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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 11, 2015 0:34:03 GMT -5
I mean we have how many TV shows about finding it and TV networks are not just going to put on any assholes who run around the woods looking for something that doesn't exist. No they put top men on the case. So how is it we haven't Bigfoot yet?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 11, 2015 0:35:47 GMT -5
Bobo. Just, Bobo.
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Post by Perd on Jan 11, 2015 0:41:20 GMT -5
And how come none of these shows are called Sasq-Watch?
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Jan 11, 2015 0:41:38 GMT -5
Because most of those shows keep pointing their cameras at their damn selves.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 11, 2015 0:42:00 GMT -5
It's because he's on Mars.
No one's looked on Mars.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 11, 2015 0:51:53 GMT -5
Because the show's called Finding Bigfoot, not Found Bigfoot. Duh.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2015 1:47:41 GMT -5
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 11, 2015 1:57:07 GMT -5
he's hiding in theaters playing Chris Pine movies. only place on Earth you're guaranteed to never find a another human being.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 11, 2015 2:08:12 GMT -5
He works at the Cracker Barrel. I've seen him. His feet really aren't that big, believe it or not.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 11, 2015 2:10:35 GMT -5
You seen him run? He's fast as hell for a big guy.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 11, 2015 2:39:02 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2015 2:42:27 GMT -5
He's not a bear
If he was a bear, the myth would be debunked
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 11, 2015 2:49:49 GMT -5
What does a statue from Easter Island have to do with Bigfoot?
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 11, 2015 3:12:56 GMT -5
he's hiding in theaters playing Chris Pine movies. only place on Earth you're guaranteed to never find a another human being. This would make sense if Pine has a history of being in bombs, which he doesn't, at all.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 11, 2015 3:23:05 GMT -5
My theory is that Bigfoot watches shows about him, and thus knows the tactics and strategies of the Bigfoot hunters, allowing him to evade them.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 11, 2015 6:00:44 GMT -5
because hangs out in blurry and out of focus areas of the country
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 11, 2015 7:24:48 GMT -5
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here
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Post by The Sam on Jan 11, 2015 7:53:46 GMT -5
Maybe I just want to be left alone.
...I mean he wants to be left alone.
Phew, dodged a bullet there. Is this still on?
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 11, 2015 7:57:53 GMT -5
You don't find bigfoot! Bigfoot finds you!
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Post by Andy Martin on Jan 11, 2015 8:40:31 GMT -5
Came to make the joke...and was beaten to the joke.
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