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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 5, 2015 19:55:24 GMT -5
Who the hell is this? Seriously, I have no memory of him. He had more than one match. The Lorenzo shoot interview was great though. Lorenzo: "Yeah, I went out there and wrestled" Interviewer: "Um...anything else?" Lorenzo: "Nope, that's pretty much it"
Jon Stewart's been involved in wrestling before I see
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 5, 2015 19:58:56 GMT -5
Dave Heath, who went on to become Gangrel.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 5, 2015 20:29:27 GMT -5
Dave Heath, who went on to become Gangrel. And Cotton Hill. At this stage I realise all my contributions to this thread have been terrible look a likes
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Post by fortknox on Mar 5, 2015 21:47:04 GMT -5
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Post by somsta on Mar 5, 2015 23:56:07 GMT -5
Damon Striker and Dave Heath would have made for a bloody interesting pairing. Maybe add a third guy and you might have something.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Mar 6, 2015 0:58:36 GMT -5
As a devoted viewer of WCW Saturday Night in the late 90s, how about "Lightning Foot" Jerry Flynn? His peak was a feud with Ernest Miller over Flynn's prized rat tail being shaved off that actually led to them getting a match at Uncensored 1999. Otherwise he exists to just disappoint you when you realize you failed to notice the "F" in his name. In my "I took over WCW in January 1999" EWR game I eventually got Jerry Flynn over in 2002 when I decided to have him feud with a rookie Brock Lesnar. So, using the concrete science of a alternate universe portrayed in a text-only wrestling booking simulator, Roman Reigns is an even bigger failure than we could have imagined.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 6, 2015 11:33:15 GMT -5
If he ever kills someone, TMZ will have the headline "wrestling superstar Lorenzo arrested for murder"
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Post by Stu on Mar 6, 2015 11:43:54 GMT -5
The two best jobbers were The Medic and a guy whose name I can't remember, but he was a freaking lifeguard!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 6, 2015 12:42:17 GMT -5
Bob Holly
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Post by DjZonk on Mar 6, 2015 13:52:12 GMT -5
The best thing about the Network is finding gems like Jimmy Graffiti. WCW is the gist that keeps on giving.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Mar 7, 2015 3:02:37 GMT -5
The incomparable Tommy Angel And the pic is from SMW...
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Post by Larryhausen on Mar 7, 2015 8:42:02 GMT -5
Ever look at the jobbers that Undertaker squashed in 1990-92? it literally looked like they got some fans out of the stands and gave them wrestling gear. I vividly remember one of the first matches I ever saw was Taker squashing some guy named "Scott Baito" And he actually looked like Fat Charles in Charge.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 7, 2015 10:45:07 GMT -5
Dave Heath, who went on to become Gangrel. And Cotton Hill. At this stage I realise all my contributions to this thread have been terrible look a likes Then he shaved his head and moved to Westeros, sadly he cut his balls off at the same time.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Mar 7, 2015 11:49:43 GMT -5
Dave Heath, who went on to become Gangrel. His face is all weird, reminds of that Dick Tracy villain:
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Mar 7, 2015 12:23:59 GMT -5
Doc Dean. His match starts at 3:45. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oi2dm3WoysCompeted in the Super J Tournament for New Japan, got a decent push, to say nothing of an impressive rub by getting a win over Jushin Thunder Liger. Completely jobbed out when he went to WCW. Retired from wrestling entirely when he was just 28.
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Mar 8, 2015 6:09:36 GMT -5
Viktor Krüger, Austrian heel youtu.be/_AfbC7sstwUJobbed in 2 or 3 SN/WW matches, got an interview with Mean Gene declaring he's coming after Hulk Hogan, disappears soon after Had a little story going on in German edition of WCW magazine Solid worker, had a tiny career in Germany/Netherlands afterwards, but brutal on the mic at that time
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Mar 8, 2015 6:11:31 GMT -5
Doc Dean. His match starts at 3:45. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oi2dm3WoysCompeted in the Super J Tournament for New Japan, got a decent push, to say nothing of an impressive rub by getting a win over Jushin Thunder Liger. Completely jobbed out when he went to WCW. Retired from wrestling entirely when he was just 28. Yeah Robbie Brookside's old buddy/partner
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 8, 2015 6:18:10 GMT -5
Lorenzo left WCW for a lucrative career in petroleum. People can't stop talking about Lorenzo's oil.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 8, 2015 6:52:07 GMT -5
Lorenzo left WCW for a lucrative career in petroleum. People can't stop talking about Lorenzo's oil. I was hoping that was his last name, Lorenzo Zoyle
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Mar 8, 2015 7:15:36 GMT -5
Submitted for your consideration, Jim Clontz. Ed Norton researching a role? Please tell me this guy's gimmick was "Velveteen Dandy"
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