Boo!
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Post by Boo! on Jan 13, 2015 21:40:03 GMT -5
He should have his own podcast. Can you imagine?
Never mind #FoxNewsFacts, #HulkHoganFacts would be on perma-trend
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Jan 14, 2015 0:22:01 GMT -5
I misread this as "there must be some heroin for Hogan to do at Mania". Now I really want to see one of those tiring Legends dancing parties, with Hogan sitting in the background slightly out-of-frame tying off.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2015 0:59:04 GMT -5
In Cena's corner against Rusev but not to confront Lana. I honestly think Putin being namedropped so often is leading to a Putin impersonator showing up in Rusev's corner. They've had Obama and Clinton impersonators before (probably others I've forgot) so a Putin one is inevitable and it may as well lead to Hulk chasing him off or punching him down, the distraction allows for an AA, SHABADOOOO, Rusev has a dancing bear gimmick by summerslam.
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Jan 14, 2015 1:06:27 GMT -5
frees Mizdow from Miz, because who is more Hollywood, than "Hollywood" Hogan
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Jan 14, 2015 1:09:16 GMT -5
frees Mizdow from Miz, because who is more Hollywood, than "Hollywood" Hogan Are you suggesting Hulk Hogandow, complete with skullet?
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Post by Old Jack Burton on Jan 14, 2015 1:12:26 GMT -5
There are a lot of ways he could do something heroic, but it takes building, and Hogan has to have the acting chops for it. He has lean on his iconic image and elder-statesman status rather than the physical activities or wrestling matches. Something as simple as RAW ending on a shot Hulk Hogan climbing into an ambulance behind an stretcher carrying an annihilated John Cena and then facing the audience before fade-out gives gravitas gravitas to the situation few others could pull off.
He could do other things like this. Basically, he needs to be WWE's Raiden. A good guy, but he must mostly remain hands off in the affairs of the mere mortal heroes he counsels and assists. And in the most dire circumstances he may step up (carrying a lead pipe) and mostly anything he does sort of cuts off before you see any action and everything else is implied.
Alternately, WWE could do an old-school Wrestlemania intro in the vein of VI, VII, and VIII with Hogan doing the voice-over instead of Vince.
This lets Hogan have the benefit of do-overs, and is still sure to be hype as f*** and send chills down every viewers spine when he hits that IT'S WRESTLEMANIA....BROTHERRRR!!!
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Post by schma on Jan 14, 2015 3:24:10 GMT -5
I would suggest guest referee but I doubt his back could handle the up and down for the counts.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 14, 2015 5:24:26 GMT -5
something heroic he can still do, something heroic... "Vince, it's time for you to retire, brother. it's time for somebody new to take over, who hasn't lost his mind! And take Dunn with you too!"
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 14, 2015 9:30:38 GMT -5
He should have his own podcast. Can you imagine? Never mind #FoxNewsFacts, #HulkHoganFacts would be on perma-trend FACT: Hulk Hogan found a cure for genital warts dude! And then Hulk Hogan single handedly saved wrestling brother! And then Hulk Hogan brought sexy back, jack!
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Boo!
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Post by Boo! on Jan 14, 2015 9:36:42 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan was the first Charlie Hebdo, brother
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Post by rocket on Jan 14, 2015 12:53:46 GMT -5
It's gonna be like Bound for Glory 2011 with Sting and all, isn't it
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 14, 2015 12:57:47 GMT -5
If he's healthy enough to take any kind of bump whatsoever, I feel that Hogan should sell something for Rusev before the Rusev/Cena match. He's obviously not going to get destroyed like he did by Brock before Brock/Rock, but that would be one of the biggest "screw you, 'Murica!" statements that Rusev can make. Hogan eating a thrust kick would be glorious.
I'd say no Accolade as he'd probably snap Hogan and what's ever holding him together into several gory pieces.
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Post by keezy on Jan 14, 2015 16:05:48 GMT -5
If he's healthy enough to take any kind of bump whatsoever, I feel that Hogan should sell something for Rusev before the Rusev/Cena match. He's obviously not going to get destroyed like he did by Brock before Brock/Rock, but that would be one of the biggest "screw you, 'Murica!" statements that Rusev can make. Hogan eating a thrust kick would be glorious. I'd say no Accolade as he'd probably snap Hogan and what's ever holding him together into several gory pieces. The only way Hogan would job for Brock was by passing out in a bearhug, a move that wasn't even Brock's finishing or frequent move.
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 14, 2015 23:27:12 GMT -5
If he's healthy enough to take any kind of bump whatsoever, I feel that Hogan should sell something for Rusev before the Rusev/Cena match. He's obviously not going to get destroyed like he did by Brock before Brock/Rock, but that would be one of the biggest "screw you, 'Murica!" statements that Rusev can make. Hogan eating a thrust kick would be glorious. I'd say no Accolade as he'd probably snap Hogan and what's ever holding him together into several gory pieces. The only way Hogan would job for Brock was by passing out in a bearhug, a move that wasn't even Brock's finishing or frequent move. Eh... in this case I don't think Hogan refused to take a pin. He ate the F5. Story there was that a pin wasn't good enough for Lesnar. Lesnar had Hogan dead to rights. Lesnar just decided that internally injuring Hogan to send a message to The Rock was more important as Hogan was bleeding from the mouth from the previous punishment and then the bearhug. I'd argue that a bearhug never looked so devastating. Point is, Hogan didn't have to be pineed to get Lesnar over. He did Lesnar one better. No one else could have put that level of a beating on Hogan and win a relatively clean match the way Lesnar did.
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