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Post by Rated H on Jun 19, 2006 16:32:25 GMT -5
nowe dis doode is gunnah no i dibnmt yes pizza do you needz a puzzle propurrlee yahoo!!!!! Are you and happyalanwolf one in the same?
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 19, 2006 16:53:58 GMT -5
nowe dis doode is gunnah no i dibnmt yes pizza do you needz a puzzle propurrlee yahoo!!!!! Are you and happyalanwolf one in the same? No. H.A.W. is 105. This dude is 100.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jun 19, 2006 21:34:54 GMT -5
"IT IS!"
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 19, 2006 22:49:36 GMT -5
Oh, the possibilities. WHAT'D YOU DO TO HER, CHARLIE?!
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Post by Millie D on Jun 19, 2006 23:50:23 GMT -5
Oh, the possibilities. ITS TOFUTTI TIME! ( for fans of Mr. Show..you will get that)
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"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Jun 19, 2006 23:54:06 GMT -5
So I was beating up my children last night with a studded leather belt, while smoking some black tar heroin, also polishing off my fifth colt 45, and I remembered our golf game is on Saturday. I love it, great one
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jun 20, 2006 10:07:17 GMT -5
MAN ON RIGHT: "You didn't get the job because of those sticks that shoot out of your mouth, Bob. I told you those things could hurt someone! And try getting a bottom set of teeth too! Ass!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2006 10:08:31 GMT -5
MAN ON RIGHT: "You didn't get the job because of those sticks that shoot out of your mouth, Bob. I told you those things could hurt someone! And try getting a bottom set of teeth too! Ass! YOU'RE F***ING FIRED, BOB!!!
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 20, 2006 14:50:28 GMT -5
Man On Left: So I says the to the girl--this is what I says--I says, Girl, why is this dead chicken on my bed? And she................................ ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY LINES?! Man On Right: Huh? What? No! Of course not! Man On Left: ...Okay. Just making sure. Anyway, she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a stack of sticky notes. Now I wondering, why in the................. YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! Man On Right: I am not! I'm completely focused on your lin... story. Not looking at those lines whatso-lines-ever. Lines. Man On Left: ...Right... Well, she takes the sticky notes and does perhaps the hottest thing I've ever seen done with wood-based adhesive office supply. First, she........ MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! Man On Right: *sigh* ...Do you get to park in the handicapped spaces with those things? Man On Left: *punches the other guy and walks away*
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Post by gsguy on Jun 20, 2006 14:55:27 GMT -5
..and then I said to the cook "It may be beef but it's still veal to be dammit!
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Post by Bullhead on Jun 20, 2006 15:42:58 GMT -5
"That was intense!" "The life of a repo man is always intense."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2006 15:45:57 GMT -5
Looking for someone to go back in time with me. Must bring your own weapon.....
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Post by Rated H on Jun 20, 2006 16:15:40 GMT -5
"England will win the World Cup Tournament!"
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Post by Bullhead on Jun 21, 2006 15:55:01 GMT -5
"What is that star?" "The Death Star." "What does it do?" "IT DOES DEATH!"
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 21, 2006 17:05:13 GMT -5
FLAVOR FLAAAAV!!!
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 21, 2006 21:04:39 GMT -5
"Oh yeah, well the jerk store called... and they said they're running out of you!"
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 21, 2006 21:10:45 GMT -5
Maury: "When it comes to little Tyler..... Anthony....... you ARE..." Anthony: "Yes!" Maury: "....NOT the father." Anthony: (runs out crying)
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