percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Dec 28, 2014 1:45:11 GMT -5
Start wearing one of Macho Man's old hats.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 28, 2014 7:27:38 GMT -5
a live action Herculoids movie with him as Zandor.
a jungle man in space, it's the role he was born to play!
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 28, 2014 7:34:00 GMT -5
Get a time machine that can make us all six years old again before we grew up and became cynical.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Dec 28, 2014 8:59:57 GMT -5
Give him another year to develop and work his way through the midcard and find his feet as a solo performer, having back and forth feuds with people who can make him look like a star before he's pushed to the moon.
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Boo!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Boo! on Dec 28, 2014 9:07:59 GMT -5
Have him improve his creativity by stating what feels like the 400th 'list things' thread here of the past week
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
Posts: 6,637
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 29, 2014 0:24:51 GMT -5
Keep him far away from the world title picture
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 1:39:54 GMT -5
Get him off my television screen.
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Post by Clawley Race on Dec 29, 2014 1:45:41 GMT -5
Give him the Matt Hardy v2.0 type intro, with all the facts being directed to the IWC.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 29, 2014 1:57:01 GMT -5
Give him another year to develop and work his way through the midcard and find his feet as a solo performer, having back and forth feuds with people who can make him look like a star before he's pushed to the moon. Give him the Intercontinental title and let him go on a tear with it. |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 29, 2014 5:57:59 GMT -5
You want people to say "loincloth" 101 times?
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Venti
Unicron
Posts: 2,993
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Post by Venti on Dec 29, 2014 6:00:27 GMT -5
Make him look strong.
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 29, 2014 10:51:56 GMT -5
Have him refer to his fans as "Centurions"! Catch phrase: POWER X-TREME!! |
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Dec 29, 2014 11:00:19 GMT -5
32). Replace Roman Reigns with Dean Ambrose and Seth Rolllins on alternate weeks.
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Dec 29, 2014 11:07:11 GMT -5
Get a time machine that can make us all six years old again before we grew up and became cynical. I don't understand how that works. Age doesn't change the fact that you're not going to accept every superstar that gets shoved in your face. Even as a child watching the WWE, there were plenty of superstars I just didn't like. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 29, 2014 11:08:21 GMT -5
more people believe that.
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Post by Kay Faban on Dec 29, 2014 11:11:54 GMT -5
Do something to make him less over so all the mouth breathers will be justified in their hate.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Dec 29, 2014 11:18:06 GMT -5
Add a siren to his theme, align him nonsensically with Paul Heyman and proceed to job him out for the next six months.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 29, 2014 11:23:27 GMT -5
Stop with the insults towards people with differing opinions. |
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 29, 2014 11:41:41 GMT -5
Get a time machine that can make us all six years old again before we grew up and became cynical. I don't understand how that works. Age doesn't change the fact that you're not going to accept every superstar that gets shoved in your face. Even as a child watching the WWE, there were plenty of superstars I just didn't like. Even then, as a kid, you still cheered the most popular guys. You hated heels, you cheered babyfaces. If you say "when I was six, I only cheered technical wizards and X-Division guys and I was still cheering all the heels who had good workratez!"...no. No you weren't. You were a Hulkamaniac growing up and if you say otherwise you're a goddamned liar. Just like the little kids of this era are John Cena fans until they turn 13, get to use the Internet without problem, and turn on Cena because that way they look cool to the people on these sites, and why people want to turn on the "next" one before they become the next one. |
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Dec 29, 2014 11:54:24 GMT -5
I don't understand how that works. Age doesn't change the fact that you're not going to accept every superstar that gets shoved in your face. Even as a child watching the WWE, there were plenty of superstars I just didn't like. Even then, as a kid, you still cheered the most popular guys. You hated heels, you cheered babyfaces. If you say "when I was six, I only cheered technical wizards and X-Division guys and I was still cheering all the heels who had good workratez!"...no. No you weren't. You were a Hulkamaniac growing up and if you say otherwise you're a goddamned liar. Just like the little kids of this era are John Cena fans until they turn 13, get to use the Internet without problem, and turn on Cena because that way they look cool to the people on these sites, and why people want to turn on the "next" one before they become the next one. Apparently you know more about my childhood than me. I actually didn't even watch wrestling when I was 6. And I hated Hulkamania. The only time I ever found Hulk interesting was when he was in the NWO. And no, I didn't always cheer the faces and boo the heels. Amazingly enough I was actually able to think for myself, and cheered and booed who I wanted. And my favorite wrestlers as a child were Benoit, Angle, and Eddie, so yeah, I kind of did like the technical wrestlers and the cruiserweights. Nothing wrong with liking workrate. What's really strange is hating a wrestler simply because he has it. |
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