2014 4:15:13 GMT -5
I wouldn't shake any hands, but I would give stiff knife-edge chops to babies to imbue them with my fighting spirit and ensure they grow up to be good, upstanding human beings. Then, if the parents got angry I just gave a stiff knife-edge chop to their infant, I would point them out and yell "YOU HAVE NO SPIRIT!" and get the crowd to boo their lack of spirit.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 23, 2014 6:22:01 GMT -5
Yelling obscenities at babies. Chuck Taylor, is that you?
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mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 23, 2014 6:31:56 GMT -5
Im a germaphobe so not high fiving anyone. I would be a heel anyway
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 23, 2014 6:34:29 GMT -5
I stopped to hit the stunt granny...
Umm there was a stunt granny right?
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 23, 2014 7:06:19 GMT -5
I would come out dressed in black leather and studs with all the swagger of Ian Astbury in the Fire Woman video, with Type O Negitive's Black Number 1 blairing over the PA. While i'm still on the ramp i'll cover myself in fire ants and pig's blood. Lets see who wants to shake my hand then!
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