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Post by Ganon83 on Jan 13, 2015 13:20:52 GMT -5
Inspired by this: Even Stevie Wonder could see that 2014 sucked for TNA. Dixie is Michael Scott levels of incompetent Dixie: So, Sting got hired to WWE where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas, back here in TNA, I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So, who is the real winner, the dog or a fish?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 13, 2015 13:26:48 GMT -5
Bobby Roode: Should have burned down this place when I had the chance
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 13, 2015 14:38:01 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon—sue me—and since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay sixteen strips of bacon out on my Hulk Hogan Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
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Post by hossfan on Jan 13, 2015 15:00:06 GMT -5
Dixie Carter: Listen up! Come to the center of the ring, please. This... is a Dixie Dollar. When you have done something good, you will receive one Dixie Dollar. One thousand Dixie Dollars... equals an extra five minutes for lunch.
Samoa Joe: What is the cash value of a Dixie Dollar?
Dixie Carter: Excellent question, Joe. One one hundredth of a cent.
AJ Styles: So ten thousand of your dollars is worth one real dollar?
Dixie Carter: You just zip your lid!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 13, 2015 18:42:43 GMT -5
*Why TNA lasted as long as it did on Spike*
Spike Executive: Co-managing is a give and take. You have to pick your battles. One of the battles that I picked was to stop Dixie from running plastic tubes all over the office and placing hamsters inside of them. She was going to call it Tube City. So, yes, I do owe her one.
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Post by SpillBeans316 on Jan 13, 2015 20:07:05 GMT -5
*Addressing an upset locker room, following the main event of Victory Road 2011*
Dixie: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know, I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time on Twitter chatting with our fans. Occasionally, I'll let a drugged up talent go out to the ring in order to have our scheduled main event. So sue me, NO don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point I am trying to make.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 14, 2015 11:56:48 GMT -5
Samoa Joe: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 14, 2015 12:58:21 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer: I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They always complain. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles. I'm constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don't get sore, too? Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?
Hulk Hogan: Oh I don't think it's blackmail, jack. Dixie just does what I ask her to do so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Serg with Russo. I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter... brother.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 14, 2015 16:04:52 GMT -5
Dixie: As it turns out, you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Jeff Hardy to the bottom. Um. I think I can do it. I did it with Scott Hall.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 14, 2015 16:47:46 GMT -5
AJ Styles: That's a nice desk. Russo: It's a replica of Uday Hussein's.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 14, 2015 16:48:32 GMT -5
Kid Rock: So Vince comes up to me and asks me to play Wrestlemania. I say okay, sure, I'll throw in some covers. He says no, we want you to play all originals. I say are you sure? My originals are terrible. He says that's okay. And I think, oh I get it, it's an ironic Wrestlemania.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 14, 2015 18:04:51 GMT -5
I know that was WWE but I had to do it.
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El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jan 14, 2015 18:25:52 GMT -5
Dixie: "I....DECLARE....BANKRUPTCY!"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 14, 2015 18:27:52 GMT -5
*During his last year of being employed at TNA*
AJ Styles: You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? Impact is like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
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Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jan 22, 2015 18:01:53 GMT -5
Been a few years since he's been employed by them, but:
Jim Cornette: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Vince Russo, I would shoot Russo twice.
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Post by jp49er80 on Jan 23, 2015 3:07:09 GMT -5
THAT IS A TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR A WEEK WRESTLER YOU JUST KILLED!
(To AJ, maybe?)
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Jan 27, 2015 23:23:05 GMT -5
Dixie: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this company is a joke. Last year, I came to work with Rock star spud in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a wrestler that could honestly get a better pop than most of the roster. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2015 22:58:50 GMT -5
I
DECLARE
BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYY
-Jeff Jarrett, 2002.
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Ozymandius
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 5, 2015 22:02:28 GMT -5
Kurt Angle: "I love working at TNA, a division of Taliban enterprises."
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