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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 23:58:57 GMT -5
It's the last Impact of the year and the last one on Spike TV. It's a clip show and it's at midnight. Come watch with anticipation for Dixie going through a table to be #1. Or don't. I mean, shit, it's Christmas. Go do anything else.
#10 - Sting vs. Kurt Angle, Impact February 19, 2009 #9 - Full Metal Mayhem, Impact October 8, 2014 #8 - Taryn Terrell vs. Gail Kim, Slammiversary 2013 #7 - Hulk Hogan Debut, Impact January 4, 2010 #6 - AJ Styles vs. Magnus, Impact January 9, 2014 #5 - Bully Ray & Brooke Hogan's Wedding, Impact January 17, 2013 #4 - Bobby Roode vs. James Storm, Impact November 3, 2011 #3 - Samoa Joe vs. AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels, Unbreakable 2005 #2 - Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderson, Bound for Glory 2010 #1 - Dixie Carter goes through a table
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2014 0:01:24 GMT -5
It even had a Cops pre-show. I watched the first ever Impact on Spike, I'll watch the last.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2014 0:01:37 GMT -5
What the f*** did Hemme do to her face?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 0:02:47 GMT -5
#10 - Sting vs. Kurt Angle, Impact February 19, 2009.
Empty Arena matches are dumb as hell.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2014 0:02:47 GMT -5
Stinger vs Angle in an Empty Arena Match is the #10 greatest TNA moment of all time. I love the shit they yell at each other. "KURT ANGLE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 25, 2014 0:03:50 GMT -5
And out first moment is more or less the "Impact crowd leaves" GIF.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 0:04:58 GMT -5
And out first moment is more or less the "Impact crowd leaves" GIF. One can only hope the entirety of the top ten is made up of moments that have become classic gifs.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 25, 2014 0:05:17 GMT -5
YOO SUNOFABICCH
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2014 0:06:41 GMT -5
Angle: I'm gonna end your career you stupid son of a bitch! *Sting turns the tables* Angle: Please don't! I'm sorry! *Sting hesitates* Angle: Hit me bitch!
It's like he turned face and then heel on Sting in two minutes.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 0:08:04 GMT -5
"Don't do it Sting"
What Kurt Angle yelled on this Impact, or what all of Sting's friends told him before he released his last solo album? You decide.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 0:08:49 GMT -5
Oh good, what senselessly dangerous match will be up next?
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2014 0:13:46 GMT -5
I still think was a needlessly spot-filled match to give away on free TV. Or I would if TNA did PPVs worth a f***.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 0:14:00 GMT -5
#9 - Full Metal Mayhem, Impact October 8, 2014
Watch adults do stupidly dangerous things for little reward.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2014 0:15:14 GMT -5
Bully Ray is the 3rd most in shape dude in this match. I dunno if that's a compliment to him or an insult to everyone that's not one of the Wolves.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 0:17:34 GMT -5
Devon's uncontrollable shaking after a big spot? Either he's hurt or it's EVERY GODDAMN DEVON MATCH THERE EVER WAS
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2014 0:18:09 GMT -5
Devon's uncontrollable shaking after a big spot? Either he's hurt or it's EVERY GODDAMN DEVON MATCH THERE EVER WAS That's how Devon sells stubbing his toe.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2014 0:19:41 GMT -5
Tenay: He's got one title down! He's halfway there! Taz: Ya gotta get both!
What happens if say the Wolves get one of the titles and the Bully Ray grabs the other? Do both teams share the titles?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 0:21:23 GMT -5
Tenay: He's got one title down! He's halfway there! Taz: Ya gotta get both! What happens if say the Wolves get one of the titles and the Bully Ray grabs the other? Do both teams share the titles? In TNA? They'd probably be declared vacant and then the Hardys would win them even though they weren't one of the two teams to grab a title.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2014 0:22:00 GMT -5
Tenay: He's got one title down! He's halfway there! Taz: Ya gotta get both! What happens if say the Wolves get one of the titles and the Bully Ray grabs the other? Do both teams share the titles? In TNA? They'd probably be declared vacant and then the Hardys would win them even though they weren't one of the two teams to grab a title. Somehow, by the end of the night, Abyss and Eric Young would end up with them.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 25, 2014 0:22:59 GMT -5
Tenay: He's got one title down! He's halfway there! Taz: Ya gotta get both! What happens if say the Wolves get one of the titles and the Bully Ray grabs the other? Do both teams share the titles? I always wanted that to happen in WWE. Make the guys team up, giving us teams like Matt Hardy and Christian, Edge and Jeff Hardy, Devon and Matt, Bubba Ray and Edge (really hoped for this team) and so on. Just stretch this series out for months while they try and set it right only for a fourth team to sneak in and take the belts.
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