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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 14, 2015 1:35:03 GMT -5
Perhaps this woman is just the Chinese female Roderick Strong?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 14, 2015 1:47:47 GMT -5
Welcome back Ghidorah!
I desperately want this to be true, if only for the absurdity of the wife sneaking into the hospital to cut off his penis a second time.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 14, 2015 1:51:57 GMT -5
Father of 5, in China... Something about this doesn't add up. Dude is obviously a player. He probably has different kids with different women. Actually, it is probably more likely that the guy is in the majority of Chinese citizens that are exempt from the limitation. Even if he was, it seems to me he might be in China's growing middle class, which means he could probably afford the fines that come from violating the policy even if he were not exempt.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 14, 2015 1:54:33 GMT -5
"f*** sympathy, man. I don't need your f***ing sympathy. I need my f***ing Johnson!" Fan Lung
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jan 14, 2015 1:55:39 GMT -5
"I choppy-choppy your pee-pee!"
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Post by Duke Delicious on Jan 14, 2015 2:17:52 GMT -5
Best part was them being unable to find his penis and just assuming it was eaten by a stray animal.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jan 14, 2015 2:27:00 GMT -5
and for once we can't blame Florida
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 14, 2015 2:30:22 GMT -5
and for once we can't blame Florida I'm sure there's some province of China where nobody is shocked or surprised that crazy shit goes down regularly.
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Post by Cela on Jan 14, 2015 2:30:54 GMT -5
All right, which one of you bastards broke the 47 seals?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2015 3:02:59 GMT -5
1- Welcome back Ghidorah
2- OUCH!!!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 14, 2015 3:04:48 GMT -5
Perhaps this woman is just the Chinese female Roderick Strong? There's a Chinese Roderick Strong? There's a FEMALE Chinese Roderick Strong? *books earliest possible flight to China*
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 14, 2015 3:51:54 GMT -5
Perhaps this woman is just the Chinese female Roderick Strong? There's a Chinese Roderick Strong? There's a FEMALE Chinese Roderick Strong? *books earliest possible flight to China* Good luck. Don't get chopped in the dong.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2015 5:10:03 GMT -5
Perhaps a Chinese female Low-Ki?
You know it's bad when Necro goes down from a single chop.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 14, 2015 5:20:59 GMT -5
Perhaps this woman is just the Chinese female Roderick Strong? I just now got around to watching that clip. Pretty funny, if I do say so myself.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 14, 2015 9:14:57 GMT -5
Father of 5, in China... Something about this doesn't add up. Dude is obviously a player. He probably has different kids with different women. Actually, it is probably more likely that the guy is in the majority of Chinese citizens that are exempt from the limitation. Even if he was, it seems to me he might be in China's growing middle class, which means he could probably afford the fines that come from violating the policy even if he were not exempt. Not anymore. Surgery bills probably put an end to that.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 14, 2015 9:28:55 GMT -5
Don't enter a relationship with a psychopath. I don't care what the f*** this guy did, he didn't deserve getting his prick clipped.
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Post by nate5054 on Jan 14, 2015 9:42:32 GMT -5
The King is back!!! Long live the King!!!
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Post by nate5054 on Jan 14, 2015 9:44:59 GMT -5
Don't enter a relationship with a psychopath. I don't care what the f*** this guy did, he didn't deserve getting his prick clipped. If a guy chopped off a woman's breast for cheating, people would be massively outraged, and rightfully so.
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 14, 2015 11:21:02 GMT -5
YOU STILL GOT IT!! CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP YOU STILL GOT IT! Unlike the guy in the story...
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 14, 2015 12:08:08 GMT -5
Dude is obviously a player. He probably has different kids with different women. Actually, it is probably more likely that the guy is in the majority of Chinese citizens that are exempt from the limitation. Even if he was, it seems to me he might be in China's growing middle class, which means he could probably afford the fines that come from violating the policy even if he were not exempt. Not anymore. Surgery bills probably put an end to that. I think most Americans forget that much of the rest of the world is sane when it comes to medical bills. He will be fine, as far as that goes. I don't know if their socialized medical system will pay for him to get a new wingding, but that is a different story.
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