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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jan 19, 2015 8:02:38 GMT -5
John Cena can lift the 7 foot tall, 500lb worlds largest athelete The Big Show up for an Attitude Adjustment.
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Post by What? on Jan 19, 2015 8:07:28 GMT -5
Agreed. If he could've done it, it would've happened by now. To the best of my knowledge I don't believe this feud has even occurred. Maybe Cena should avoid Show. Just too many odds.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 19, 2015 8:07:54 GMT -5
Remember that time The Undertaker got manhandled? Nothings ever gonna top that.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 19, 2015 8:40:58 GMT -5
DX invaded WCW and killed them stone dead. The next night Vince bought WCW.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 19, 2015 9:03:09 GMT -5
No F'n way. But I bet Deke Stokes could.
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Post by The Sam on Jan 19, 2015 9:31:29 GMT -5
Let's look at the tale of the tape;
Big Show - 7'5
John Cena - Not 7'5
Big Show - Over 500 lbs
John Cena - Not over 500 lbs
Big Show - Has never been hit with the AA
John Cena - Has never hit Big Show with the AA
The stats speak for themselves.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 9:33:01 GMT -5
Let's look at the tale of the tape; Big Show - 7'5 John Cena - Not 7'5 Big Show - Over 500 lbs John Cena - Not over 500 lbs Big Show - Has never been hit with the AA John Cena - Has never hit Big Show with the AA The stats speak for themselves. Read it in Big Show's voice. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 19, 2015 9:37:40 GMT -5
They aren't booing Cena, they are saying "Youuuuuuuuuuuuu can lift the Big Show!"
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Jan 19, 2015 9:38:54 GMT -5
Oh, I see it's the monthly beat the dead horses of jokes into glue thread.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 19, 2015 9:45:28 GMT -5
Oh, I see it's the monthly beat the dead horses of jokes into glue thread.  |
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Post by notonyourradar on Jan 19, 2015 9:56:03 GMT -5
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 19, 2015 9:59:42 GMT -5
Oh, I see it's the monthly beat the dead horses of jokes into glue thread. "Monthly", he says. |
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Post by CM Parish on Jan 19, 2015 10:03:11 GMT -5
Oh, I see it's the monthly beat the dead horses of jokes into glue thread. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 10:12:55 GMT -5
LOL. Cena just is the man. If the WWE were high school, you'd hate him. He'd be the football QB that'd go 20/23 for 300 with four TDs in the championship game, smash his finals, have every woman at his beck and call and be hangoutwithable enough that you couldn't openly be sick of him in his presence the way he gets booked. Also, he'd have slammin' hair.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 19, 2015 11:19:41 GMT -5
LOL. Cena just is the man. If the WWE were high school, you'd hate him. He'd be the football QB that'd go 20/23 for 300 with four TDs in the championship game, smash his finals, have every woman at his beck and call and be hangoutwithable enough that you couldn't openly be sick of him in his presence the way he gets booked. Also, he'd have slammin' hair. Cena would totally have a Power Glove on each hand and the most bitchin' jean jacket of all time |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 19, 2015 11:28:43 GMT -5
Oh, I see it's the monthly beat the dead horses of jokes into glue thread. See, a lot of the time, I'd be there with you but this is one of those special jokes that's never not gonna be funny to me. I'm not even sure why but damn, it makes me smile every time I see it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 11:43:03 GMT -5
He might be able to lift the Big Show, but tune in this sunday for the PPV to see if he can lift both the big show...AND A 2 POUND WEIGHT WE TIED TO HIS SHOES.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 19, 2015 12:16:35 GMT -5
SPOILER WARNING:
The Big Show is totally winning the Rumble, you guys. How on earth can you get him over the top rope??
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 19, 2015 12:24:06 GMT -5
Oh, I see it's the monthly beat the dead horses of jokes into glue thread. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 19, 2015 12:32:37 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen John Cena will face Randy Orton tonight in another chapter of one of the most exciting rivalries in sports entertainment history!
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