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Post by lowlystockboy on Dec 30, 2014 12:54:07 GMT -5
1. Anytime someone I'm talking to says, "What about me?" in any conversation, I immediately respond with "What about Raven?".
2. Anytime I see someone eating Jack Links Beef Jerky, I tempted to say "Macho Man would not approve, snap into a Slim Jim!".
3. When I saw the hashtag #HappyBirthdayNash a few days ago I instantly assumed it was Kevin Nash's birthday, boy was I disappointed.
4. Whenever I see Crush Soda, I instantly think to myself how I wish Brian Adams was still alive.
5. Whenever I see Jay Z on TV, I think "You'd be nothing if you didn't steal from DDP.".
6. Anytime I sit through a bad movie I say afterwards, "Russo could write better shit than this!".
7. Anytime I watch a porn that disappoints me afterwards I say, "Nowhere near as sexy as the Pretty Mean Sisters-Mark Henry segment!".
8. Whenever I play Mike Tyson's Punch Out, I wish someone would do a hack that replaced Mr. Sandman with The Sandman.
9. Anytime I wanna joke with a girlfriend, I'll find a stinky sock, put it on my hand and yell, "Mr Socko wants to give you a nice long kiss!".
10. One time my friend asked me if I wanted to check out an adult bookstore and catch a peepshow. I responded with, "I didn't know Christian was in town.".
11. Whenever someone claims to be "The Greatest", I tell them to quit quoting Ernest Miller.
12. Women are gossiping about how Miley Cyrus or Kim Kardashian messed up now. I ask them if the tabloid they're reading says anything about Tammy Sytch.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 30, 2014 12:55:34 GMT -5
I've never seen a ladder I haven't briefly considered jumping off of.
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mrmulluk
Bubba Ho-Tep
I am always funny. I am never joking.
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Post by mrmulluk on Dec 30, 2014 15:26:35 GMT -5
Whenever someone in my life recovers from an illness or injury, no matter how trivial or serious, I (And so now also, my wife) refer to it as "Kicking out".
I work in a corporate environment, where sharing the workload and the credit between a team is an important value to the organisation. I openly refer to this as "putting people over."
I told my 3 week old son the story of Hulk Hogan's victory over Sgt Slaughter to get him to sleep.
I wish I was making this up!
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 30, 2014 15:28:54 GMT -5
I've never seen a ladder I haven't briefly considered jumping off of. Or a folding chair that could be smashed across someone's back in a shocking betrayal
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 15:45:49 GMT -5
Whenever I see folded chairs, I fight the urge to pick it up and hit people with it lol.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Dec 30, 2014 16:09:25 GMT -5
When I am done ripping a CD onto iTunes, or hear a text message on an iPhone, I start to think "May I have your attention please?"
Also, when I hear a generic ringtone, I say "Can you feel the heat?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 16:17:36 GMT -5
I have a tendency to respond to the question "Why?" with "'Cause Stone Cold said so." I do this to my students all the time. They don't get it.
I also have to fight the urge to interrupt people when I ask them a question with "IT DOESN'T MATTER (insert the topic of the question I asked)." I don't always win that fight, though.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 30, 2014 16:21:57 GMT -5
Every highschool graduation I've attended I tell my wife "It's Macho's Theme!" and she jabs me in the ribs to get me to shut up.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 30, 2014 16:23:15 GMT -5
When you go to Home Depot everything takes on a whole new use
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 30, 2014 23:10:28 GMT -5
Whenever I walk into a business and my shoes are muddy or snowy, I will stop on the rug by the doors and 'scrape' my shoes like I've seen dozens of wrestlers do on the ring apron before getting into the ring.
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Dec 30, 2014 23:16:16 GMT -5
It's a Tuesday evening and I'm reading and replying to this topic.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 31, 2014 5:49:24 GMT -5
Yesterday at work i saw a guy carrying a ladder, and the first thing that popped in my mind was "ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB!"
And i constantly have to fight the urge to clothesline someone who's running in my direction.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 31, 2014 9:20:00 GMT -5
RKO pose on random moments.
