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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 24, 2014 12:38:38 GMT -5
Joe as Santa-you all know why. Rockstsr Spud as an elf Havok as the abominable snow(wo)man. Ethan Carter III as the money grubbing toy company executive Any other suggestions?
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Post by Citizen Snips on Dec 24, 2014 13:09:17 GMT -5
It could be a crossover with the Doctor Who Christmas special. Dixie Carter tries to borrow the TARDIS to go back and never sign Hulk Hogan.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 13:17:58 GMT -5
It could be a crossover with the Doctor Who Christmas special. Dixie Carter tries to borrow the TARDIS to go back and never allow Hulk Hogan to leave. Fixed for Dixieism.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 24, 2014 14:15:29 GMT -5
It could be a crossover with the Doctor Who Christmas special. Dixie Carter tries to borrow the TARDIS to go back and never sign Hulk Hogan. But we still get the four sided ring.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 24, 2014 14:20:17 GMT -5
And in the Impact Zone they say, TNA's bounced checks grew three sizes that day.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 24, 2014 15:04:23 GMT -5
Everyone would gather around the barbed wire Christmas Tree and recieve gifts from Dixie, half of which would be pink slips.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 15:12:39 GMT -5
Kurt Angle climbs up to put the star atop the tree but moonsaults off of it instead.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 16:08:00 GMT -5
The elves would turn on Santa and join up with a biker gang that hates Christmas. They would dominate TNA despite losing every match, and eventually the biker gang would decided to love Christmas and turn in face, while at the same time Santa turns heel and joins up with the elves who turned heel by attacking him in the first place. It's revealed that Santa was really Brother Devon the entire time, despite Santa being a fat white guy in every previous segment. This goes on for a year before each elf and Santa are written off and the biker gang disbands with no real explanation.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 24, 2014 16:35:02 GMT -5
Kurt Angle climbs up to put the star atop the tree but moonsaults off of it instead. I delivered your presents with a broken freakin neck!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 24, 2014 16:41:06 GMT -5
Everyone would gather around the barbed wire Christmas Tree and recieve gifts from Dixie, half of which would be pink slips. The other half will be IOUs for the staff.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 23:55:05 GMT -5
Swerve, it takes place on Valentine's Day. And they pretaped it around Columbus Day.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 26, 2014 7:35:32 GMT -5
Abyss farts on a snare drum as Dixie nods her approval... for 2 hours
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 26, 2014 8:04:42 GMT -5
TNA brings in Colt Cabana, Barry Horowitz, and Chasyn Rance as the Jew Live Crew. They proceed to lose a handicap match to Gunner who is dressed as Jesus.
The first ever Mistletoe on a Pole match between Spud and EC3.
The running theme of the show is A Christmas Carol starring Dixie Carter. The Ghost of Christmas Past is Double J. The Ghost of Christmas Present is Janice Carter. The Ghost of Christmas Future is Vince Russo.
The Knockouts and X Division guys will be going out into the crowd asking for donations and can goods for themselves.
Tyrus is dressed as Santa Claus and Austin Aries as an elf.
Jeff Hardy is dressed as Frosty the Snowman. Matt Hardy as Hermie the Elf.
Kurt Angle hits the eggnog too hard and spends the rest of the show loudly singing Christmas songs while naked. He soon proclaims himself God before moonsault off Samoa Joe's back.
James Storm and the Revolution reenact the Pagan tradition that Christmas sprung from. The GAY COMMUNITY?! tunes in record numbers.
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 26, 2014 8:29:18 GMT -5
If TNA made a Christmas special, it would be the first Christmas special where the heroes don't save Christmas and the villains who tried to ruin it get away with it and receive no issues for ruining Christmas for the world.
...wait, did TNA run real life Christmas with XBL and PSN?
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 26, 2014 8:53:02 GMT -5
TNA brings in Colt Cabana, Barry Horowitz, and Chasyn Rance as the Jew Live Crew. They proceed to lose a handicap match to Gunner who is dressed as Jesus. The first ever Mistletoe on a Pole match between Spud and EC3. The running theme of the show is A Christmas Carol starring Dixie Carter. The Ghost of Christmas Past is Double J. The Ghost of Christmas Present is Janice Carter. The Ghost of Christmas Future is Vince Russo. The Knockouts and X Division guys will be going out into the crowd asking for donations and can goods for themselves. Tyrus is dressed as Santa Claus and Austin Aries as an elf. Jeff Hardy is dressed as Frosty the Snowman. Matt Hardy as Hermie the Elf. Kurt Angle hits the eggnog too hard and spends the rest of the show loudly singing Christmas songs while naked. He soon proclaims himself God before moonsault off Samoa Joe's back. James Storm and the Revolution reenact the Pagan tradition that Christmas sprung from. The GAY COMMUNITY?! tunes in record numbers. You sure that would be snow Jeff Hardy would be covered in?
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Dec 27, 2014 7:38:03 GMT -5
Dixie would be driving off in a car only for her to open up her Secret Santa gift, which is a booking sheet that she had scribbled Vince Russo's face on. The note beside it says "Never give up."
Dixie returns to the Pyro and Ballyhoo Xmas party, kisses Vince Russo and they leave together.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 17:13:56 GMT -5
It'll be the TV equivalent of The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was.
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Post by Main Eventer on Dec 29, 2014 18:10:07 GMT -5
It becomes Its a Wonderful Life, with Dixie wondering what TNA would be like without her, she finds out that TNA is a profitable wrestling company still on Spike that is loved by everybody. Dixie then wishes to be brought back to life because "TNA needs guys like Hulk Hogan."
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Dec 29, 2014 18:42:27 GMT -5
Dixie Carter as Scrooge Rockstar Spud as Tiny Tim Cheex as the Ghost of TNA Past Crazy Steve as the Ghost of TNA Present Derek Mayall (formerly known as Erick Rowan in WWE) as the Ghost of TNA future
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