mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 27, 2014 20:49:35 GMT -5
So you're in a bar, and you notice Rusev and Ryback are there (they'd be kinda hard to miss). You notice there is real tension between the two, and suddenly they're taking it outside to the car park and fighting for real.
Who's your money on?
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Dec 27, 2014 20:51:09 GMT -5
I think by the end of the brawl... they'd be best friends.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 27, 2014 20:54:07 GMT -5
I think by the end of the brawl... they'd be best friends. But who helps who up? |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 27, 2014 20:54:33 GMT -5
Well, Rusev's a former Olympic power lifter and rower, and he has Muay Thai training supposedly. So I feel he has quite the advantage over da big guy.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 20:58:27 GMT -5
Rusev would bail on the fight, Ryback's music would play on the jukebox.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 27, 2014 21:20:12 GMT -5
Rusev. I don't think Ryback is built for anything other than glamour. I could be wrong, but he just doesn't seem like he has functional size. I'm sure he'd whip my ass, but someone like Rusev would likely destroy him.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Dec 27, 2014 21:27:36 GMT -5
5000 rubles on Rusev.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 27, 2014 21:42:47 GMT -5
I'm not familiar with Rusev's background, but seeing him grapple on the ground and move around in the ring, it definitely looks like he's got a legit background. I think if I had to pick one to be my back-up at a bar, I'd go with Rusev. Ryback would be the one I'd rather order a pitcher of beer and have a laugh with.
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Post by CeilingFan on Dec 27, 2014 21:46:03 GMT -5
I would beat both of them up..........Why is everybody laughing?
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Dec 27, 2014 21:47:11 GMT -5
Rusev...crush.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 21:48:18 GMT -5
Are you telling me they aren't really fighting on TV?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 21:51:42 GMT -5
You've gotta go Rusev.
He's stupid thick. That ain't lifting.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 27, 2014 22:05:50 GMT -5
I'm not familiar with Rusev's background, but seeing him grapple on the ground and move around in the ring, it definitely looks like he's got a legit background. I think if I had to pick one to be my back-up at a bar, I'd go with Rusev. Ryback would be the one I'd rather order a pitcher of beer and have a laugh with. After an injury early in his wrestling training, he apparently went to Thailand to get Muay Thai training, maybe as some attempt to prevent it in the future, I don't know the rationale, but yeah, he's legit seemingly enough. Ryback is a very strong guy, but not to take anything away from him, I think Rusev would cream him. Then again, that's probably what would happen if he fought most guys on the roster, so it's not a knock on Ryback and more just that Rusev's a pretty tough motherf***er, I'd imagine. In an eating contest, though, Ryback would probably beat most guys on the roster, he's a freak of nature there. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 22:06:02 GMT -5
Both are cool, but Rusev used to be a rower so I figure he's got that ridiculous upper body strength and endurance. I give it to him.
On a side note he sure as hell doesn't look 30.
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Post by EyeofTyr on Dec 27, 2014 22:22:38 GMT -5
Rusev's got it in my book. He'd pop him like a balloon.
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Post by Raskovnik on Dec 27, 2014 22:24:27 GMT -5
Rusev is not someone I'd want to f*** with at all. It seems like it's just not worth it. On the other hand Ryback is huge but I wouldn't really be intimidated by him.
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Post by crabbymelt on Dec 27, 2014 22:28:30 GMT -5
I imagine the bar brawl would be something like this:
Ryback: Hey, you dare bump into the big guy?
Rusev: Rusev, kick asska!
*cartoon cloud forms in the middle of the bar*
Ryback: Ah, I love you man! Let's get a few beers and sing karaoke!
Rusev: Rusev, drunk-ka!
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Dec 27, 2014 22:36:18 GMT -5
I didn't even know Rusev was a rower and now everyone is like "the guy was a rower" "he was a rower!!" News to me.
But yeah, Rusev would waste Ryback. Rusev crush.
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Post by Derk! on Dec 27, 2014 22:39:13 GMT -5
While I wouldn't want to mess with either guy. Rusev comes off as the quiet guy you just don't piss off. My money would be on him.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Dec 28, 2014 3:39:42 GMT -5
While I wouldn't want to mess with either guy. Rusev comes off as the quiet guy you just don't piss off. My money would be on him. Rusev's got the kind of body gladiators use to have in the day. Super thick, blocky bodies. Ryback is jacked up, gym muscle. Rusev looks like he's got impressive cardio too. With guys like Punk and Del Rio jumping to MMA it wouldn't surprise me that either of these guys are legit tough fighters but Rusev seems more suited to real life fight success. Even though he played such a perfect bully, Ryan Reeves seems like too much of a chill, fun dude to be a serious ass kicker too. |
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