suave
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Post by suave on Dec 22, 2014 19:33:13 GMT -5
So I'm gonna buy my girlfriend something for Christmas, but idk what. I want it to be nice, but not too expensive or sentimental b/c we've been dating for like two weeks. Help me out, FAN. Ideas?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 19:41:52 GMT -5
Box of condoms.
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 22, 2014 19:47:11 GMT -5
Kind of tough since it's only been two weeks. You could always go with body spray/lotion/bubble bath/candles. Just an idea.
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Post by Ken: The Hero of WWE on Dec 22, 2014 19:52:14 GMT -5
Go with my go to gift, cocaine.
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 22, 2014 20:01:50 GMT -5
2 weeks huh, fly her and yourself, 1st class, to a month long vacation to Paris and stay at a 5 star hotel. What's the worst that could happen?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 20:05:55 GMT -5
What are her interests?
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Post by Martin: #TeamBella Treasurer on Dec 22, 2014 20:30:05 GMT -5
Maybe just organise a fun day out or a dinner?
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 22, 2014 20:34:44 GMT -5
Tattoo, definitely a tattoo.
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Post by Martin: #TeamBella Treasurer on Dec 22, 2014 20:35:57 GMT -5
2 weeks huh, fly her and yourself, 1st class, to a month long vacation to Paris and stay at a 5 star hotel. What's the worst that could happen? Would win me over!
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 22, 2014 20:38:37 GMT -5
Something like wine, chocolates, or bubblebath as has been suggested, could be good. It's a pretty low-risk gift.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 22, 2014 20:43:54 GMT -5
Or you found do what my dad does to me every year: give her some t shirts with sayings like "People like you are why people like me need medication" on them
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 22, 2014 21:33:13 GMT -5
Kind of tough since it's only been two weeks. You could always go with body spray/lotion/bubble bath/candles. Just an idea. Bath and Body Works. They have gift sets for around $20/25. There u go!
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 22, 2014 22:59:00 GMT -5
Yeah I'd play it safe and go for a bubble bath/shower set. Always needed, they're cheap and people seem to like them.
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 23, 2014 0:54:15 GMT -5
Kind of tough since it's only been two weeks. You could always go with body spray/lotion/bubble bath/candles. Just an idea. Bath and Body Works. They have gift sets for around $20/25. There u go! We bought a lotion/shower gel set, & a body spray set earlier tonight at Kohl's for 60% off.
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Post by Duke Delicious on Dec 23, 2014 1:53:32 GMT -5
IHOP Gift Card
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 23, 2014 2:06:54 GMT -5
Your dick in a box.
Or my dick in a box. If you pay for my travel expenses, we can make this happen!
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Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 23, 2014 2:12:50 GMT -5
Son, you better get that girl some Michael Kors.
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 23, 2014 6:46:33 GMT -5
Carton of cigarettes. Just hand it to her and say "Ey, smoke up [whatever their name is.]"
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 23, 2014 12:00:37 GMT -5
cant go wrong with lube
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 23, 2014 12:04:53 GMT -5
Amateur move man! Everyone knows that you wait until after the major holidays to get into a relationship. Then you save money! Seriously though, just get her some sort of shampoo etc set. Just hope she doesn't think you're implying she smells!
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