Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Dec 30, 2014 0:16:38 GMT -5
"Has won the Royal Rumble, and is going to Wrestlemania!!!"
Where he will defeat Brock Lesnar for the title, and for the next 4 months, will tell Stepahnie to "believe dat, babygirl", before she books him in consecutive PPV matches against "Oh my, The demon Kane" in a one on on match, cage match, ladder match, and hell in a cell match before reigniting his feud with the 7 foot tall, 500 lb worlds largest athlete, The Big Show for the following PPV's.
Bryan will be playing Tyson to Brie's Nattie as she defends the divas title against Alicia Fox.
Post by Magic Strowman on Dec 30, 2014 0:25:07 GMT -5
Somebody needs to take Roman's fruity booty ass to 110th street in Harlem.
No pictures, no gimmicks
Magic's list of people he's f***ing with rn: John Cena (Da God) Roman Reigns (WWE may not know how to book him but I would still dap up The Big Dawg) Handsome Rusev (Strap him up, WWE) Charlotte (The Queen) Andrade Almas (Swagger for days) Jay Lethal (you tripping if you thought I wouldn't include a brother that's killing the game on this list) Hiroshi Tanahashi (Da God of NJPW) Kazuchika Okada (This boy is too nice)
Post by StuntGranny® on Dec 30, 2014 12:58:47 GMT -5
If he actually does win the Royal Rumble like it looks like he will, I hope they're ready for history to repeat itself. There's absolutely no way he isn't shit on like Batista was if he wins, not with Bryan now in the Rumble. Like I said in the Raw thread, even if Bryan doesn't come back, there was still an excellent chance of that happening in Philadelphia.
The guy isn't ready and Bryan coming back to win the Rumble so they can set up the 'Davey vs. Goliath' match at WM 31 is infinitely more interesting (Or at least in my opinion it is). So with that being said, yes, Roman is definitely winning and becoming our new sports entertainment overlord.
I am 100% percent approving of a Reigns Rumble win and Wrestlemania main event victory, simply due to the fact that it isn't Cena AGAIN.
Cena's only won once in the main event of WrestleMania in the past seven years. And even then I'd kind of prefer Cena over Reigns at this point in time because at least Cena can cut a promo and can have a good match.
How devastated will people be on here if Roman wins the Rumble and the crowd is just ecstatic about it?
Yes, yes, just like how in over the course of that boring ass match with Rollins they went from popping for Reigns in his entrance and booing Rollins to sitting on their hands for most of it to booing whenever Reigns would get offense and cheering when Rollins hit big moves.
Post by cabbageboy on Dec 30, 2014 15:30:27 GMT -5
After last night if they are still hell bent on a Reigns WM push then they deserve anything that happens. The guy had a crappy match with Seth Rollins, which in the year 2014 I didn't think was humanly possible. Think about it. Has Rollins had a single bad match all year? I don't mean badly booked like the Cena TLC match, but a bad match. I don't think even WWE would watch that match last night, watch the Bryan promo, and then think Lesnar/Reigns is any sort of decent idea to main event WM.
Lesnar/Reigns at WM. Let it sink in. Lesnar is gone anyway and won't try to carry it. Neither guy can cut a promo, so any interest in the match is 100% on Heyman's shoulders. It occurs to me that Reigns is being weirdly booked in his matches, having to sell way too much when he should be dominating. If he faces Rollins that match should be him beating the crap out of Seth with Rollins bumping and selling like a maniac, not Rollins controlling the match with a bunch of headlocks and boring stuff.
Post by Paul E. Funk on Dec 30, 2014 16:03:21 GMT -5
Following last years Mania I said I'd be happy with Lesnar breaking the streak IF he lost the belt to Bryan at WM31. My only problem with that was that Bryan was just put over huge by Evolution, I didn't think there would be cause for it after he closed Mania with the title victory. It would only be worth doing if Bryan did next to nothing for the rest of the year....
Selfishly, if this is Brock's farewell then I really need to see Brock/Bryan or else I fear that the mental still image I have in my head of Bryan hitting Brock with those knees will join Austin responding to Hogans fingerpoint with the bird and HBK moonsaulting Eddie on the shelf of dream matches that are never to be.