mrmulluk
Bubba Ho-Tep
I am always funny. I am never joking.
Posts: 545
|
Post by mrmulluk on Dec 31, 2014 14:57:57 GMT -5
1. about 75% of my left arm is covered with wrestling-related tattoos. PICTURES! PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE
|
|
|
Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Dec 31, 2014 16:18:30 GMT -5
I cannot sign anything without thinking to myself "I will see you this Sunday!". I also cannot have someone knock on my door without picturing myself as Goldberg about to walk to the ring.
|
|
|
Post by edtheripper on Dec 31, 2014 17:13:16 GMT -5
My son's middle name is Hunter. Yes, it is after the wrestler.
I refer to items as gimmicks and my job is my "shoot job".
|
|
|
Post by Main Eventer on Dec 31, 2014 18:22:23 GMT -5
On multiple occasions I passed on hanging out with friends because a PPV was that night.
|
|
|
Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 31, 2014 18:28:15 GMT -5
I cannot sign anything without thinking to myself "I will see you this Sunday!". Do these signings usually result in violence as we go off the air?
|
|
|
Post by Nickybojelais on Dec 31, 2014 21:40:57 GMT -5
I cannot sign anything without thinking to myself "I will see you this Sunday!". Hopefully you always flip over the table immediately after the signing.
|
|
|
Post by AJ Smudgico on Jan 2, 2015 10:52:23 GMT -5
This doesn't show me in a great light but when I was with my ex, we were 'messing about' in the bedroom and I for a laugh put her in a sharpshooter which led to a trip to hospital for six hours after I slightly injured her back. In my defence I thought she was stronger. We were together for eight years AFTER that
I also have various wrestling t shirts that are mostly ordered from USA (I live in UK) plus a wide collection of masks mainly from Mexico.
I also have a wrestling based tattoo on my shoulder blade that I got as a birthday present to myself!
|
|
|
Post by Super Weak Machine on Jan 2, 2015 18:48:31 GMT -5
Sometimes I throw lariats at signposts.
|
|
|
Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jan 2, 2015 20:50:31 GMT -5
I'm about to go bar hopping tonight rocking a Cornette face t shirt. If that doesn't get the ladies nothing will. Seriously though, I think I may have a problem.
|
|
|
Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 2, 2015 20:51:42 GMT -5
I've never seen a ladder I haven't briefly considered jumping off of. I can't look at folding chairs the same ever again. And some words are ruined to me forever, like 'gimmick.'
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2015 1:10:24 GMT -5
I told my 3 week old son the story of Hulk Hogan's victory over Sgt Slaughter to get him to sleep. This is one of the greatest stories I've ever heard.
|
|
triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
Posts: 14,074
|
Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 3, 2015 1:12:21 GMT -5
I'm going to pay American currency to stream a Japanese wrestling company's biggest show of the year. Also, I've gone to almost every PWG show since July 2009.
|
|
sawcesome
Trap-Jaw
It's time to dance.
Posts: 374
|
Post by sawcesome on Jan 3, 2015 1:38:59 GMT -5
I've requested off work only one time to visit my family. I request off once a month to watch whatever WWE ppv is coming up.
Whenever a friend of mine is close to winning a game, I say, "Climb the ladder, kid! Make yourself famous!"
If someone says, "You didn't know?" the proper (i.e. automatic) response is now, "Your ass better call somebody!"
|
|
|
Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 3, 2015 2:39:06 GMT -5
My friend Josh and I use the term "put over" in reference to being a compliment or in terms of trying to establish something as fact. We also use the term "no sold" if we feel someone just ignores something said in a conversation/argument and continues on without acknowledging any points made and just continues on as before without making any adjustments to their argument. The worst example of this had me remark to Josh after a fellow stand up totally ignored a point I made about some shitty comedy booker and just reiterated the same point without acknowledging what I had said, that I told to Josh "He no sold my argument like how Hogan no sold Vader's powerbomb!"
While watching the Ultimate Fighter season 20 finale and watching fighters get patted down as they enter the octagon had me imagining them zinging each other with the old talcum powder to the eyes!
|
|
|
Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jan 3, 2015 3:57:14 GMT -5
I retract my statement. If I can pull a fine girl whilst wearing a Cornette face shirt, there's hope for all of us. No problem here.
|
|
4real
Wade Wilson
Posts: 27,651
|
Post by 4real on Jan 3, 2015 4:55:49 GMT -5
I've said this before in other threads but marking out when 3.16, 6.19 or 9.99 come up on the till.
And every damn time I climb a ladder at work Seth Rollins theme comes into my head and I have to grab the box off the top shelf as if it's the MITB briefcase.
Also if somebody comes towards me with a big cage of something I have to pretend it's hit me and sell an injury.
|
|
|
Post by lowlystockboy on Jan 3, 2015 11:33:18 GMT -5
I'm about to go bar hopping tonight rocking a Cornette face t shirt. If that doesn't get the ladies nothing will. Seriously though, I think I may have a problem. When you get a girl to go out with you, taking her to Dairy Queen while wearing that shirt is a must!
|
|
The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423
|
Post by The Sam on Jan 3, 2015 11:52:29 GMT -5
It's a Tuesday evening and I'm reading and replying to this topic. Are you in Texas?
|
|
|
Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 3, 2015 12:59:14 GMT -5
In Django Unchained when Calvin Candie arrives at Candyland, he yells for his sister Lara by screaming "Where is my beautiful sister?! Whooooo!!!!!!" It always reminds me of Owen Hart. Which is weird when you consider Owen used the whooo to punctuate how he was going to beat his lousy brother, Bret or accomplish something without the help of his lousy brother, Bret. And "beautiful sister" and "lousy" brother are as far apart from one another on the spectrum of adjective/nouns as you can get.
When I was a kid I remember seeing a news magazine on eight women from Framingham, Massachusetts (coincidentally enough, I would graduate from the local state college there) serving time in jail for killing the husbands, boyfriends and lesbian lover they said abused them and felt like these mitigating circumstances should get their sentences commuted. Any ways these women were referred to as "The Framingham Eight" and I always thought this would make a great name for a wrestling tournament held in Framingham, Massachusetts that would be similar to "King of The Indies"/"Super 8 Tournament"/"Battle of Los Angeles". Though for the life of me I can't think of a venue in town that could host a big tournament like that (including my Alma mater, which is a division three school with a gymnasium that could only fit a regular sized indie show).
Whenever the New England Patriots win their fourth Super Bowl I fully intend on posting a photo of the Four Horsemen throwing up "the symbol of excellence" on to Facebook.
|
|
AdamAFL was sooooo wrong
Hank Scorpio
note to all: he's a pants-less heathen
I Survived The Impact Spoilers 7/22/15-7/30/15
Posts: 7,095
|
Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Jan 3, 2015 19:27:44 GMT -5
I've requested off work only one time to visit my family. I request off once a month to watch whatever WWE ppv is coming up. I never even considered this! I've literally never taken time off work for family reasons and very infrequently for other reasons yet I also do it once a month. And in December (this may show my disinterest in current WWE mind) I traded my TLC holiday for the day after Final Battle (I'm from the UK so I always need the day after off rather than the day of since the PPVs don't finish till 4am ish over here) and added an extra holiday for the day after NXT:[R]Evolution.
|
|