krozor
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Post by krozor on Dec 28, 2014 18:53:43 GMT -5
If he loses his hair, the commentators should sell it as though the world has literally ended. Tributes paid throughout the night, encouraging fans to send cards and letters of condolence, and a message from the pope calling for the people of the world to unite in this time of grief. The commentary team should be so upset by it that they actually rush the ring, trying to stop the heel and his cronies from cutting Reigns' hair to no avail. First Cole, who gets taken out right away. Then Lawler, who fights off the heels for a second and gets taken out. Then finally JBL decides he can't stand it either and he runs into the ring and starts hitting lariats on all the heels, but they overwhelm him. Finally, the face locker room empties in an attempt to save Roman's hair, but somebody makes a Big Show-like turn and helps the heels hold them off, and the final thing we see on the night is a silent shot of Roman's shorn hair on the mat as the copyright notice comes up.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 18:55:46 GMT -5
Michael Cole: This is the worse day in Bret Hart's life.
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Post by Ashy Larry on Dec 28, 2014 19:04:59 GMT -5
As long as he isn't scalped to the point of little hair growing back like Raven. Whatever they do, do not let them use sheep shears.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 28, 2014 20:50:38 GMT -5
Only if he becomes the worst actor in the world like Marcus Louis when he lost his. I miss Marcus' hair. . Whose brilliant idea was it to make such a good looking guy into a "freakshow" character?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 29, 2014 2:22:07 GMT -5
I'd rather chop off Dolph Ziggler's hair, and then eat it with some tomato sauce.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 10:17:32 GMT -5
As long as it's done by a diva, he gets his eyes punched into blindness, and then tears the WM31 arena down around him.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 29, 2014 10:21:25 GMT -5
Will short hair ruin the Jungle Man gimmick?
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 29, 2014 10:24:51 GMT -5
Will short hair ruin the Jungle Man gimmick? It didn't affect this guy.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Dec 29, 2014 10:28:48 GMT -5
I don't really get the Reigns has luxurious hair thing. It looks wet and stringy. It's like saying Rhyno or Scott Hall has luxurious hair.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 29, 2014 11:21:35 GMT -5
I don't really get the Reigns has luxurious hair thing. It looks wet and stringy. It's like saying Rhyno or Scott Hall has luxurious hair. Hey mang...don't talk about the luxurious locks of da Bad Guy like that.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 29, 2014 15:27:09 GMT -5
I would cry a thousand tears because the World just got a little bit colder. I seen Roman's hair in person and it's majestic. Like if the finest, silken Asian hair did a fusion dance with Soul Glo. If you going to do a heel cuts face's hair angle, go all out. I want to see the heel completely shave his head and make a wig of said hair. Then he goes around wearing it to mock Roman. After he takes Roman's hair, next up is Bryan, and now the guy has his head covered. Soon, the roster flees at the sight of him as he takes more and more hair, his outfit becoming Wookie-like as he becomes a hair hoarding monster. "I like your poetry." "I like what you do to babies." "HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY HAIR SUIT!"
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