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AdamAFL was sooooo wrong
Hank Scorpio
note to all: he's a pants-less heathen
I Survived The Impact Spoilers 7/22/15-7/30/15
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Dec 31, 2014 10:02:54 GMT -5
Most have already been said but...
My friend and I have taken to 'too sweeting' each other whenever we pass at work.
Anytime someone says something harsh out of the blue I always say "Ooooo... heel turn".
I often talk about how I would have "booked" a TV show or movie differently.
"Buried" is quite a large part of my vocabulary, "feud" or "feuding" as well. I use "heat" a lot too and will refer to it as "NUCLEAR HEATZ" if I'm talking to someone who gets it. "Marking out" as well. If someone at work is late/doesn't come in and no-one knows why they "no-showed". "Swerve", "going over", "doing the job" and "work/shoot" come up every so often too.
And I have been known to throw up my arms and shout ADAM COLE BAYBAY across the shopfloor at work too. Sometimes I don't know how I still have a job.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2014 10:40:56 GMT -5
1. I come here every day and spend valuable time talking about meaningless topics that haven't been relevant for decades.
2. When a friend at work does something I don't like, I look at them and say "YOOOOOOOO'RE FIIIIIIRED!" in Vince McMahon voice. I have another friend that now does the same thing but she doesn't really understand where it came from.
3. I constantly have to have some project to work on that's related to wrestling, whether it's just writing out a show the way I would have booked it, creating wrestlers in Fire Pro Returns, or collecting action figures.
4. When I was a kid, I used to try to walk like Randy Savage and flick my wrist like he would.
5. When I was a kid, I came up with a plan to turn my bedroom into Paul Bearer's funeral parlor and modify my bed into a casket.
6. When I was a kid, I used to record myself reading WWE Magazine in the voices of the wrestlers.
7. Last year I spent almost half of a month's paycheck to start an action figure collection and then spent the next month hating myself.
8. When I was a kid, I tied fabric strips around the arms of my black coat and put on an old hat of my dad's and a pair of sunglasses to go to a church Halloween party as Randy Savage, and my parents had to explain to everyone who I was supposed to be.
9. When I wrestle with my dog, I sometimes do wrestling commentary. I keep trying to get the dog in a powerbomb but she's too quick.
10. When I visit my family, sometimes I enter the house doing the "What's Up" R-Truth rap to horrified expressions.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2014 12:10:10 GMT -5
1. about 75% of my left arm is covered with wrestling-related tattoos.
2. Last night I said, "2sweetme, bro" to my girlfriend and she 2sweeted me instantly (not in bed).
3. I flew to Los Angeles, Philly and Chicago (berwyn) for the express purpose of watching PWG, Chikara and Shimmer.
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Johnny Flamingo
Hank Scorpio
Killing the business one post at a time
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on Dec 31, 2014 12:24:09 GMT -5
-I refuse to make my fantasy football pick unless my theme song is playing. Sadly this is true, also caused my aunt to remark about how stuck up I was. My reaction to that is to wear face paint next year.
- My son's name is Christian, and yes it is because of the wrestler.
-I've driven 6 hours to watch a house show.
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malloc
Mephisto
asian cookbook
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Post by malloc on Dec 31, 2014 13:41:45 GMT -5
Things I say in general conversation: heat,no sell/sold,put over, over, heel, push BAH GAWD, OH MY GOD,DOWN TOWN TO CHINA TOWN, CUSTOM MADE,OH YEAH!I also know the Hogan promo from Rocky III and occasionally call people love slaves in texts and Facebook post I also do the Hogan poses down and RVD thumb taunts when the situation warrants it.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Dec 31, 2014 14:40:14 GMT -5
I Baldo Bomb my wife in to bed.
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mrmulluk
Bubba Ho-Tep
I am always funny. I am never joking.
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Post by mrmulluk on Dec 31, 2014 14:57:21 GMT -5
When I'm handing our baby to my wife to feed, I hold him high up as if we're doing a midnight express Rocket Launcher sandpit him in her arms from an imaginary turnbuckle splash.
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